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Jessi June

“No one believes it until they see my ID, but Jessi June is my real name! At 18 I told myself that if I’m going to do porn, I’m going to own it.” The barely legal started driving across the U.S., modeling nonstop, and she hasn’t slowed down yet: “I...

Victoria James

“Schoolteacher Fired by Local Prudes!” It’s a regular news item these days. But the story of Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria James represents a new level of sexophobia. She hadn’t sexted anybody or been in porn. She was just trying to make ends meet by moonlighting as a swimsuit model. Now...

Heidi

“I guess I’m an old-fashioned romantic at heart,” sighs luscious Heidi. “I still like to be wined and dined…as long as I’m the main course! Men should still whisper sweet nothings in a girl’s ear, as long as one of those nothings is ‘Let’s fuck, baby.’ After all,” she laughs...

Victoria Lynn

“Saturday sex is the best,” says Victoria, who posed for us just 18 days after turning 18! “Other than walking my pup-pup, there’s nowhere to be but bed. I wake my boyfriend up with slow kisses, then some lazy sex and pancakes and eggs. Yum!”

Courtney Dillon

“You want to know a secret? Sometimes I’m trembling when I get naked in front of the camera,” Courtney  confides. “I get so scared. But I learned a trick. I imagine it’s just me and the best friend I’ve known for years. He’s always wanted me. I always knew it....

Brooklyn Chase

“I always wanted to be a model. But as I got older and started enjoying sex more and more, adult modeling became a natural choice. All of my most memorable experiences have been on camera: my first time having sex with a girl, my first threesome, first group. And I’ve...

Natalie Heart

“Honestly, the fantasies I have are all about fucking in public, where you know you might get caught or get in trouble. Sex is just better with an audience. Like the night I took a guy home and my roommates peeked through the door to watch. That was pretty hot!”

Hillary

“Where I come from,” explains Hillary, “a stone fox is, like, a totally rad-lookin’ chick who’s, like, totally cool too. That’s me.” Hillary—a Valley Girl, fer sure—hails from Encino, in the heart of Southern California’s famed San Fernando Valley. This 19-year-old student says rock climbing in the hills near her...

Keisha Grey

“It’s chill day every day,” Keisha says. The curvylicious cutie has a cat named Fritz, grooves to Jimi Hendrix and dances around naked every chance she gets. Keisha recently started a Twitter frenzy when she posted a nude photo of herself hugging this month’s centerfold Ariana Marie, followed by the...

Gulliana Alexa

Gulliana posts photos of everything she eats: filet mignon with crisp veggies, Oreo Brownie Earthquake, half a rack of ribs and, best of all, slick pink pussies. Then, once she’s got our mouths watering, the tasty dish spreads her own luscious legs… Dive in!

Letty

“I’d walk around bareass all day if I could,” Letty enthuses. “I love being naked. So there’s no way in hell I’m gonna wear clothes at the beach. Here’s what I do. I pick a busy stretch of sand. Then I strip down one piece at a time. The sun...

Ariana Marie

“I’ve always been interested in sex, but I was shy about it when I was young because I was a ‘good girl.’ Now that I’m a little older, I’d say that I’m still a little shy when you first meet me, but I’ve grown more comfortable with my sexuality. I’m...

Megan and Rose- August 1985

Come on in,” Megan whispers. “The water’s fine.” In moments the two bathing beauties are locked in an amorous embrace. Rose’s soap-slippery nipples rise at the tender touch of her lover’s lips. The warm water washing over their writhing bodies makes their mutual pleasure almost unbearably intense. Each probing thrust...

Aidra Fox

“Growing up, I was a country girl. I spent a lot of time outdoors—four-wheeling, fishing, hanging out at bonfires. In high school I was definitely a troublemaker. I was always the one skipping class and getting my friends to skip with me.” “These days, because I work in porn, people...

Serena Ali

“If it wasn’t for porn, I’d probably be arresting someone right now,” Serena laughs. “I was in school for criminal justice. Then two years ago I worked my first shoot. From that day on I was in the game and loving it. I came up with my name by taking...

Dana DeArmond

Are you still doing as much hardcore as you always did? I did a DP yesterday. You did? Yes. You became a specialist for those. Yes. I’m a specialist. Why do you do those? Because I’m good at it. And I like it. By DP you mean double penetration. There...

Kim Counts

Algebra isn’t Kim’s cup of tea—she’d rather be playing with her horse—but her daddy’s a math professor, and she’s got to pass that test! While her head is swimming with baffling, transfinite cardinals, she counts with her fingers, at least up to ten, which is as high as she needs...

Phoebe

“I can feel your eyes on me. I’ve seen you at the window across the courtyard. I know you’re watching, and guess what? I like it. So this show is just for you, neighbor. Play along if you want. ’Cause thinking about you watching, maybe jacking off… Wow, my nips...

Skylar Leigh

“I started out as Sky, but decided to change it to Skylar after watching Breaking Bad. When I’m in front of a camera or onstage, I become this completely different person, definitely naughty. That’s when I fantasize. And I have so many fantasies. I’ll try anything once. I’d really like...

Ayumi

“If I could have one superpower, it would be to have catlike reflexes. Because they’re agile and sophisticated. Plus, who doesn’t like a superpowered pussy?”

Bailey

“See these boots? I’ve been everywhere in ’em—hitchhiking up the coast to Big Sur, bumming around San Francisco. Wore them this year when I hit the Electric Daisy Carnival and hooked up with two boys. I call it my Gypsy Summer. (Yes, I love John Knowles’ A Separate Peace.) Anyway,...

Carlotta

Ravishing Carlotta is taking a much-needed vacation, relaxing at a private pool in Palm Springs, California. “I’m all sexed out,” the former beauty queen says with a contented giggle. “My boyfriend and I were celebrating our anniversary—three weeks together! Naturally, we spent the day in bed. And the day after...

Ava Taylor

“Ava is my dog’s name. I stole it from him when I started being in front of the  camera and traveling—I really love all this! Before I had only seen Illinois and  Wisconsin, but ever since I’ve gone out into the  world on my own, I’ve gained information and  wisdom...

Helene

It didn’t take long for French-Canadian native Hélène to become accustomed to the warmth of Southern California—a sensual setting we thought ideal to display the charms of this hot-looking lady. “I adore the weather here,” the 23-year-old bookkeeper told us. “It’s great being able to run around in next to...

Nici

“To me, there’s nothing more American than HUSTLER Magazine. So to celebrate 40 years of patriotism and pussy, I’ve decked myself out in red, white and blue to show my pink. Happy Anniversary, Mr. Flynt!”

Stella May and Carter Cruise

STELLA’S VITAL FACTS HOMETOWN: New Braunfels, TX AGE:  19 HEIGHT:  5-2 MEASUREMENTS: 33-25-35 FAVORITE POSITION: 69   “Every week or two we tell the guys we’re taking a spa day, and me and Carter escape. It’s all giggling, pampering, spoiling ourselves. No relationship stress, just fun and sex. Truth is, I can’t...

Exclusive Wicked Girl Samantha Saint

“My most memorable sex? It involved five guys! It was pitch-black in the room, and each guy had a small camping light around his head. There was just enough light to see their silhouettes all around me. It was such a turn-on to guess who was who by the shape...

Monique Symone

“A few years ago I learned that I enjoy having sex on a trampoline. 🙂 Now I’m looking to get it on in an elevator. You know, I like adventure. I’m always excited for what’s just around the corner.”

Gigi Allens

“I used to work in a dungeon, so I have many unusual sex stories. Most of them involve a fist in my rectum and a tub of Crisco!”

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