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GLOW Girl Jeanne Basone: Wham! Bam! Body Slam!
HUSTLERMagazine.com gets in the ring with Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone for a no-holds-barred interview If you are like us, you loved wrestling in the 1980s....
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HUSTLER Classic: The Fucking Dead
Forget whistling past the graveyard; how does humping against the tombstone grab you? Oh, sure; The Walking Dead has made zombies all the rage in recent times, but years before...
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Kinky Horror: Diana Prince Will Scare You Stiff!
This XXX veteran, fright-flick aficionada and current Mail Girl on The Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs is here to chill every bone in your body—except...
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HUSTLER Classic: One Sexy Beast
The classic fairy tale Beauty and the Beast has been adapted dozens of times across literature, the live stage, television and the big screen. Typically those adaptations...
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Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood
How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty? HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was packed with eager fans on October 25, as XXX...
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A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”
Trick or treat? Why not both? While April Aniston, Daizy Cooper, Izzy Lush and Paige Owens might be just a wee bit too old for knocking on doors...
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HUSTLER Classic: A Tribute Fit for a Prince
The Purple One—or at least a well-hung facsimile of him—makes a splash in America’s Magazine. Few musical artists have infused their work with raw...
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Black & Barely Legal
Say what you will about millennial entitlement—girls this beautiful, generous and eager are special. They deserve to spend long, lazy afternoons focusing solely on pleasure. And their demands are actually...
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The Kominsky Method Involves a Little HUSTLER
America’s Magazine and Amber Lynn make a cameo in Netflix’s comedy starring Michael Douglas SPOILER ALERT: Do not read any further if you haven’t...
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It’s a Swing Thing
Meet Mr. and Mrs. Jones, the 50-something devout Christian couple behind the swinger-positive We Gotta Thing podcast. We Gotta Thing is a highly rated, sex-positive podcast hosted by two...
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Angela White: The Wonder From Down Under
Angela White is already an extremely accomplished adult-film star, but she still has big things in front of her—and we’re not (just) talking about her jaw-dropping breasts....
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HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion
UFO groupies worldwide were no doubt disappointed by the “Storm Area 51” movement, which started out as a joke and ended up as an even bigger joke last month, when a piddling...
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Marica Hase: Fuck Cancer!
Last year, Marica Hase’s life took a drastic turn, when the Japanese-born porn star was diagnosed with breast cancer. But Hase isn’t just determined to beat the disease—she’s looking to kick...
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Harvard’s Despicable Donor
Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s money was too good for a background check. The sordid life of Jeffrey Epstein is one of those national toxic dumps that no litany of...
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Did Trump Actually Win?
Nobody knows if election results were manipulated in 2016 because nobody ever bothered to check. Before and after the 2016 Presidential election, U.S. election officials and private voting system...
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Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry
Ted Rall is a cartoonist, columnist and author with an independent, unique point of view. Skewering sacred cows and the status quo is his specialty. The ink slinger’s slyly subversive wit...
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Shhhh, We’re Trying to Have Sex
Lists—this is journalism in the 21st century. In the never-ending quest for click-throughs, likes and upvotes, laziness reigns as we all chase after the lowest common...
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Love Quizzes Are Dumb – Take Ours
No one is arguing that to love someone, you need to know someone. And over the course of a marriage, people can drift apart as life chips away at the burning passion that once...
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In Praise Of Older Women
You know what the worst thing about the music industry is? The music industry. Leave it to some needle-dick executive with too much power to think that anyone cares what he thinks. It’s what makes...
