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Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho!
’Tis the day before Christmas, and we’re willing to bet/You could use all the laughs you can possibly get! So go ahead, forget the holiday stress for a bit and yuk it up with these...
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The Best She’s Ever Had?
Yes, you’d like to believe that you’re better than all of the other guys your woman has banged. No, you probably aren’t. Here’s how to get past your ego and on to a more...
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part III
Get ready for a booty-ful experience; we’re bringing up the rear once again with another mouthwatering collection of HUSTLER’s cheekiest Honeys! Go ahead, bottom out! Cherry...
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Santa, Baby!
Some of our favorite performers tell us what they want for XXX-mas. XXX performers are definitely on the “naughty list” (but in the best way possible)! These amazing actresses are no strangers to getting...
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Handjobs for Health!
Readers of Bits & Pieces (we know you’re out there, people who buy HUSTLER for the “articles”) know how much we love self-love in all its forms. It’s a great stress-buster, helps you sleep,...
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Fahrenheit 451: Wyoming
No one loved a book bonfire quite like the Nazis. Of course, that was 80 years ago in Germany. Closer to home, in present day Wyoming, fascism is alive and well in Cheyenne’s libraries. As reported...
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Five-Knuckle Virtuosos
How do they do it? The speed, the precision, the swagger—what is the secret to lightning-fast shredding? Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge knows a thing or two about face-melting guitar solos, and he...
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The Future of Strip Clubs
Look, let’s face it: Strip clubs may never be the same again. COVID is not going away any time soon, too many people are resistant to vaccines (as in stupid, not physiologically), and to be honest,...
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Cops, Lies & Videotape
Corporate media parroted police propaganda to falsely blame reformers for 2020’s unprecedented homicide spike. It’s grotesquely fitting that a failed presidency, inaugurated on the promise...
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The Best of Simulated Sex
Simultaneous orgasms. No discussion of contraception. Bras that never come off. When tasked with depicting erotic congress in film and on TV, the entertainment industrial complex shows us how little...
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Jacq of All Trades
Art by Jacqueline Frances Jacq the Stripper, née Jacqueline Frances, is sounding stress-free, stretched out in a hammock on her deck in Upstate New York. Which is surprising—the stress-free part, that...
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Anally Accurate
Pity the poor souls who sit on school boards in Texas, for they are tireless punching bags of an irretrievably stupid society. At a meeting meant to focus on COVID-19 measures, local anti-vaxxer and conspiracy...
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A View to 2022
So long, 2021—don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Frustration and fear aside, one must remain optimistic if we are to survive a pandemic, climate change and the simultaneous collapse of Western...
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Harvey Wasserman: The Excellent Adventures of a Perennial Activist
From desegregating public places to the Civil Rights March Against Fear to protesting the Vietnam War to...
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Be the Change: XXX Stars Give Onscreen and Off
I have always believed that we need to be the change we want to see in the world. I started as a volunteer at a young age, and by the time I was 16, I was...
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Dealing With a Sexual Drought
Everyone experiences a dry spell once in a while, and it’s especially common around the holiday season. Experts explain how to endure the sexual desert with your sanity intact. Winter...
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Scarlet Red
Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys so fine, we’ve featured them no less than three times! Today we focus our attention and affection on Scarlet...
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part IV
Sexy babes, putting their fingers to good use in their pursuit of self-pleasure—let’s give these beauties a hand! And when you’re done with this...
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Friday Funnies: Castaway Cutups
For much of the past couple of lockdown-ridden years, chances are most of us have felt a little like castaways, isolated from society at large as we try our best to cope with a...
