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Meet The New Girls
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Meet The New Girls

HUSTLER is proud to introduce our beautiful, sleek new online experience: That’s right—the new and improved HUSTLERMagazine.com is now live! Full access to the complete 45-plus years of HUSTLER Magazine,...
Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate
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Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate

A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get...
HUSTLER Classic: Stormy Daniels Joins the Circus
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HUSTLER Classic: Stormy Daniels Joins the Circus

Who among us, when the pressures of modern life seem too much to bear, hasn’t fantasized about running away and joining the circus?  Well, allow us to...
Road-Tripping With Stoya
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Road-Tripping With Stoya

Photographer Steve Prue and I have a professional relationship that has yielded many spreads for brand-name girlie mags, a number of photosets for nude websites and a plethora of behind-the- scenes...
Sabina Mazo: UFC’s Colombian Queen Kicks Royal Ass
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Sabina Mazo: UFC’s Colombian Queen Kicks Royal Ass

Coming off a dominant victory in UFC 241, this flyweight phenomenon is determined to keep it real: “Faking things isn’t an option for me.” Sabina Mazo...
The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide
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The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still searching for that sexy something to get that special someone in this season of giving? We’re here to help you fulfill your ho-ho-horny holiday...
HUSTLER Classic: Jackie, Oh!
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HUSTLER Classic: Jackie, Oh!

Former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis is laid bare in America’s Magazine. Believe it or not, prior to the Trump Administration, it was extremely rare for the public to have access...
Clown Kink: A Fetish That’s Nothing to Laugh At
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Clown Kink: A Fetish That’s Nothing to Laugh At

If makeup-caked circus jokers put a tent in your pants, Slutty Spice is your new dream girl.  Everybody loves a clown. Well, not everybody. In fact, a lot...
Lust in Lockup: HUSTLER Honeys Stir Up Passion
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Lust in Lockup: HUSTLER Honeys Stir Up Passion

Thanks to a certain unsavory segment of American society, “Lock her up!” has become a common chant in recent years. And while there’s nothing sexy about...
HUSTLER Classic: A Revolutionary Spread
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HUSTLER Classic: A Revolutionary Spread

America’s Magazine re-creates an especially important Christmas in American history. With the holiday season upon us, many of us are gearing up for a travel schedule that’s...
’Tis the Season (to Support Sex Workers)
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’Tis the Season (to Support Sex Workers)

Looking for a worthy cause to contribute to this holiday season? We have some suggestions for helping out marginalized pleasure providers during this time of giving. ...
HUSTLER Classic: Don’t Blow It
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HUSTLER Classic: Don’t Blow It

America’s Magazine delivers a powerful message about the perils of drug use. The 1980s had their share of anti-drug campaigns. There was the Partnership for a Drug-Free America’s...
HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave
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HUSTLER Classic: A Close Shave

With the holiday season upon us, chances are you’re going to find yourself going to a dinner party or two over the coming months.  The odds of attending a dinner party that ends like...
Support Your Local Strip Club
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Support Your Local Strip Club

A Step-by-Step Guide to the Time of Your Life I n the wee hours of many tequila-scented mornings, through the soft haze of vape smoke and that infamous neon glow, I have grinded on my fair...
Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex
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Missy Martinez’s Thanksgiving Guide to Food Sex

Stuffing isn’t just for turkeys; follow these tips and the next time you say, “Fucking leftovers again,” it will be with joy instead of disappointment....
Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving
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Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving

Sure, Thanksgiving is known as a day for filling our guts—but why not bust one, too? Take a break from shoving things into your mouth and let a few laughs...
HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful
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HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful

Attitudes regarding women’s hair—or lack thereof—have changed considerably over the decades. These days, famous beauties like Amber Rose, Natalie Portman and Lupita...
HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening
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HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening

In the January ’90 issue of America’s Magazine, a Beaver Hunt icon is born. Well, people do say that everything’s bigger in Texas.  Beaver Hunt is...
The JFK Files
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The JFK Files

HUSTLER’S RESIDENT JFK EXPERT REVISITS THE PRESIDENT’S ASSASSINATION FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF OVER 19,000 FILES THIS YEAR AND DISPELS THE “LONE NUT” THEORY ONCE AND FOR ALL. For almost six decades now,...
HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder
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HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder

HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space.  Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have...
Sex Workers Tell All
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Sex Workers Tell All

Reddit: Birthplace of memes and home of the greatest off-the-record confessions on the internet. Last time we dipped into the well, it was celeb sex encounters; this time we’re after the funniest and...