Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political sattire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

December 2021

Featuring Marykate Moss
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $1.35!

Latest Articles

Aural Sex
Feature

Aural Sex

Six of the world’s hottest fuckdolls reveal what they like in their ears when all their other holes are being stuffed. Heard of dubstep? It’s a percussive genre of electronic dance music originated...
PHOTO BY DARLA TEAGARDEN
Feature

It Takes One to Know One

In 2011 Dominique Strauss-Kahn was busted for alleged sexual assault against Nafissatou Diallo, a maid at the Sofitel Hotel in New York. The pathetic metaphor was lost on no one: The managing...
Chuck Palahniuk’s Brutal Beauty
Feature

Chuck Palahniuk’s Brutal Beauty

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” We met up with the man who wrote those...
Men & Machines
Feature

Men & Machines

Talk about getting dirty. When she’s not handling a hard man-tool on camera, she slings the solid metal kind at a garage in the San Fernando Valley. We hang with the badass vixxxen just days before we...
Porn From the Past
Feature

Porn From the Past

Always a secret chocolate lover, Stan finally gave in to his cravings and treated himself to not one, but two cocoa confections. Here we witness the ah-hah moment as Stan invents the Oreo cookie. Thanks to...
Politics

ACLU Thought Police?

I have long expressed admiration for the American Civil Liberties Union for ardently defending the Constitution in our legislatures and courts, including the Supreme Court. Since September 2001 the ACLU has...
Politics

Just Blow the Right Whistle

Americans love to be lied to; otherwise Edward Snowden would be a wildly popular national hero. Same for Bradley Manning, Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange and others who risk their freedom...
Depraved New World
Feature

Depraved New World

Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12 million...
PHOTO BY REUTERS/SKIP PETERSON
Feature

Spy Birds and Robot Swarms

The recent wave of government disclosures about America’s internal surveillance programs and use of drone technology has been a creepy shock to our sense of freedom. But be warned:...
Krewella: As Wet As You Want It
Feature

Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.”...
War Machine
Feature

War Machine

Exclusively for HUSTLER, the octagon slayer reboots his hardcore life—with a little help from porn doll Christy Mack. What if you got paid big money to bang a different hot piece of ass every day or punch...
Porn From the Past
Feature

Porn From the Past

Here’s a slender cutie with a hip sense of style. This outfit would be just as fashionable today—particularly the part of it that involves exposed beaver. Thanks to S.M. of East Puyallup, Washington,...
Politics

Teach Jazz!

A well-intentioned George W. Bush mistakenly championed the No Child Left Behind Act. Teachers throughout the nation had to spend a lot of time preparing students for standardized tests in reading and math....
Politics

Who’s the Traitor?

Thanks to the patriotic courage of Edward Snowden and the once-secret documents he leaked to the media, we now know in frightening detail the danger posed to our freedom by the new information-age technology...
Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream
Feature

Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream

The woman’s porn immortality is secure. In a career spanning decades, Erica McLean has gone from modeling to directing, shaping a creative vision that stands out from the...
Attack of the Comic Cunts
Feature

Attack of the Comic Cunts

I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT DAY TO TURN INTO AN ORGY. It’s Friday at the San Diego Comic-Con. I’m Batgirl, Annie Cruz is Catwoman, and she is really going to town on my pussy. My blood...
Dungeons & Deep Throats
Feature

Dungeons & Deep Throats

Once upon a time a young woman was discussing the oft-overlooked details of condom usage with a friend, prompting said friend to call her a “sex nerd.” Such are the moments that seal...
Porn From the Past
Feature

Porn From the Past

Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for...
Politics

Topple the King

“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United...
Politics

The Colossal Suckout

Here’s how it works: In America the so-called free market is a joke. What you have is a bunch of big-money types making out like bandits, hustling the government to cover their bad bets while the suckers...
XXX Legend’s Final Frontier
Bits & Pieces

XXX Legend’s Final Frontier

CoCo Brown’s work in adult entertainment opened up opportunities for her as a musician (under the moniker Ms. No Tonsils) and as an actress in mainstream fare (2005’s...