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Lorelei

Twenty-two-year-old Lorelei loves to hunt. “There’s something primitive, animal-like about tracking game,” she says. But it happens that this Southern-born beauty has other primitive passions as well. “I just go wild in bed,” she drawls. “I mean, when I’m with a man, anything goes…” She drifts off, caressing the polished...

Lucy Tyler

“So here’s what you should know about me: I lost my virginity in a tent, wearing a Kurt Cobain T-shirt— best four minutes of my life! I love modeling and being naked, but sometimes fantasize about having sex in the dark, not always under a spotlight. I combined ‘Lucy in...

Cherry Hilson

“Once me and a boyfriend had sex on a beach in broad daylight. Everyone on the beach was watching us, but we didn’t care! I think maybe I wanted to get busted. I have a really big fantasy of having a sexual encounter with a police officer. Why? I don’t...

Mars Needs Pussy

Her fingers shake. Her voice trembles. She desperately rubs her tender pussy, trying to recapture the only erotic experience that she can truly say was out of this world. She is one of the countless American housewives who have been fucked by space creatures, and she wants it again. Wants...

Layla

“Me and my roommate do this thing—when you bring a boy home, you leave your bedroom door open, and the other girl gets to peek in. The sex is always hotter with her watching. And I know what she likes, so I’ll try to get the guy to spank me...

Samantha Lee

“If I want you, you’ll know it. I’ve never been called shy. Almost every date, I’ve done the asking. Sometimes l’ll see a guy across the room, like at a party or club, and I know he’ll be an amazing fuck. Then I start to get impatient. I can’t wait...

Shayla

There’s a good reason why fit and foxy Shayla has a figure that won’t quit. A serious gymnast who hopes to compete in the 1988 Olympics, she works out thoroughly every day. “My body is my most precious possession,” Shayla  explains. “It’s important that I keep it in the best...

Lacy Johnson

“I have shy nipples. You know, the kind you need to tease out and roll between your thumb and forefinger to get hard. Not for this shoot though. Posing for the camera, I kept thinking about the guys who would pick up this magazine. I swear, my nips were like...

Staci Carr

“Most times it’s nearly impossible for me to pick favorites. I can’t even decide what flavor slushy I want at Dairy Queen. I love them all! You never know what you’re gonna be into until you try it. Like one time I was having sex and the guy started choking...

Elana & Antonio

The natives here are friendly, but they devour bones with hungry asses. “I suck your man-milk with my ass!” the she-devil screeches. The feral bitch attacks her victim with ravenous sphincters. “Perhaps,” Antonio silently prays, “she will spare my life for a pound of flesh.” Buy the limited classic HUSTLER...

Cassidy Banks

“I don’t know where I get my tits from. I’m a natural 38DD, but nobody else in my family is bigger than a B cup. Women with big breasts can be shy about them because, like it or not, they get a natural reaction from men. I’m very sexual, so...

Natalie Storm

“I picked my name because I think Natalie is exotic, and I am a storm. I like action, I like to be watched, and I love having sex in parking lots. One time on a Marine base we trespassed and fucked with people all around and helicopters right above us....

Chanel Preston

“I have had sex in all kinds of costumes, on all kinds of surfaces and with all kinds of weird dialogue. But my most memorable fuck was the first time I ever orgasmed from anal. It was so unexpected, and it was one of the strongest orgasms I’ve ever had....

Niki Lee Young & Staci Carr

“I am a very down-home type of girl. My passions would probably have to be God, country and family. Truth is, I’m a big homebody, looking for a macho man who knows how to be a gentleman. ’Course I like girls too… And I love to go mudding.” —Staci “Girl-girl encounters...

Bailey Bae

“I’ve had some pretty crazy girl-girl experiences—you know how college parties can get a little out of hand. I’ve done five girls at one time! I think that’s why I love big, big beds so much, like California kings, where you can roll and roll and get into all sorts...

Allyson Russell

As a model from Long Beach, California, Allyson Russell spends much of her free time politely but firmly refusing advances from men. If it shakes a guy up, Allyson is glad she did it, since she doesn’t want to date men who ask her out—she wants to be taken out....

Abby Lee Brazil

“Walk behind me, grab me by the hips, pull my hair and tell me how bad and hard you want to fuck me. Especially if you’re blond. I’m so into blonds!!! Tall, skinny, blue or green eyes – you’re my kryptonite. ;)” “Honestly, I want people to love me for...

Ellena Woods

“I was heavily flirting with an older married coworker (bad, I know), and his wife found out. She ended up being really cool, and we all had a threesome together one night. It was pretty intense. Never expected it to go that well! Now I want to get fucked in...

Alina Long

“I’ve come across some seriously crazy stuff in the fetish biz, but recently in a restaurant this guy came up to me and introduced himself. Turns out he’s an assistant district attorney. He said he’d seen my work as a fetish model and some of my adult work. He said...

Ava Dalush

“I have a strong mind, so I know what I want. My passion is exploring sex. Favorite memory? My first ever threeway. It was while I was surfing in Cornwall, and it was like a dream. My fantasy right now is to be blindfolded and forced to suck cocks I...

Sarah Hunter

“I once had a fivesome with my friend, her boyfriend, and two other models. We were all hanging out talking about our sexual experiences, and one thing just led to another. Surprisingly, no alcohol was involved. I don’t regret a single sexual experience, and I’m not ashamed of anything I’ve...

Jillian Janson

“I remember, all the metal overwhelmed me at this shoot when I first saw it laid across the table. It was even more astonishing when they restrained my hands with metal cuffs and stuffed my fragile little holes with glass toys! I definitely enjoyed it. I’m usually the sweet submissive...

Jade Nile

“I have quick fingers and a quick tongue, and I want to run superfast so I can do everything and go everywhere. The world is a big playground. Working in porn lets me play in so many strange, awesome scenarios. One day I’m splatter-painting a hotel bathroom with my body,...

Jenna Sativa

“It’s easy for me to pick up chicks. I’m not shy. The girls I tend to go for are petite and feminine, with small boobs and big butts, girls that kind of look like me. I have an oral fixation, so I really love nice lips and a pretty smile....

Samantha Rone

“Thinking about an older lover dominating me gets me all giddy. I have a passion for rope bondage and rock climbing. I’m sure it has something to do with the ropes. Zombie is my favorite position—I like to lie back and be eaten. My submission is complete and consensual. I...

Catalina Taylor

“When I get fucked right, I have intense orgasms. I start crying and I black out. My makeup gets messy. Sometimes it freaks guys out. The last guy who made me come thought I was having a mini-stroke. I had to spend half an hour answering dumb questions before he...

Emily Grey

“Gaming and art are my main passions. One day I want to have sex at a cosplay convention, role-playing in character. Y’know, sneaking off to some dark corner or empty room and having a quickie sounds way more interesting than just being in the comfort of my own home. Sex...

Kenna James

“I have a huge love for animals, and I’d like to make working with them my life. Right now my biggest goal is to get a degree in veterinary medicine. Modeling is helping me get there. You’re helping me get there. I like to think about you watching me. Sex...

Scarlett Lee

“The first time I bought lingerie, it was more for my boyfriend than for me. I saved up and bought this tacky red babydoll that I wore with a garter belt and black stockings. He unwrapped me like I was a present, and I felt so sexy! Today I have...

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