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HUSTLER Honey Rihanna Rimes
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Seattle, WA
  • Age 20
  • Horoscope Libra
  • Height 5-8
  • Weight 130

About Rihanna Rimes

Since a popular recording artist has already claimed the moniker Rihanna, this bodacious brunette will never be famous enough to go by one name. Nevertheless, that hasn’t deterred Rihanna Rimes from dreaming big. “I definitely want to be a star,” she readily discloses. “Who doesn’t?”

Brand-spanking-new on the modeling scene, Rihanna is quickly proving to be a natural. “The idea of posing nude doesn’t intimidate me at all,” the Apple State hottie reveals. “I feel really comfortable stripping down for the lens, even though I definitely had some butterflies before my first shoot!”

It seems that Rihanna  has a little trick for dazzling photographers and whoever sees their work: tapping into her inner wild child. “Sometimes I can be shy in real life,” she explains, “but when I’m in front of the camera, I don’t have any fear. I get in touch with my uninhibited side, the part of me normally only my lovers get to see. I let it all hang out!”

Speaking on behalf of men everywhere, we’re delighted that Rihanna Rimes opted to open up for us.

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