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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 2

Ready to take a gut-busting walk down the aisle? Half of all marriages might end in divorce, but these matrimony-themed jokes are 100% laugh-inducing! Go ahead; get hitched to...
Sex Is My Cardio
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Sex Is My Cardio

No, you can’t screw your way to a skinnier you—but physical training can boost your sex drive, and the right sex positions can help you burn more calories in bed. Here’s your guide if you want to...
Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza, Part V
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Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza, Part V

Got a case of the mid-week blahs? Allow us to boost your spirits with these beautiful brunettes who have plenty going on in the chest department. Go ahead,...
Sex Alfresco
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Sex Alfresco

Exploring the joys (and perils) of outdoor fucking. With spring fast approaching and temperatures rising, some people are already starting to show a little skin when heading out to Walmart to buy eggs,...
XXX BFFs
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XXX BFFs

Join us as we explore the unique friendships shared by adult-industry performers. Friendship is an important part of life, and there are different levels of friendship, ranging from casual acquaintances to the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alli Rae
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alli Rae

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alli Rae. A blond-haired, blue-eyed...
Saturday Special: Asses High Vol. 4
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Saturday Special: Asses High Vol. 4

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we...
The Rule of 3s
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The Rule of 3s

Nothing warms our cockles here at HUSTLER quite like a loving couple who have transcended the shackles of sexual jealousy and want to help others do the same. So what’s the secret to a loving relationship...
Virtually Fuckable
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Virtually Fuckable

Maybe it’s the cumulative effect of starring in four Matrix movies, but Keanu Reeves has some very strong opinions when it comes to virtual sex with celebrities. Well, “strong” may be a bit over the top,...
Talk Dirty to Me
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Talk Dirty to Me

The naughty minxes of Cosmo are at it again, doling out sex-positive advice for lovers looking to spice things up in the bedroom or wherever their readers are doing it these days (insert anal sex joke here)....
The Year of the Cougar
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The Year of the Cougar

Ice is cold. Sugar is sweet. And women over 40 are indeed hot. As truisms go, these hardly bear repeating. What does merit discussion, however, is the persistent sense of numbskull wonderment when it...
Donald Trump: Mass Murderer
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Donald Trump: Mass Murderer

Decisions by the last administration led to hundreds of thousands of “absolutely unnecessary” deaths. Will anyone be held accountable? Throughout Donald Trump’s...
The Orgy Is On!
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The Orgy Is On!

How can you not adore and admire New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern? The affable and utterly competent leader is a beacon of integrity on the world stage and helped navigate her country out of the COVID...
April Fools
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April Fools

Spring has sprung, and that can only mean one thing: The prankening is upon us! April Fools’ Day antics are a time-honored tradition and welcome distraction from COVID and its never-ending parade of...
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A Real Dick Move

In the comedy classic Anchorman (2004), Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) returns home after a party only to find out that his faithful dog, Baxter, has eaten an entire wheel of cheese. “How’d you do that?” he...
Virtual Sex in the Real World
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Virtual Sex in the Real World

Have sex with different partners every single day…safely. Finding a great relationship has always been a challenge, but it’s been tougher since COVID—at least for those of us...
Fly Me to You
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Fly Me to You

Sex work is filled with acronyms—B/G, FSSW, D/s, BBW—all shorthand designed for the discreet, efficient communication of desire, performance and identity. But FMTY? That particular acronym is reserved for...
Elias Chatzoudis: Strong Curves, Clean Lines
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Elias Chatzoudis: Strong Curves, Clean Lines

The sexy sirens of Greek comic book artist Elias Chatzoudis have graced the covers of Red Sonja, Vampirella and even G.I. Joe. We sit down with their creator...
Friday Funnies: Getting Sporty
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Friday Funnies: Getting Sporty

Alright, team—it’s time to play hard and laugh hard! Suit up and get ready for some high-scoring humor, courtesy of the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Game on! “It’s up…and...
Anal Sex: An Expert Guide
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Anal Sex: An Expert Guide

Are you interested in trying butt stuff, but not sure how to take the plunge? Relax (and take a deep breath); anal experts Avery Jane and Lydia Black are here to guide you through the back door and...
Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

No wang? No worries! These babes know to take matters into their own hands and serve themselves when there’s not a dude around to serve up the meat. Feast your eyes on these...