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Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers
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Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers

You gotta love redheads—especially when they’re stripped down and showing off their goods. In honor of sexy babes with that rarest of hair colors—and the spunk and spirit of...
Recycling Is Sexy
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Recycling Is Sexy

What happens to vibrators when they die? Existential implications aside, it’s a legitimate question. Sex toys, despite their very singular and personal purpose, are a consumer product just like any other:...
Disability Visibility
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Disability Visibility

There is no standing in the way of greatness. No obstacle too high, no challenge too daunting, no cam show too sexy. That’s not to say it hasn’t been a difficult journey for GoAskAlex (Alex...
Julia Scotti: Funny That Way
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Julia Scotti: Funny That Way

Julia Scotti calls herself a female “of transgender experience,” which is to say that the woman used to be a man. And even though that man—Rick Scotti—was a comedian successful...
Demon Sex
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Demon Sex

Goth Christmas—aka Halloween, aka the greatest, horniest holiday of the year—is once again upon us. Gather around, children of the night, as we regale you with dark tales of demon sex and the non-secular...
Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars
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Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars

Starting a new job in any field is stressful and daunting. Now close your eyes and imagine it’s a job where you take your clothes off and fuck for millions of people to see....
Shock & Awe
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Shock & Awe

The annual Cannes Film Festival is no stranger to controversy. In fact, controversy is the best part of this overblown and bloated parade of egos. Past directors have earned the ire of audiences with their...
Remembering Dahlia Sky
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Remembering Dahlia Sky

In a community as tightly knit as the adult entertainment industry, it’s devastating when somebody slips through the cracks. In July we lost Dahlia Sky. The beloved performer was found dead in her...
Right-Wing Radicals in Robes
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Right-Wing Radicals in Robes

Activist GOP Justices on the Supreme Court are ignoring the constitution and demolishing American democracy. Look. This is simple. The 15th Amendment, ensuring former slaves the right to...
Joe Stapleton: Dating to Win
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Joe Stapleton: Dating to Win

Online dating is a numbers game. There’s a seemingly endless supply of profiles to choose from, and it’s a gamble if you’re going to meet the love of your life, a dud or a catfish....
MILF to Karens: Suck It
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MILF to Karens: Suck It

Like Batman or Dr. Fauci, Brittney Glidden is the hero we need but don’t deserve. Hailing from Maine, her fight is for freedom: the freedom to proclaim she is a proud MILF to the entire world—or...
Pegging: A Primer
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Pegging: A Primer

We live in a golden age of sexual awareness. From gender identity to ethical nonmonogamy, people are more open than ever to the full spectrum of what sex and sexuality have to offer. So the next time your...
Friday Funnies: A Pregnant Pause for Humor
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Friday Funnies: A Pregnant Pause for Humor

Oh, baby—we’re about to deliver some first-rate humor to you! Prepare to experience some serious bloated-belly laughs as we give birth to another edition...
Bi, Bi Love Vol. II
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Bi, Bi Love Vol. II

It’s Celebrate Bisexuality Day once again—and what better way to mark the occasion than with a pictorial salute to those whose sexual orientations cross gender lines? Join us as we cheer for the pursuit of...
Fucking Fit
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Fucking Fit

Physical fitness is particularly important when your job involves being naked for millions of people to see. Workout-obsessed XXX performers let us in on their secrets to staying in prime shape. We all know...
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Does Size Matter? Unpacking the Great Penis Debate

Some women are unabashedly size queens. They hunt for big dicks and will settle for nothing less than a fat ten-incher ready to ram their vaginas into a...
Cradle of Filth: Existence Is Futile
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Cradle of Filth: Existence Is Futile

Cradle of Filth frontman Dani Filth is no stranger to HUSTLER. Over the years, the extreme dark metal goth singer has visited us in person twice. For this, his third interview, we...
HUSTLER Wild Wives
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HUSTLER Wild Wives

Hey, it’s National Wife Appreciation Day—and what better way to appreciate all the wives out there than with a pictorial celebration of married women who don’t let their wedding vows get in the way...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Cassie Laine
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Cassie Laine

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys who’ve achieved the impressive feat of being featured in no less than three pictorials for America’s...
Friday Funnies: Clowning Around
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Friday Funnies: Clowning Around

Send in the clowns! A guy wearing a red nose, bright wig and comically big shoes is already funny enough, but toss him in a raunchy situation and you’ve got a laugh-riot on your...
Nathan Bronson: Porn Star With a Plan
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Nathan Bronson: Porn Star With a Plan

Stuntman. Chef. Skilled lover. Nathan Bronson is all of these things and much, much more. The seasoned performer of (nearly) six years has been charting a course for success his...