You know what? Let’s forego the pithy setup and puns—you deserve the facts and just the facts. And as moments of reckoning go, it doesn’t get much more “real” than sticking a hypodermic in your dick to prevent an unwanted outbreak of babies. Welcome to the future of birth control, lads. Time to strap in and go to your happy place.
Birth control has finally caught up with men, and it behooves us to step up and do our part for once. But holy fuck, dude, where are you pointing that needle?!