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Severe Sara

Sara isn’t mean; she just likes her point understood. Like the fact that she can make any man salivate at the sight of her magnificently built body bursting out of a black onepiece; and that she has the tightest, juiciest buns ever ground into a crotch; and that her huge,...

Giselle Leon

Don’t let her French sounding moniker fool you. Giselle Leon was born and raised in sunny California. “I grew up about 30 minutes north of porn central,” she says, referring to the notorious San Fernando Valley. “But my childhood was really sheltered. We called my community ‘The Bubble.'” Giselle ,...

Melody Jordan

“I had a boyfriend for five years, and our sex life got kind of boring. I had been fingered in the ass, but that was it. I was always like, ‘Come on, let’s try anal!’ He’d say, ‘No, that’s gay. That’s gross.’ When I started doing porn, I told my...

Madison Swan

There’s nothing Madison Swan enjoys more than a lazy Sunday. It’s her reward for enduring another difficult week of work. At long last, a 24-hour period that she can devote entirely to her own needs. On this particular Sunday, Madison is horny as hell. Sadly, though, she lacks a lover...

Sandra

“Everybody thinks it’s great that Princess Anne shovels shit in her own stables,” Sandra  will tell you, “but people bitch when a girl wants to become a jockey.” The 18-year-old from Los Angeles doesn’t mean to be short with you, but it has always been her dream to mount a...

Amber Sym

Amber Sym likes to stay busy. “I’m at my happiest when I feel productive,” she says. “There’s never enough time to do everything I want.” Choosing two professions has added variety to Amber’s life. “Every day is different,” the model and mainstream actress marvels. “I could be posing for a...

Victoria Blaze

When choosing her modeling moniker, Victoria Blaze wanted something that befitted her fiery temperament. “I liked the last name ‘Blaze’ because I thought it made me sound hot and dangerous,” the Czech knockout explains. “But every guy I meet thinks I chose it because I like to smoke pot!” Victoria...

Yurizan Beltran

Unlike many people in the skin business, Yurizan Beltran does not hide behind a fake moniker. “My stage name is my real name,” she proudly proclaims. “Everyone tells me I have balls for being so open, but it’s just who I am.” Befitting a gal whose livelihood involves nudity, the...

Sierra Day

“I take exception to the word blowjob. It’s not a chore or labor to me. And I’m not trying to blow out a candle; I suck, lick and fuck with my mouth.“ “Oral sex is an act of incredible intimacy, and I’m highly gifted at it. If you don’t like...

Kari

Kari never realized how good life could be when she was living in Minnesota. So after she came to L.A. on vacation, she decided to stick around. “I just love it in California,” says the perky 18-year-old. “All the things I never had back home are here—sunshine, friendly people, a...

Lacey Foxx

Lacey Foxx is devoted to maintaining a healthy lifestyle, but she does have one bad habit. “I hate to admit it, but I’m addicted to reality television,” Lacey relates. “I’m obsessed with The Real Housewives of Orange County.” When Lacey isn’t glued to the boob tube, she spends a great...

Abigaile Johnson

Abigaile Johnson knows precisely where she got her radical tendencies. “I was born in Czechoslovakia during the Velvet Revolution,” the free-thinking beauty explains. “The country changed overnight, and that revolutionary spirit is definitely in my blood. I’ve never liked authority figures, and I like doing what I want!” Abigaile’s life...

Layla Rose

Layla Rose has a thing for the past. “I’m a huge Marilyn Monroe fan,” she confesses. “If I could travel in time, I’d go back to the 1950s so I could meet her. Since that probably won’t happen, I’ve been reading a lot of books about her, like The Secret...

Candy

With a name like Candy, you might expect this barely legal Bulgarian to emanate nothing but sweetness. “I’ve been told I can be overwhelming,” she remarks. “I have a big personality, and I always say what I’m thinking.” Candy’s candor occasionally gets her in hot water. “I’ve definitely offended some...

Claudia

When Claudia was photographed for HUSTLER’s August 1984 issue, the editors were evidently so overwhelmed by her beauty that they decided not to sully her pictures with any text.We wonder where this lovely brunette is today. Is Claudia  still spending carefree days at the beach? Did she have four kids...

Khyanna Song

It was no accident that Khyanna Song  added a kicker to her modeling moniker. “Music is such a big part of my life,” she reveals. “I listen to music when I’m driving, running, cooking, even when I’m sleeping sometimes. Everything I do has a soundtrack to it.” Khyanna ‘s favorite...

Franziska Facella

Disproving the myth that German chicks can’t get enough sausage, XXX performer Franziska Facella appears only in sapphic videos. “I’ve shot a ton of hot scenes with some very sexy women,” she confirms. “But I’ve never been in a movie with a guy.” However, Franziska  reveals, “I am attracted to...

Cassie Laine

“I’ve been told I’m doll-like because I’m petite and delicate looking, but don’t be fooled. I have a lot of spunk! I’ve always been the type of person who speaks her mind, and I love having fun. Being a Cali girl, that means going to the beach, listening to Lana...

Jessie Andrews

“I love creating, building and inspiring. All of those things excite me. I’d really love to accomplish complete happiness, with my body, mind and place in the world. One day I’d like to have sex in space. And if I could have one superpower, it would be time travel.”

Kiera Winters

“Panties are overrated. I don’t really wear them—except at the start of a photoshoot. 🙂 They just seem to get in the way. See, I masturbate every day. When I touch myself, I think about all the crazy places I want to have sex. I actually have a bucket list:...

Jennifer Ann

If you want to impress Jennifer Ann, tickle her funny bone. “I’m incredibly attracted to guys with a sense of humor,” the hottie discloses. “I can’t stand people who take life seriously all the time. What’s the point?” Jennifer Ann  is proud to be an Australian, particularly when it comes...

Amber

Soft furs, plush sofas, strong men—these are the things Amber finds pleasing to the touch. “I like to surround myself with things I can feel,” says this self-assured career woman. “To touch and be touched—that’s what sensuality is all about.” And Amber is the first to admit her sensual streak...

Sally Charles

Australian coed Sally Charles took a semester off to visit America, and so far her trip has been full of pleasant surprises. “I thought people here would be really angry,” Sally remarks. “I expected everyone to be tense and unfriendly because of how screwed up the economy is and political...

Capri Anderson

“What gal doesn’t love doing photoshoots? Sex on camera is totally liberating. I get off on the freedom to express my sexuality around so many people. It’s a real confidence builder to get such great feedback. It makes a girl feel really good about herself. There are times when I...

Debra

Unlike many women even twice her age, 21-year-old Debra has an uncanny grasp on her own sexuality. “Most people get so wrapped up with their technique that they miss the most important part of sex: the release of animal passions,” says this Columbus, Ohio, honey. “Anyone can give physical pleasure,...

Annalisa Greco

Annalisa Greco has a hunger for experience. “Life is very short,” the diminutive hottie opines. “I want to see and do everything I possibly can. Whenever I get a chance to try something new—whether it’s white-water rafting or something dorky like line dancing—I always say yes.” Despite professing to be...

Niki Lee Young

Just because she gets paid to look sexy doesn’t mean that Niki Lee Young has it easy. “People think that modeling isn’t hard work,” she states. “But it actually does have a lot of challenges. The biggest one is that every day is different, so you have to be really...

Silvie Deluxe

Silvie Deluxe wants you to know that she’s no Yeti. “There are a lot of silly stereotypes about European girls,” the lovely Czech lass declares. “For instance, some Americans think women over here are all very hairy. They seem to believe that we all grow out our underarm hair until...

Aryana Augustine

The ambitious Aryana Augustine, who first caught our eye as a December 2011 Beaver Hunt standout, is now looking to make some headway in the XXX world. “I’m just starting out,” she announces, “and it’s such an honor to be featured in HUSTLER.” Aryana—a die-hard fan of hard rock and...

Hayden Hawkens

While new to the nude modeling scene, Hayden Hawkens isn’t embarrassed to admit she’s still getting the hang of things. “I enjoy my work, and the people are really nice,” she says. “But sometimes I think it’s a little weird that I make a living by taking my clothes off!”...

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