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Bush or Bald? A Hairy Debate
Full-on pube patches might not be as popular as they were in past decades, but there are still plenty of guys who prefer a bearded clam over a clean-shaven snatch. Join us as we take a...
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Going in Deep With Tommy Pistol
Tommy Pistol might be one of the funniest and most reliable performers in XXX, but he’s much more than a quick wit and a relentless penis. Join us as we explore the vast,...
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Cougar Rising: The Older Women-Younger Men Dynamic
Relationships between seasoned women and younger guys are increasingly common these days. We look at the joys of screwing across the age gap. Recently, Olivia...
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HUSTLER Classic: Strap On, Get Off
Two hot blondes. One huge strap-on. And absolutely no reservations. Travel with us now back to the January 2002 HUSTLER and the red-hot pictorial Dayton & Tawni: Golden...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jillian Janson
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we explore the beauty, charm and jaw-dropping sensuality of XXX sexpot Jillian...
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GZA: Head of the Class
For over two decades GZA has been expanding the vocabulary of hip-hop, steady as a Star Wars opening crawl. As a founding member of the seminal Wu-Tang Clan, The Genius has dropped knowledge from...
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HUSTLER Classic: Give That Pussy a Rest!
Who among us doesn’t need to take a break once in a while, especially these days? Maybe work has been too much of a grind lately. Or a lack of work is taking its mental toll as...
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Margaret Cho: 50 Is the New Dirty
The stand-up trailblazer opens up about her new podcast, the never-ending battle to keep comedy funny and why she dreams of becoming an old nymphomaniac. The last time I spoke to...
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Blondes on Blondes II
The fairer-haired among us are often maligned as ditzy, air-headed and flighty. Truth is, blondes aren’t always shallow. They can often be very deep. And wet. And warm. And delicious. With...
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The Psychology of Kink
Digging deep into the fetish mindset. Recently I was engaged in some pillow talk on the phone with one of my regular phone-sex clients after a particularly intense Mommy-Domme session. We were...
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Donald Trump: The Last Laugh
Our long national nightmare is finally over! With Joe Biden being inaugurated as America’s new President on January 20 (as of this writing, anyway), we’re finally rid of the dark,...
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HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing
Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls...
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Goodbye, Trump: A Porny Farewell
As the 45th President of the United States prepares to exit, we look back at The Donald’s alleged brushes with the adult industry. At the time of this writing, the notoriously...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Blair Williams
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, sexuality and spirit of Blair Williams, a very...
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Lights, Camera, Action! How to Make the Perfect Amateur Porn Video
If the internet has taught us nothing else it’s that, with modern technology, anyone can make an amateur...
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HUSTLER Classic: Cowgirl Up
Feeling hot to trot? Then saddle up and hit the trail with us back to the March ’03 HUSTLER and the pictorial Jana Cova: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy. The set, lensed by photographer...
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Kim-Possible
Photo by Paul Hennessy/Alamy “The best. Is yet. To come!” Shrieking into the void, noted human gargoyle Kimberly Guilfoyle’s words will echo through time, but not so much as a rallying cry for...
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Keep on Laughing in a Free World
There’s a sense of unease in comedy circles. After four years of Trump, suddenly the deluge of material has come to an end. No more insane late-night Twitter rants, no more...
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Fantastic Plastic: XXX Extremes
Beauty comes in all varieties. Some XXX performers prefer an all-natural look. Others get a little Botox here or there or perhaps small breast implants. But if you keep sliding...
