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Juliana Hatfield: ‘Blood’ Rush
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Juliana Hatfield: ‘Blood’ Rush

Since breaking big in the alt-rock scene in the ’90s, Juliana Hatfield has continued to create compelling music at a relentless pace. Her newest album, Blood, might be her darkest...
Hunter S. Thompson’s HUSTLER Moment
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Hunter S. Thompson’s HUSTLER Moment

Looking back on that time when America’s Magazine interviewed the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas icon. HUSTLER and Hunter S. Thompson: if they weren’t a match made in...
Lingerie Lovedolls: Seventh Heaven
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Lingerie Lovedolls: Seventh Heaven

Brace yourselves, it’s time for another installment of Lingerie Lovedolls, where we revel in the majestic sight of beautiful babes stripping out of their frilly underthings...
HUSTLER Classic: Spitting Images
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HUSTLER Classic: Spitting Images

Health experts have emphasized the importance of remaining well-hydrated for decades, if not centuries. If you need even more reason to keep your fluid levels up, consider this:...
Her Sex Toys, Your Allies
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Her Sex Toys, Your Allies

Feel intimidated by your woman’s get-off gadgets? Calm down and wise up; they just might be the key to a better sex life for both of you. Take a peek inside the nightstand of any woman and...
Dirty Girls
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Dirty Girls

Erotic photographer Ellen Stagg celebrates self-confident females in all their glory with her brand-new book More Dirty Girls Having Fun. It’s jam-packed with over 300 eye-popping snaps of adult’s most...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Nicole
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Nicole

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-TImers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Lena Nicole, a natural beauty in...
Wet, Hot & Naked III: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time
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Wet, Hot & Naked III: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

In recent times, the importance of washing one’s hands has become a topic of utmost urgency. And what...
HUSTLER Classic: Rooftop Cooter
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HUSTLER Classic: Rooftop Cooter

Usually when people head up to their roof it’s for a breath of fresh air, or to gaze out upon the cityscape, or maybe to get a better look at the stars. The Honeys featured in...
Accept: Too Mean to Die
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Accept: Too Mean to Die

The band that gave the world “Balls to the Wall” is back with a kickass new album. Straight out of Germany, Accept first assaulted music fans’ unsuspecting ears in 1976 and broke...
Inside Dan Savage’s Hump! Fest
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Inside Dan Savage’s Hump! Fest

Sex-advice guru Dan Savage is here to help you see porn in a whole new way with his annual presentation of unique and intimate erotic films. As HUSTLERMagazine.com readers are well aware,...
Semen Sommeliers
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Semen Sommeliers

Some of our favorite porn performers share their easy-to-swallow thoughts on the joys (and taste) of ball batter. Cum. Jizz. Spunk. Baby gravy. Semen. No matter what you call it (and all the names are pretty...
HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End

It’s every pool owner’s nightmare: Guests who can’t be bothered to exit the water to relieve themselves, thereby turning one’s swimming spot into a cesspit. In fact,...
How Humiliating! How Exhilarating!
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How Humiliating! How Exhilarating!

For those who practice humiliation kink, there’s a saving grace in being debased. Joe* was not the first client to slide into my DMs on my phone-sex platform and tell me that he...
Bryony Cole on the Age of Sex Tech
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Bryony Cole on the Age of Sex Tech

Increasingly realistic sex robots. Teledildonics and virtual reality. Allow the host of the Future of Sex podcast to lead you through the brave nude world of sex tech. As it turns...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Audrey Royal
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Audrey Royal

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on exotic beauty Audrey Royal, a dark-haired, Middle Eastern...
HUSTLER Classic: The Ties That Bind
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HUSTLER Classic: The Ties That Bind

There are plenty of exercises for couples looking to build trust in their relationships. Like letting your partner search through your phone. Or talking about your fears with your...
Fucking With Nature: A Field Guide to Outdoor Sex
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Fucking With Nature: A Field Guide to Outdoor Sex

Hoping to enjoy an al fresco fuckfest? Be careful—you don’t want to experience a natural disaster All kinds of magic can happen in the bedroom, but it’s...
Advanced Sexercise
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Advanced Sexercise

Let’s get down to brass tacks: What can doggy-style fucking do for my golf swing? Apparently different physical positions yield different physical benefits. Hats off then to WomanandHome.com, who give us a...
Survey Says…
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Survey Says…

Like most of us, student Niall Moran from Cornwall in the U.K. had completed his share of surveys, but it’s doubtful any were as surprising as the one he received from a casual hookup who asked him to rate...
Love Lexicon
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Love Lexicon

Like it or lump it, language is always evolving—how else would a term like Scooby Snack have found its way into the venerated Oxford English Dictionary? There’s no doubt 2020 had a huge impact on how we...