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Larry Loved America!
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Larry Loved America!

“A phony patriot wraps himself in the American flag while chipping away at the rights of others. A true patriot wraps a naked lady in the flag and puts her on the cover of his liberty-loving magazine. “For...
Fuck slut-shaming and all slut shamers. This is a celebration of women who know what they want and take it.<br>Cubbi Thompson/Photo by Happy Trigger LA
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Celebrate Sluts!

Shame is on the outs. Sex is ours to enjoy, safely and consensually. Being a slut is no longer something to hide. In fact, now it can be a point of pride. And HUSTLER is proud to celebrate the superstar sluts...
Crystal Chase
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Muff Buffs

It’s Beaver Hunt’s 50th birthday, and we’re celebrating the occasion by bringing back a half-dozen newbies sporting pubic hair, which once ruled the pelvic landscape, but not anymore. Emma—a nursing...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 13
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 13

Never mind the marching bands and ornate floats—in this parade, the main attraction is warm, wet, wide-open pussy! So grab yourself a front-row seat, because this procession will...
XXX Milk Maids
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XXX Milk Maids

Ready for a kink that will give you strong bones in more ways than one? Join us as we talk with adult stars who love to play in the moo juice! It’s been said that milk does the body good, and when some of...
Saint Anique: The Sword Swallower Next Door
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Saint Anique: The Sword Swallower Next Door

She ran away with the circus and never looked back. It’s Saint Anique, unsheathed! Step right up for chills, thrills and death-defying skills! One hand...
B-Cup Beauties Vol. 3
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B-Cup Beauties Vol. 3

Prepare to B thrilled! Join us as we celebrate the beautiful HUSTLER Honeys who’ve shared their B-cup charms in the pages of America’s Magazine for the delight and enjoyment of us all. Chloe...
Mirror, Mirror
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Mirror, Mirror

Excuse us if we indulge in a reflective mood for a moment, but it dawned on us that, when you have a hot girl or two posed naked in front of a mirror, you have twice the ass, pussy and tits to devour with your...
Fucking Phoning It In?
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Fucking Phoning It In?

According to a recent poll, a third of college students use their phones while doing the deed, which could lead to a real disconnect in the bedroom. Young adults are fucking weird nowadays. No,...
Sex Work in Hollywood: Who Got It Right?
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Sex Work in Hollywood: Who Got It Right?

From The Girlfriend Experience to Firefly, our XXX-perts look at the times that Tinseltown actually portrayed the skin trade properly. We see sex work and its practitioners...
Busty Brunette Bonanza: Hardcore Edition Vol. 2
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Busty Brunette Bonanza: Hardcore Edition Vol. 2

Need a little pick-me-up? Allow us to lift your spirits with these beautiful, busty brunettes getting down and dirty. Enjoy!…

Sex on a Shoestring
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Sex on a Shoestring

Between a dismal economy and the rising cost of dating, it might feel like you’re too broke to ever get laid again. Fear not, though; with a little creativity, it’s possible to meet and mate on the...
69 Time!
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69 Time!

It’s June 9—time to get down and dine! And is there a tastier treat than a passionate session of simultaneous oral sex? No, of course not! With that in mind, let’s lap up a mouthwatering...
Keep on Truckin’!
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Keep on Truckin’!

Big wheels, big engines, big thrills—buckle up for a wild ride as these truck-driving babes share their lust for off-roading fun! From full makeup and lacy lingerie to being covered in dust and mud, these...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition Vol. 3)
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition Vol. 3)

As the old saying has it, red on the head, fire in bed. With that in mind, today we’re saluting ginger beauties as they enjoy a red-hot time in a...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 9
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 9

Bush is awesome, no doubt about it—but it’s equally true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a thing of beauty. The sight of a shorn snatch, unobscured by pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for...
Scissor Me Timbers!
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Scissor Me Timbers!

It’s pussy-rubbing time! Join us as two of our favorite XXX performers share the joys and challenges of tribbing. It’s time to talk about scissoring, and we don’t mean art and crafts—we’re...
48 Hours With Ravyn Alexa
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48 Hours With Ravyn Alexa

Ready for a wild time? Prepare to immerse yourself in two action-packed days with porn prodigy (and future headline DJ?) Ravyn Alexa!  Storm warning! A maelstrom of wild sexual energy whose...
HUSTLER’s Sweet Young Things Vol. 4
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HUSTLER’s Sweet Young Things Vol. 4

Fresh flesh that will leave you drooling and begging for more: Join us as we celebrate the delectable HUSTLER Honeys who’ve shared the glory of their young adulthood in the...
HUSTLER Superstar: Jenna Foxx
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HUSTLER Superstar: Jenna Foxx

Beauty. Personality. And, oh, my fucking God, those legendary breasts. Jenna Foxx first graced our pages in 2017. But readers clamored for her return, and we listened, with two more feature...
50 Questions: Tanya Tate
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50 Questions: Tanya Tate

For our next installment of HUSTLER’s “50 questions” series, we caught up with the award-winning, scintillating Scouser, Tanya Tate….