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HUSTLER Honey Alina Long
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Mariupol, Ukraine
  • Age 33
  • Height 5-9
  • Measurement 35B-23-34
  • Favorite Position Whichever one you want

About Alina Long

“I’ve come across some seriously crazy stuff in the fetish biz, but recently in a restaurant this guy came up to me and introduced himself. Turns out he’s an assistant district attorney. He said he’d seen my work as a fetish model and some of my adult work. He said he was a fan. He wasn’t inappropriate or anything, and he didn’t request sex – I would’ve said yes because he was insanely hot – but he offered me $500 to let him lick my armpits for ten minutes. Go figure.”

“I like a man who has a brain bigger than his penis. One who can do things with his hands, too, not just with a computer.”

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