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Fucking With Nature: A Field Guide to Outdoor Sex
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Fucking With Nature: A Field Guide to Outdoor Sex

Hoping to enjoy an al fresco fuckfest? Be careful—you don’t want to experience a natural disaster All kinds of magic can happen in the bedroom, but it’s...
Advanced Sexercise
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Advanced Sexercise

Let’s get down to brass tacks: What can doggy-style fucking do for my golf swing? Apparently different physical positions yield different physical benefits. Hats off then to WomanandHome.com, who give us a...
Survey Says…
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Survey Says…

Like most of us, student Niall Moran from Cornwall in the U.K. had completed his share of surveys, but it’s doubtful any were as surprising as the one he received from a casual hookup who asked him to rate...
Love Lexicon
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Love Lexicon

Like it or lump it, language is always evolving—how else would a term like Scooby Snack have found its way into the venerated Oxford English Dictionary? There’s no doubt 2020 had a huge impact on how we...
Richard Kind Is Kind of Awesome
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Richard Kind Is Kind of Awesome

You know him from comedic roles on Spin City and Curb Your Enthusiasm, but as an actor, Richard Kind can do it all: He’s voiced characters in Pixar films from Toy Story 3 to...
In the Flesh
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In the Flesh

Do vegans really have better, more ferocious sex than their carnivore counterparts? If you were looking for a serious scientific breakdown of this oddly specific question, keep walking, buddy. Dating website...
Club 42
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Club 42

Adult-entertainment powerhouse Joanna Angel is out with her brand-spanking-new interactive novel Club 42 and has provided HUSTLER readers with this delicious preview. The book follows Naomi, a proud Brooklyn...
Lose the Rude Attitude
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Lose the Rude Attitude

Riddle me this: What kind of psychopath callously decimates their lover’s feelings in the tender moments following climax? It doesn’t matter if the sex wasn’t great or if the other person...
Stop Living in Denial
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Stop Living in Denial

Look, we’ve been here before…too many times. But apparently it bears repeating ad infinitum, so here it is once more for the folks up in the rafters: If a politician/decision-maker/policy wonk is...
Self-care Affairs
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Self-care Affairs

News flash: Ashley Madison is in the business of cheating. And if clients believe cheating is good for them, then your business is laughing all the way to the bank. We take you now to a Cosmopolitan article...
The Coup Klutz Clan and Me
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The Coup Klutz Clan and Me

How Team Trump coopted years of my reporting to try to steal the election from Joe Biden. Soon after the November 2020 Presidential election, traffic to my website, BradBlog.com, began...
Sex Beat
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Sex Beat

Sounding off on the connection between music and screwing. Listening to music while belly-bumping can be an enjoyable experience. So fun, in fact, that it’s got some lovers channeling their inner Skrillex,...
Take My Hotwife … Please!
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Take My Hotwife … Please!

Sharing is caring, especially for those who take part in the hotwife lifestyle. Read on for a deep dive into this exciting form of nonmonogamy. If you owned a beautiful piece of art, would you lock...
The Pretty Reckless: Death (and Life) by Rock ‘n’ Roll
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The Pretty Reckless: Death (and Life) by Rock ‘n’ Roll

Taylor Momsen opens up about recent tragedies and her band’s triumphant new album. The age of 27 is a notoriously dangerous one for rock stars....
Larry Flynt, RIP: Freedom Is His Legacy
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Larry Flynt, RIP: Freedom Is His Legacy

Larry Flynt, legendary Publisher of HUSTLER Magazine and fierce First Amendment champion, is no longer with us, but his remarkable legacy will forever remain alive. His courage...
Nick Thune: Mr. Personalities
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Nick Thune: Mr. Personalities

Actor/comedian Nick Thune on the challenge of playing a man of many faces in his new romantic comedy, The Right One. Photos courtesy of Lionsgate. From stand-up to movie star, Nick Thune...
Don’t Blow It! Overcoming Early Ejaculation
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Don’t Blow It! Overcoming Early Ejaculation

It happens to the best of guys: you’re with a new partner, or you haven’t had sex in awhile, or maybe you’re just really turned on, and the next thing...
HUSTLER Classic: Bed Head
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HUSTLER Classic: Bed Head

There are little white lies, and then there are red-hot lies. For an example of the latter, look no further than the August ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Jasmine & Judith: Womb Service.  The...
Hey, That’s My Fetish!
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Hey, That’s My Fetish!

Is your freak flag flying a little low during the pandemic? Have you burned your way through all of the niche porn that the internet has to offer? Don’t worry; from bathroom play to BBW worship, we...
A Slippery Grope: The Pros and Cons of Shower Sex
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A Slippery Grope: The Pros and Cons of Shower Sex

Masturbating in the shower can be a good time. Just rub some soap on your dirty body and go to O-Town. But what’s potentially even better than a sudsy rub...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Misty Stone
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Misty Stone

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  This week, we go deep inside with Misty Stone. Southern California is known as...