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Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III
Blondes—is there anything better? Yes—blondes getting down with other blondes for a sexy time! With that in mind, join us for a few sizzling blonde moments with a parade of...
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Alien Sex Fiends
As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are...
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled
In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons!...
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Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!
Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns...
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Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness
Cock-blocking roosters. Pissed-off dads who threaten castration. If you think that losing your virginity was awkward, check out these cringe-inducing stories...
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America’s Most-Cheating Cities
Looking to step out on your relationship for a little bit of strange? Read on to find out which U.S. locations are the best bet for a fling. Florida is not only famous for alligators,...
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The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright
Meet The Dead Deads, a trio of rocking females that features McQueen Dead on drums, Daisy Dead on bass and Meta Dead on guitar and vocals. The Nashville-based group plays a blend...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marica Hase, a XXX...
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Oh, My Gush!
Tapping into the myths and realities of squirting. Trends in porn come and go, but the wave of smut that features squirting doesn’t show signs of rolling back anytime soon. Squirting is, however, a...
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Saturday Special: Awesome Aussies
G’day, mate! Today we’re heading to the Land Down Under for a wet, warm celebration of some of the sexiest sheilas to ever grace the pages of HUSTLER! Crikey, they’re hot!...
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Fat Mike’s Guide to Kinky Sex
“Fat Mike” Burkett is one of punk rock’s truest icons. He has not just survived, but consistently evolved and thrived with his band NOFX since their formation in 1983. With his...
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If You Build It, They Will Come
PHOTO BY ANDREY KOBYLKO/ALAMY Science has come a long way in perfecting the condom. Once upon a time the prospect of wearing a rubber was akin to wrapping your cock in a garbage...
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Hidden Agenda
The vagina is a many splendored thing. A thing of beauty. A vessel for miracles. And sometimes just a vessel…like for smuggling. We take you now to Missouri, where one Amy Wilhite, 39, found herself in hot...
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Porn Matters
Regular readers of Bits & Pieces will know how preoccupied we are with porn. Not just the consumption thereof, but the space that it occupies, in our homes, in our hearts—but mostly in our homes, because...
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Send in the Clowns
Remember Pennywise from Stephen King’s It? Pure nightmare fuel, right? Clowns can be downright terrifying to some, but for others those chills are more akin to arousal than any sort of fear response. Yes,...
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No Cops for Traffic Stops!
People of color are getting killed in the USA for expired license plates or broken taillights. While driving home from a grocery store with his girlfriend and her four-year-old daughter in...
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Swipe Right in COVID Fight
PHOTO BY DESIGN PICS INC/ALAMY He may be America’s slightly inappropriate grandpa, but you gotta love Joe Biden sometimes. Not only has dignity been restored to the Oval Office, but the...
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Large and in Charge
The internet is super horny for Lady Dimitrescu. For the non-gamers in the room: Lady D—full name Alcina Dimitrescu—is a character from the 2021 survival horror blockbuster Resident Evil Village. She is a...
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Jello Biafra
“Just don’t be an asshole” Since crashing onto the music scene with Dead Kennedys, Jello Biafra has made punk and hardcore music smarter, run for public office and was even tried for...
