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Red, White and ‘Ooh!’: HUSTLER’s Sex-Drenched Patriotism
It’s the Fourth of July, when America commemorates its independence from Britain in 1776. And if you thought HUSTLER was going to let the day go by...
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Saturday Special: Threeway Thrills 2
Three, as it’s been said, is a magic number, and that’s especially true when it comes to threeways. The sexual triad can take on many forms—boy/girl/girl,...
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Fortune Feimster: Ice-Cream Dancing
Fortune Feimster is fucking funny. Feimster (rhymes with teamster) is a walking dichotomy, a flannel-loving lesbian who was also a Southern debutante. She started out on Last...
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Red, Hot and Blue
Think about it: As America slowly but surely crawls out of its COVID hole and sanity is finally restored to the Oval Office, has there been a better time in recent memory to celebrate this...
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Kinky Confessions
People are strange, do strange things and pay to have strange things done to them. And thanks to Reddit, we get to glimpse the secret world of some very dedicated essential workers. BuzzFeed did a nifty little...
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Bad, Badder, Baddest
You may know Tig Notaro for her wry ’n’ dry stand-up. Now prepare to meet Tig Notaro: action star and certified badass. The host of the hilarious Funny or Die web series Under a Rock landed a role in Zack...
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Fap to the Future
It’s too bad there is no national archive for porn. No Presidential library wings dedicated to vintage copies of Swank (or HUSTLER, for that matter). Because porn is so much more than a picture on a screen...
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There’s Something About Mary
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, beloved adult performer Mary Carey is back for another shot at the California gubernatorial seat. But this time she’s serious (minus the...
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Pretending to Protect Democracy
Hundreds of major corporations demand voting rights for all! (No, not really.) The banner for the two-page advertisement in The New York Times and The Washington Post was...
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Misfit Toys
Sex toys in the news? It’s an embarrassment of riches. Right now, even as you read these words, a dildo is making headlines. If there were a CNN for sex, it would have a special sex toy news crawl going...
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Laura Desirée: Naked Ambition
Laura Desirée is perfect. Her delivery is perfect, and her interview skills are a ten out of ten. But when the end game is world domination, well, such is the level to which she must...
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The Power to Heal: Hands-on Sexual Therapies
Illustrations courtesy The Institute of Somatic Sexology Western civilization has a bipolar relationship with sexuality. From an early age, children are often...
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Taylor Momsen: Death by Rock and Roll
After a five-year absence from recording, The Pretty Reckless are roaring back with their most inspired album to date: Death by Rock and Roll. No small feat considering that at...
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It
No doubt about it; it definitely seems like the world is going to the dogs. So why not have a few good laughs about it? We’re letting the fur fly with this collection of canine-centric...
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Sex Boot Camp: The Art of Role Play
Wanna play doctor? How about teacher and student? Let our panel of XXX-perts lead you through the world of sexual make-believe. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however,...
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The ‘Tinder Tales’ Teller
Comedian David Piccolomini wants to make you a better online dater, so he created a podcast about the triumphs and travesties of e-hookups. Listen up! If David Piccolomini has become some sort of...
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Michelle Waterson: Kicking It With UFC’s Karate Hottie
With the UFC making headlines for its determination to be the first major sports promotion to open back up during the current pandemic, a lot of fans...
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs!
Ah, blowjobs—God’s gift to the penis. An opportunity to sit back, relax and let someone else do all the work as they play some beautiful mouth-music on your skin-flute. Truly, a little...
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. IV
Sure, blondes might have more fun, but there’s something special about a dark-haired beauty—especially when she’s sporting an eye-popping rack. So feast your eyes on this bounty of...
