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Halestorm’s Lzzy Hale: “I Am the ‘I Get Off’ Girl”

Red Lion, Pennsylvania, is not exactly known for being a hotbed of rock ’n’ roll. Thankfully, that didn’t stop Lzzy Hale and her drummer brother Arejay...
Inner Hoe Uprising: Seriously Funny
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Inner Hoe Uprising: Seriously Funny

Looking for a discussion about genetic editing, or just an amusing anecdote about sex with a cucumber? Either way, this hilariously informative podcast has you covered. If you...
Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories
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Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a...
Subbing In
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Subbing In

The do’s and don’ts of visiting a female submissive. What comes to mind when you think about visiting a dungeon? A stern but sexy woman in black latex, wielding a whip, the only acceptable response to her...
Two Girls, One Mic: A Penetrating Porncast
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Two Girls, One Mic: A Penetrating Porncast

Like porn? Like laughing? Like learning new things? Then you’ll love this smart, funny, sexy podcast that goes hard and deep into all things XXX.  Two...
Gilbert Gottfried: Never Too Soon
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Gilbert Gottfried: Never Too Soon

For more than three decades this Brooklyn-born comic has made his name as a stand-up comedian, TV personality and regular guest on the Howard Stern Show. He’s taken numerous...
Fart Fetishism: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas
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Fart Fetishism: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas

For those with a sexual taste for toots, the phrase “blow it out your ass” takes on an arousing new meaning.  Farts are many things to many people. Stinky, usually....
Not on Location
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Not on Location

The assignment: shooting naked models doing naked things. The problem: not being able to be in the same room due to COVID restrictions. Witness the beautiful results. Lee Von Lux Laura Desiree Sam the...
A Hard Lay at the Office
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A Hard Lay at the Office

It’s National Administrative Professionals’ Day, when we stand up and salute the hard-working employees who keep things running smoothly in the offices of America.  And speaking of standing...
HUSTLER Pot Shots
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HUSTLER Pot Shots

Weed’s great. Hot, naked chicks are also great. Put them together and you have a combination that’s tastier than chocolate and peanut butter (which you’ll probably be craving a lot, after a few rips...
Body Hair for Sale!
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Body Hair for Sale!

Used makeup wipes! Belly button photos! Bum gummies! Sex workers reveal the most unusual items they’ve sold to fans. Fetish objects are a mysterious and deeply individual attraction. One person’s dirty...
Hannibal Buress: No More Hangovers
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Hannibal Buress: No More Hangovers

First and foremost Hannibal Buress is a stand-up comic, but in recent years he’s also been racking up the acting gigs. He was the sidekick on The Eric Andre Show, is the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gianna Dior

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, spirit, spark and sexuality of Gianna Dior, a...
Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part III
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Lingerie Lesbian Fun Part III

Frilly fillies strip down and get off Brace yourselves and lace yourselves; it’s time for another collection of sexy sirens dolled up in their dainty underthings and getting down and...
Monster Magnet: Building a Better Dystopia
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Monster Magnet: Building a Better Dystopia

All hail Monster Magnet! Purveyors of the finest stoner rock available since 1989. Although the lineup has changed many times over the years, the one thing...
Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide
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Managing Conflict: A Relationship Guide

Yes, clashing with your romantic partner is inevitable on occasion. Here’s how to minimize the discord and get back on the path to harmony as soon as possible.  Some degree...
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The Matt Gaetz Probe and a Brief Look at Washington Sex Scandals

With the Florida congressman reportedly under investigation, we look at some of the salacious scandals that...
Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy
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Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy

As scientists explore the possibility of creating human colonies on the Red Planet, we look at the many challenges of boning on the fourth rock from the sun....
Barbara Crampton: The Scene Queen Arises
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Barbara Crampton: The Scene Queen Arises

Decades after first capturing horror-film fans’ hearts, the Re-Animator and From Beyond star continues to advance the genre with her new movie, Jakob’s Wife. We’re...
The War on XXX: Fight for Your Porn
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The War on XXX: Fight for Your Porn

The war against pornography is intensifying. Censorship, restriction and First Amendment fuckery could reign supreme if campaigns from pseudo-scientists, the religious right and...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emma Mae
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Emma Mae

They have a saying in North Carolina:  Esse Quam Videri. Translated from Latin, the Tar Heel State’s motto means “To be rather than to seem.”  That saying...