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December 2022

Jazlyn Ray
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Thanks for Thongs
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Thanks for Thongs

This Thanksgiving HUSTLER expresses its deepest gratitude for that tiny magical strip of material: the thong. The way it teases, tantalizes, tortures, mesmerizes—fucks with your head until you beg for a glimpse of the treasures it’s hiding. It defines and separates beautiful butt cheeks—hypnotizes as it disappears into the crack between. How can so little do so much? It is truly a wonder of the world. Thank you, Rudi Gernreich!

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