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HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful
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HUSTLER Classic: Bald Is Beautiful

Attitudes regarding women’s hair—or lack thereof—have changed considerably over the decades. These days, famous beauties like Amber Rose, Natalie Portman and Lupita...
HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening
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HUSTLER Classic: The Texas Tunnel’s Grand Opening

In the January ’90 issue of America’s Magazine, a Beaver Hunt icon is born. Well, people do say that everything’s bigger in Texas.  Beaver Hunt is...
The JFK Files
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The JFK Files

HUSTLER’S RESIDENT JFK EXPERT REVISITS THE PRESIDENT’S ASSASSINATION FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF OVER 19,000 FILES THIS YEAR AND DISPELS THE “LONE NUT” THEORY ONCE AND FOR ALL. For almost six decades now,...
HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder
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HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder

HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space.  Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have...
Sex Workers Tell All
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Sex Workers Tell All

Reddit: Birthplace of memes and home of the greatest off-the-record confessions on the internet. Last time we dipped into the well, it was celeb sex encounters; this time we’re after the funniest and...
Everything Butt
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Everything Butt

Fan conventions are everywhere these days. From Japanese anime to The Big Lebowski, just about every niche interest imaginable offers some sort of forum for likeminded people to get together and geek out with...
Jeffrey Epstein’s Predictable Demise
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Jeffrey Epstein’s Predictable Demise

The only “conspiracy” involves public officials who don’t give a damn about our country’s inmate suicide epidemic. After convicted pedophile and accused sex trafficker...
The Best Medicine
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The Best Medicine

Guess what? Heart attacks are no fun. But almost dying is no reason to stop living, especially if the path to better health is paved with sweet sex.  We recently discovered some surprising advice for...
Guest Service
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Guest Service

Some ideas make so much sense that you wonder how no one thought of it sooner. Like KFC’s paradigm-smashing Double Down sandwich, certain pairings are nothing short of perfection— sodium coma...
Horror Of Horrors! Does Art Imitate Life?
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Horror Of Horrors! Does Art Imitate Life?

People often say, “The darkest hour is just before the dawn.” If that’s true, then the dawn is overdue. It doesn’t take a sociologist to see that...
Huawei: Bad Apple or Savvy?
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Huawei: Bad Apple or Savvy?

The president has singled out a cutting-edge Chinese electronics firm as a threat to national security. President Donald Trump’s trade war with China is nothing more than another...
The Orgy Dome
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The Orgy Dome

For the uninitiated, an event like Burning Man assumes an almost larger-than-life mythology. The costumes, the drugs, the desert, the drugs— every story you hear is crazier and more surreal than the one...
Meet the New Girl: Daphne Dare, Renaissance Babe
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Meet the New Girl: Daphne Dare, Renaissance Babe

Daphne Dare is a woman of many talents, both in front of and behind the camera—sometimes at the same time. In addition to her growing list of credits in such...
Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty
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Sam Richardson: Comic Royalty

If you’ve watched a comedy in the last five years, there’s a decent chance Sam Richardson was in it. Iconic TV shows like Arrested Development, The...
Lingerie Lesbian Fun
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Lingerie Lesbian Fun

10 Frilly Fillies Strip Down and Get Off Yes, we know; with winter approaching and temperatures dropping, most people are concerned with adding layers of clothing, rather than stripping them off. But if you...
HUSTLER Classic: A Big Moment for Equality
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HUSTLER Classic: A Big Moment for Equality

With its April ’75 issue, HUSTLER struck a blow for racial equality in a big way.  Actually, if you want to get technical, two big ways: the left one...
HUSTLER Classic: What Happened in Vegas
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HUSTLER Classic: What Happened in Vegas

America’s Magazine gives its readers a stiff shot of gender fluidity The trans community has made great strides toward acceptance and recognition in recent years, with...
Amber Lynn’s Autobiography Will Be About ‘Personal Self-Acceptance’
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Amber Lynn’s Autobiography Will Be About ‘Personal Self-Acceptance’

“The book is going to be about my life. Not just my life and times in the adult business,” XXX legend...
Astrid Star: Military Grade Hottie
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Astrid Star: Military Grade Hottie

Before Astrid Star entered the adult industry, where she has served up hot scenes in numerous XXX titles including Anal Depraved and Nurse Orgy, she served our nation in...
Dani Daniels AKA Wonder Woman
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Dani Daniels AKA Wonder Woman

Powerhouse Dani Daniels is an adult superstar, entrepreneur, artist and talk show host. We spend a day on the set of her new Amazon hit, Dinner With Dani, to hear tales about...
HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Knots Pictorial
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HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Knots Pictorial

America’s Magazine got especially twisted with this 1979 gem Ever feel like your stomach is in knots? Not a great feeling, huh?  Yeah, well imagine how...