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Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Missy Martinez
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Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Missy Martinez

XXX vixen Missy Martinez gives your tongue a dirty-talk tutorial   Cat got your tongue when it comes to dishing out the dirty talk to your pussy of...
March for Our Lives: Students Unite Against the NRA
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March for Our Lives: Students Unite Against the NRA

Since the Colombine school slaughter 20 years ago, mass shootings have become a staple tragedy in American life. We have suffered 260 school shootings since...
Carlos Torres: Pushing for Perfection
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Carlos Torres: Pushing for Perfection

Celebrated ink-slinger Carlos Torres is a modern master of the black and gray tattoo style but his studio, The Raven and the Wolves, is also a creative hive where he and his...
Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?
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Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?

We all love to fuck. I mean, there’s no point in trying to over-intellectualize that one, is there?  But can such a thing as “too much” sex...
HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked
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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked

Usually when the topic of tanning a person’s hide comes up, it means that someone is probably gonna get clobbered. Such was not the case with the April ’88 pictorial “Mona: Baked...
Robot Revolution: Will Your Job Survive?
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Robot Revolution: Will Your Job Survive?

Robots are rapidly taking over basic and advanced tasks performed by doctors, lawyers, engineers, educators, journalists, artists, musicians, IT professionals and even investment...
The Job Pirate
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The Job Pirate

A hero for today’s workplace, this professional pretender worked 82 jobs over the past 20 years, from CEO to porn writer to morgue driver. Meet Brandon Christopher, part con artist, part hustler – 100%...
The Business of Pleasure: How to Succeed in Sex Work (by Really Trying)
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The Business of Pleasure: How to Succeed in Sex Work (by Really Trying)

Not only is sex work real work, it’s really hard work that requires a solid ethic and smart strategy to...
Housewife Kelly: Domestic Goddess
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Housewife Kelly: Domestic Goddess

Kelly Anderson is theoretically a homemaker. Her husband goes off to work each day, while she stays home to cook, clean and do the laundry. Kelly’s path veers from that of a...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Maya Bijou
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Maya Bijou

It’s often said that the third time’s a charm. But, frankly, three-time HUSTLER Honey Maya Bijou has been utterly charming us since her first appearance in America’s...
HUSTLER Classic: Slice of Fame
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HUSTLER Classic: Slice of Fame

Every year, women from all around the world move to Hollywood, searching for fame and fortune in the entertainment industry.  The vast majority of the time, these Tinseltown...
Diving in Deep, Part II
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Diving in Deep, Part II

Wet HUSTLER Honeys Invite You in for a Dip  Summer’s almost over, and chances are you didn’t hit up a lot of pool parties this year—all the more reason to make a big splash with this...
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Masking It While Making It

A recent report recommends wearing a face covering if you get it on with someone outside of your quarantine zone. We take a deep dive into the practicalities of banging from behind a...
HUSTLER Classic: Animal Urges
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HUSTLER Classic: Animal Urges

Some women just have a knack for bringing out the beast in men. Take Debra, for instance.  A standout Honey from the October ’77 issue of America’s Magazine, Debra knew what she...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Chanell Heart
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Chanell Heart

They say good things come in threes, and things don’t get much better than Chanell Heart, a three-time Honey and the sizzling-hot subject of this installment of HUSTLER Triple...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 1: Don’t Try This at Home!
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 1: Don’t Try This at Home!

Pile drivers? BDSM? Shower sex? They all might look hot on screen when you’re enjoying a XXX video, but are they practical in real life? We consult the...
HUSTLER Classic: A Totally ’80s Layout
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HUSTLER Classic: A Totally ’80s Layout

Sleeves hiked up to the elbows? Frizzy hair? Lacy see-through skirt? Wrist loaded down with big, flashy bracelets? Bold patterns and bright colors all around?  Like, fer...
Teste Taste Test
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Teste Taste Test

Look, we’re all grown-ups here (unless we’re not, in which case, put this magazine back in your dad’s bedside drawer). Our bodies are our own, and you have the right to do whatever youwant with them,...
Pandemic Penis
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Pandemic Penis

Apologies for trotting out this old chestnut, but too much of a good thing is not always a good thing. Manhandling your penis should be kind of like how you treat alcohol: in moderation it’s fine, but if you...
This Shit is Bananas
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This Shit is Bananas

The following is a sort of footnote to our overview of household products that can safely be used as lube (see “DIY Lube”). To be honest, it’s more of a warning: Despite what you’ve seen on Reddit, do...
Apocalypse Orgy
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Apocalypse Orgy

Blink and you missed it. A crudely photocopied, nondescript 8.5- by 11-inch flier, in black and white, with a picture of the Avengers. The accompanying text is so ludicrous, so obviously crazy, that one might...