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HUSTLER Honey Hayden Hawkens
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Lawrence, KS
  • Age 20
  • Horoscope Capricorn
  • Height 5-7
  • Weight 120

About Hayden Hawkens

While new to the nude modeling scene, Hayden Hawkens isn’t embarrassed to admit she’s still getting the hang of things. “I enjoy my work, and the people are really nice,” she says. “But sometimes I think it’s a little weird that I make a living by taking my clothes off!”

Although now residing in Los Angeles, Hayden still feels a connection to the state she left behind. “I miss a lot of people from Kansas,” she remarks. “It’s such a different way of life, so slow and quiet. It’s nice to go back home and get away from the hectic city sometimes.”

A big football fan, Hayden has an undying allegiance to her favorite NFL team. “My whole family roots for the [Kansas City] Chiefs,” the willowy blonde informs us. “I still try to watch their games when I can even though it seems like they always suck.”

One thing Hayden doesn’t miss about growing up in the heartland is the unpredictable weather. “I loved snow when I was a kid,” she recalls. “But now it’s just a pain in the ass. I can deal with a little bit of rain, but I’m done with snow and tornados. I guess I’ll take my chances with earthquakes in California!”

For fun, Hayden  enjoys hanging out with her gal pals. They frequently get together to watch a flick, drink margaritas and— occasionally—push the boundaries of companionship. “My friends are really hot,” Hayden reveals.”So, yeah, sometimes we start out watching a movie and end up lezzing out on the couch!”

Hey, Hayden, don’t forget to invite us to your next movie night!

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