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Fighting to Save Porn
PORN SAVED ME. THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT TO HEAR, BUT IT IS MY TRUTH. I’VE ENJOYED WORKING AS AN ACTRESS AND ADVOCATE IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY FOR NEARLY TWO DECADES. WHILE MOST PERFORMERS RETIRE...
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Madam Lydia Faithfull: Brothel Queen
LOCATED ON DESOLATE HIGHWAY 95, THE ALIEN CATHOUSE IS NEVADA’S ONLY SCI-FI THEMED BROTHEL. MADAM LYDIA FAITHFULL KEEPS IT RUNNING AS SMOOTHLY AS THE TRUCKS THAT PULL UP NEXT...
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Larry Flynt Challenges the Mainstream Media
ON JANUARY 3, 2017, HUSTLER’S FOUNDER CALLED OUT THE PRESS BY PUBLISHING THE FULL-PAGE AD FEATURED AT LEFT IN VARIETY MAGAZINE. HERE, IN AN INTERVIEW WITH...
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Resist: How to be an Effective Activist
If you are frustrated, depressed or angry at the ass-backward triumph of Trump, it’s time to get out of your funk by doing something. Signing another lame online petition before...
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Picking a Fight
Fascism begins with blaming the stranger for your problems. And it works, or Donald Trump wouldn’t be President. Of course, the brash billionaire benefited from two interrelated campaign promises: to erect a...
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Sex Doll Brothel
Ever been with your girlfriend and thought, I wish she didn’t talk, didn’t smile, didn’t blink, didn’t move without assistance and didn’t ever go to the bathroom? Then you need a sex doll because no...
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XXX Marks the Spot
It makes sense that Scots were the first to create an internet message board for outdoor hookups—because, really, what’s easier than lifting a kilt for a quickie, right? Horny exhibitionists in the...
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Love American Style
America is known for excess. We do a lot of everything—shopping, eating, drinking, driving and shooting. The one thing we’re not doing a lot of lately is fucking. We’re just not putting up the...
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Monks on Meth
It takes one simple Google search to know that Buddhists live by “moral precepts,” otherwise known as restraints. Taboos include harming living things, sexual misconduct, lying or gossip and indulging in...
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College Anal 101: A Study Guide
IT’S EVIDENT THAT PUBLIC EDUCATION IS FAILING IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN STUDENTS CONTINUE TO ARRIVE AT COLLEGE ANAL VIRGINS. THIS, I SUSPECT, IS WHY DIRECTOR RICK DAVIS IS SHOOTING...
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“Our Worst Fears Realized”
He was born in Philadelphia 44 years ago. He has no criminal record and frequently traveled to other countries and returned without incident. That is, until this past February. For the...
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Automakers & Making America Great Again
Looking for a new car, I tried to buy American. It wasn’t just because Donald Trump kept going on and on about making America great again by bringing back well-paying jobs, like...
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Think Pink
Recently Hugh Hefner’s youngest son, Cooper, took to Twitter to make an announcement: Nudes were back. “I’ll be the first to admit that the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but...
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Paid to Get Laid
There have been a lot of jokes recently about people moving to Canada, but if this sexy new law passes, Sweden will be the new home of the great American diaspora. In the northern town of Overtornea, a local...
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Hostess With the Mostest
What a time to be a woman in Oklahoma! Not only is there nothing to eat but OxyContin and sticks of salted butter, but since 2011 the state has passed 20 strict regulations cementing a wall between...
