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Lickety Split Vol. 5
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Lickety Split Vol. 5

Strap yourself in, because we’re about to get some tongues wagging! It’s time for another box-lunch bonanza, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys with a taste for twat. Go ahead, (muff-)dive in! Serene Siren...
Not So Fast?
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Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we’re big fans of getting lost in the bush and getting tangled up in lush crotch-curls. But sometimes, the smooth, soft beauty of a clean-shaven pussy is what the...
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Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5

Open wide; it’s time to belly up to the boob buffet for a few heaping helpings of succulent sweater puppies, delectable dairy domes and tasty tatas! Don’t worry if you get a...
Dahlia Dee’s Great BJ Experiment
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Dahlia Dee’s Great BJ Experiment

Science says blowjobs can be good for you, so we decided to put theory into practice. Paging head doctor Dahlia Dee! We all know that blowjobs feel good. But can they be good for...
Making America Celibate Again?
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Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the...
Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert
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Getting Intimate With Casey Calvert

Performer. Producer. Director. Entrepreneur. Advocate. And, yes, intimacy coordinator. Join us as the XXX phenomenon discusses creating safe spaces for her adult-industry...
Bushy Blondes Vol. 2
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Bushy Blondes Vol. 2

Fair-haired beauties with full, fluffy patches of crotch-curls: it’s a hairy situation that you definitely won’t mind getting tangled up in. What are you waiting for? Dive in! Bella Jane Britt...
Pure Frustration?
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Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective...
Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks
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Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks

Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be...
Wait…Why?
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Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the...
Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them
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Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them

Three years before his death in 2019, Paul Krassner, longtime satirist and activist, recounted for HUSTLER the history of abortion in his lifetime—from illegal to legal, to the...
Dr. Eric Sprankle
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Dr. Eric Sprankle

Masturbators have really taken a beating over the years (ahem), what with all the anti-pud-pulling propaganda—disinformation that once suggested mankind would go blind if it didn’t resist its natural...
Kimmy Heart
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Birthday Delights

For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego,...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4

Is it feeling a bit nippy in here? You bet it is, because we’re bringing you yet another pictorial salute to glorious nipples! Step right up and enjoy a truly mouthwatering collection...
Flirting with Disaster?
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Flirting with Disaster?

Things can get pretty hairy when another guy chats up your woman right in front of you. Here’s how to navigate this sticky situation. As any guy who has ever been interrupted by some ballsy SOB...
Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition
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Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s coming up on Thanksgiving again (holy shit, right?!), a time when we reflect on...
How Come?
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How Come?

Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to...
Sole Sisters Vol. 5
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Sole Sisters Vol. 5

Step right up, foot fanatics; you’re about to be treated to a loin-stirring collection of pretty peds, tantalizing toes and scintillating soles, attached to some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy!...
Prine Time
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Prine Time

With his debut album This Far South, singer-songwriter Tommy Prine shares a personal journey of loss, anger and redemption. Tommy Prine’s songwriting is a complicated beast—it has glimpses of rock and...