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A XXX Thanksgiving
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A XXX Thanksgiving

Your favorite adult stars express their gratitude in this difficult year.  By any measure, 2020 has been a year for the record books—the ones that catalog bad luck, trouble and dread. But, like daisies...
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Fucking Across the Aisle

Finding sexual compatibility with someone who has different political beliefs than you might seem like an unlikely prospect—but it can happen, even in this age of polarization. There’s no...
HUSTLER Classic: Succulent Legs, Breasts and Thighs
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HUSTLER Classic: Succulent Legs, Breasts and Thighs

Got a hankering for some hot, juicy sex served up to you on a silver platter?  As Turkey Day approaches, allow us to serve up what you’re craving,...
Roommate Sex in the Covid Age
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Roommate Sex in the Covid Age

With so many people under lockdown, a lot of roommates are sharing more than just a living space these days.  Covid-19 has changed people’s lives in different ways, from wearing masks in...
Robin Bougie: Lord of the Cinema Sewer
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Robin Bougie: Lord of the Cinema Sewer

Robin Bougie is a champion of both indie comics and porn whose books, including two celebrations of vintage adult film posters (Graphic Thrills) and publications such as the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Abby Cross
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Abby Cross

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we go deep into the heart of Texas to pay tribute to Lone Star lovely Abby...
Cherie Currie: Still Rocking, Still Roaring
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Cherie Currie: Still Rocking, Still Roaring

The former lead singer of The Runaways is back with a ripping new album, The Motivator—and yes, she still rocks a chainsaw like no other. At 60 years old, an...
HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokin’
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HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokin’

Hey, like they say—you snooze, you lose. Especially when it comes to views of cooze.  Take Jonelle, here, from the April ’88 HUSTLER pictorial Rooftop Rendezvous, for instance....
Safe and Sexy
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Safe and Sexy

Yes, the world is falling apart at an exponential rate, but goddammit, we’re going to look sexy while it’s happening. No one really wants to wear a face mask all the time, but on the other hand, we’re...
Follow the Money
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Follow the Money

Watergate’s Woodward went wayward as hundreds of thousands of Americans died. You just breathe the air, and that’s how it’s passed,” Donald Trump confided to journalist Bob Woodward way back on...
The Blooper Reel
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The Blooper Reel

Don’t you hate it when you spend all day preparing to carry out a fake home invasion only to find out that someone gave you the wrong address? And then, when you try to explain to the owner that it’s just...
When Sex Isn’t Sex
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When Sex Isn’t Sex

As the world burns, those of us responsible enough to stay inside are binging the hell out of whatever the streaming platforms have to offer. Maybe you caught the recent TV adaptation of Get Shorty, available...
Hardcore & Chill
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Hardcore & Chill

You know—just thinking out loud here—watching porn doesn’t have to be a uniquely solitary experience. If you’re a male reading this, you might be surprised to know how many women read HUSTLER. And if...
S3x Worker Superheroes
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S3x Worker Superheroes

You know what would really help break up that quarantine boredom? A set of sexy-ass collectible trading cards to pore over. And what if, in purchasing said cards, you would be helping to support the...
The Doctor Is In!
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The Doctor Is In!

File under “E” for effort? The University of Mississippi got a lesson in fact-checking in September when Ole Miss announced it would honor healthcare workers by adorning stadium drinking cups with...
Better Sex Now
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Better Sex Now

Remember growing up and always being told that the only limit to potential is your imagination? My friends, it’s time to tap into that creative wellspring. Health authorities are unequivocal in their...
Judy Gold: Comedy Amazon
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Judy Gold: Comedy Amazon

At 6 foot-3 inches, Judy Gold is a comedy Amazon. Bold and brassy, she’s a stand-up true believer who refuses to curb her act or her speech in the face of today’s repressive PC climate. She’s...
End Racism in Adult Film: A Path to Better Porn
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End Racism in Adult Film: A Path to Better Porn

As I sit, mouth slightly agape and eyes wide with surprise and partial exasperation, I feel my expression parallels that of the legendary porn performer Angel...
Brooklyn Gray - April '20
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Wetter Than Water

Droplets of water glisten on naked breasts. Ocean spray splashes smooth curves and drips from perfect pink labes. Goddesses laze by pools on hot, sunny days. It’s no secret that HUSTLER likes to shoot wet...
Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!
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Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!

People love to sext and, in a sense, they always have. From the dawn of human communication, Homo sapiens carved pictures of their dicks onto...
Sklarred for Life
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Sklarred for Life

You’ve Seen Them on ESPN, or Comedy Central, or Showtime. If It’s Funny And It’s On TV, There’s No Way You Haven’t Been Tag-Teamed By The Sklar Brothers.  We paired Randy and Jason with our own...