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HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokin’
Hey, like they say—you snooze, you lose. Especially when it comes to views of cooze. Take Jonelle, here, from the April ’88 HUSTLER pictorial Rooftop Rendezvous, for instance....
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Safe and Sexy
Yes, the world is falling apart at an exponential rate, but goddammit, we’re going to look sexy while it’s happening. No one really wants to wear a face mask all the time, but on the other hand, we’re...
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Follow the Money
Watergate’s Woodward went wayward as hundreds of thousands of Americans died. You just breathe the air, and that’s how it’s passed,” Donald Trump confided to journalist Bob Woodward way back on...
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The Blooper Reel
Don’t you hate it when you spend all day preparing to carry out a fake home invasion only to find out that someone gave you the wrong address? And then, when you try to explain to the owner that it’s just...
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When Sex Isn’t Sex
As the world burns, those of us responsible enough to stay inside are binging the hell out of whatever the streaming platforms have to offer. Maybe you caught the recent TV adaptation of Get Shorty, available...
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Hardcore & Chill
You know—just thinking out loud here—watching porn doesn’t have to be a uniquely solitary experience. If you’re a male reading this, you might be surprised to know how many women read HUSTLER. And if...
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S3x Worker Superheroes
You know what would really help break up that quarantine boredom? A set of sexy-ass collectible trading cards to pore over. And what if, in purchasing said cards, you would be helping to support the...
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The Doctor Is In!
File under “E” for effort? The University of Mississippi got a lesson in fact-checking in September when Ole Miss announced it would honor healthcare workers by adorning stadium drinking cups with...
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Better Sex Now
Remember growing up and always being told that the only limit to potential is your imagination? My friends, it’s time to tap into that creative wellspring. Health authorities are unequivocal in their...
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Judy Gold: Comedy Amazon
At 6 foot-3 inches, Judy Gold is a comedy Amazon. Bold and brassy, she’s a stand-up true believer who refuses to curb her act or her speech in the face of today’s repressive PC climate. She’s...
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End Racism in Adult Film: A Path to Better Porn
As I sit, mouth slightly agape and eyes wide with surprise and partial exasperation, I feel my expression parallels that of the legendary porn performer Angel...
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Wetter Than Water
Droplets of water glisten on naked breasts. Ocean spray splashes smooth curves and drips from perfect pink labes. Goddesses laze by pools on hot, sunny days. It’s no secret that HUSTLER likes to shoot wet...
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Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!
People love to sext and, in a sense, they always have. From the dawn of human communication, Homo sapiens carved pictures of their dicks onto...
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Sklarred for Life
You’ve Seen Them on ESPN, or Comedy Central, or Showtime. If It’s Funny And It’s On TV, There’s No Way You Haven’t Been Tag-Teamed By The Sklar Brothers. We paired Randy and Jason with our own...
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Eric Branchfield: Inspiring Ink-Slinger
As one of the tattoo world’s few wheelchair-bound artists, Eric Branchfield rolled through adversity to reach the top of his craft. Eric Branchfield’s initial interest in...
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The Roaring Twenties: Where Will Porn Go From Here?
Virtual reality! An epic XXX video game! The resurgence of paid porn? With a new decade upon us, we gaze into the crystal ball to see what might be in store...
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Nonmonogamy: A Relationship Guide
Looking to expand your relationship beyond the bounds of monogamy? Great, but there are a lot of factors to consider. Let us help you lay the groundwork for a happy...
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings II
No willies? No worries! When it comes to having a sexy time, these babes have the toys to keep them happy and satisfied. Join us now for a penetrating look at hot HUSTLER Honeys...
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HUSTLER Classic: Going Overboard
Ahoy there, matey! Ready to set sail with a beauty who’ll make a serious splash in your lap? Then climb aboard and man the helm as we take a voyage back to the December...
