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June 2024

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HUSTLER Honey Vynessa Orchid
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Denver, CO
  • Age 20
  • Horoscope Aries
  • Height 5-3
  • Weight 100

About Vynessa Orchid

Vynessa Orchid never fails to take care of business, but she also recognizes the importance of making time to do nothing. “It’s easy to get so busy that you lose track of who you are,” the insightful Coloradan reflects. “I go a little nuts if I don’t have some down time every now and then.”

In fact, Vynessa looks forward to being lazy. “One of my favorite times is Sunday morning,” she reveals. “It’s such a great feeling to wake up and not have anything to do—no school, no work. I could stay in bed all day, reading a book or listening to music.”

Relatively new to the modeling scene, Vynessa truly enjoys being in front of the camera. “Hearing that little click when a picture gets taken turns me on,” the photogenic brunette admits. “When I look at the lens, I start thinking about all the guys who are going to see me naked and wondering who they are.”

The diminutive darling gets a kick out of posing nude, but don’t think of her as a mindless airhead. “I’m in college right now, studying geology,” Vynessa  informs us. “Most people think I just look at rocks all day. It’s actually a very fascinating field; at least I think it is. I’m always telling my friends about what I learned in class; it probably just annoys them.”

Frankly, we don’t think there’s much that Vynessa Orchid  could do to annoy us.

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