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Friday Funnies: Oh, God! Vol. 2
Looking for some divinely inspired humor? Well, good lord, you’re in for a hilarious time! We dug into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and came up with a gut-busting collection of...
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Tales of Blood Island!
Do scary monsters thrill you? Do you enjoy sexy bikini babes? Then you’re going to love this comic book adaptation of a classic horror film series. In the realm of horror, there is a charmingly...
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Hump-Day Special: Alfresco Pussy
Hey, it’s National Eat Outside Day—and wouldn’t a nice box lunch in the fresh air and sunshine hit the spot right about now? Sure it would! So join us for a picnic of poon...
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Ball-Busting Babes
Curious about the world of ball torture? Brace yourself, because these crotch-crushing beauties deliver a real kick in the nuts! Usually in porn scenes, a guy’s balls are tenderly caressed, licked and...
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Granny-Banging Grandeur
Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexa Grace, a blond stunner...
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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3
Don’t get us wrong; we love long locks on a woman. But there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With...
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Hot for Teacher
Remember school? If you’d rather not, you are not alone. Between the Guantanamo-grade bullying and circus-grade cafeteria food, being a schoolkid is not exactly fodder for rose-hued nostalgia. But every...
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Canary in the Strip Club
Strippers can teach us oodles about the world we live in. And in a free market economy, no one is better equipped to predict the future than those who deal in lap dances and pole gymnastics. When an...
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Raye of Hope
Stop us if this sounds familiar: You want to try something new in the bedroom or wherever you enjoy throwing down. You summon the courage and make your move, only to be met with confusion. Or worse, laughter....
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Boy Toy Joy
Emma Thompson, you’ve done it again! We’re referring, of course, to Thompson’s latest screen triumph, the sexy yet profoundly sensitive Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, in which she plays a retired widow...
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Literary Smut
If you’re a fan of twisted porn parodies full of heart and hot fucking, then chances are that WoodRocket has been on your radar for quite some time. Now the director of such contemporary classics as Mr....
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Love What You Do
Can too much of a good thing not be good? If we’re talking about donuts or cocaine, yes, absolutely—consume that shit in moderation or reap the consequences. But porn? Hook it to our veins! And what if, on...
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Normcore Kink
Let it be said for the umpteenth time that HUSTLER never has and never will engage in the act of kink shaming. So long as it’s safe, consensual and we’re outside of the splash zone, then you have our full...
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This Way Madness Lies
As your rights and freedoms are struck down, the corrupt Supreme Court majority is now anything but “conservative.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically...
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My First Day on a Porn Set
The first day starting any job is a stressful one. Will my boss like me? Are my coworkers going to be annoying? Will I do well? Now take all that and throw in stripping naked in front of...
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Knowledge Is Power: America Needs Comprehensive Sex Education
It feels like every day there is another assault on the rights of the most marginalized people in America,...
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He Fights For Your Rights: David Cole
Whether he’s jousting before the Supreme Court, leading 300 staff attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union, teaching at universities or penning award-winning books,...
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This Way Madness Lies
AS YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS ARE STRUCK DOWN, THE CORRUPT SUPREME COURT MAJORITY IS NOW ANYTHING BUT “CONSERVATIVE.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically...
