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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles

Not feeling yourself today? Don’t worry, we have the cure for what ails you—a strong dose of humor! These jokes are just what the doctor ordered, so laugh yourself healthy with some of HUSTLER’s most uproarious cartoons about the medical profession. Open up and say, “A-hahahahaha!”

“I’ve performed physicals on 40 Republican senators these past few months, Senator Cruz, and you’re all the same—no balls.”

 “I’m not saying she’s a slut… but she has a higher sperm count than you do.”

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