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Fuck Me Harder?
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Fuck Me Harder?

What she really means—and how to respond—when she tells you to crank up the intensity in the bedroom. If a guy bangs enough women during his time on this planet, he will inevitably encounter one with a...
Junk in the Trunk Part 2
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Junk in the Trunk Part 2

Some of our favorite XXX performers open up their shoot bags and let us take a peek inside. It’s that time again! What do some of your favorite performers pack and lug around to porn sets so they...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cameron Dee
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cameron Dee

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Cameron Dee, a...
HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay
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HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay

As a wise man once noted, good fences make good neighbors. And most of the time, that’s a very valid sentiment. After all, neighbors are generally a nuisance—if they’re not...
Negotiating Your Kink Scene
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Negotiating Your Kink Scene

From safe words to boundaries to aftercare, here’s a guide to the conditions you need to establish before getting kinky. Getting started with kink—whether it’s a new activity, a...
Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun
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Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and stripping out of their delicate underthings for a good time—rejoice, horndogs, your day is about to get a lot sexier! Go ahead, dive into the frilly thrills!...
Image: Semen Tiunov / Alamy Stock Vector
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When Fuck-It Lists Go Wrong

Most of us have a mental checklist of sexual feats we’d like to accomplish before going to the grave, but beware—reality often falls short of what we were hoping for. Read on for...
The Lowdown on Rubdowns
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The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing!  Lately, there has been an influx of...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Dean, a...
Saturday Special: Fantasy Fucks
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Saturday Special: Fantasy Fucks

It’s National Tell a Fairy Tale Day, an annual celebration of the fantastical folklore that has been passed down from generation to generation through the time-honored tradition...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2

Stop in the name of the laughs! We’re digging into the HUSTLER cartoon archives to bring you another collection of arresting humor. Go ahead; you have the right to remain...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2

Need a few good laughs? Ready to go to the dogs? Join us for an uproarious exploration of canine-centric comedy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go...
Horny Little Devils
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Horny Little Devils

Delving into the demon-populated porn of Eugéne Lepoittevin. The devil is in the details, it’s been said. And in some cases, those demon-possessed details can be pretty sexy. I was recently introduced...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills Part III
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills Part III

Need something to get you through the midweek blahs? How about a collection of red-hot sexual trios? Whether it’s a couple of guys doubling down on one fine...
Photo courtesy of Crystal Rush
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Crystal Rush: From Russia With Lust

XXX Russian export Crystal Rush explains what life is really like in her homeland. Grandpa Boomer was holding court about Russian women: “You see, youngsters, you don’t know....
Stripping: The Bare Facts
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Stripping: The Bare Facts

Strip clubs are basically candy stores for adults. There is every style, size and flavor for each appetite. We all see what happens on stage (and feel it in our pants), but what goes on backstage,...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cadence Lux
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cadence Lux

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Cadence Lux, a...
HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot
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HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot

The connection between fear and sexual arousal is well established. Hell, where do you think the phrase “scared stiff” came from? (Okay, maybe that’s not where the phrase “scared...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup, Volume 2
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup, Volume 2

Cell, yes! It’s time for another round of captivating humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Go ahead and check into the Graybar Hotel for some...
Damn, That Hurts!
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Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back...
Hump-Day Special: Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition
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Hump-Day Special: Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition

What’s better than a hot brunet babe with a thatch of dark pubes sprouting between her legs? Watching that hot babe get stuffed full of cock and...