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HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl
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HUSTLER Classic: Golden Girl

Never mind little green men; when it comes to space aliens, we’ll take a hot gold babe any day! The October ’82 HUSTLER had no shortage of notable photo-spreads. There was Shirley, the...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part II
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part II

Can’t get enough of hot chicks getting naked and nasty in the great outdoors? We can’t either! And that’s why, hot on the heels of our photo-feature...
Maitland Ward: From Boy Meets World to XXX
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Maitland Ward: From Boy Meets World to XXX

If it’s rare for adult-industry performers to make the jump to a mainstream entertainment career, it’s perhaps even more unusual for mainstream actors to...
HUSTLER Classic: Copping to a Sad Fact
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HUSTLER Classic: Copping to a Sad Fact

HUSTLER’s conflicts with the legal system have been well-documented over the decades, but the relationship between America’s Magazine and the authorities hasn’t always been...
HUSTLER Classic: Showered With, Umm, Affection?
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HUSTLER Classic: Showered With, Umm, Affection?

Well, this is one way to make a splash, for sure.  The June ’86 HUSTLER was particularly dripping with sexuality thanks to the pictorial “Golden...
New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020
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New Year’s Sex Resolutions: Going Hard Into 2020

There’s always a sense of introspection when the end of another year comes around, but the end of a decade—and the beginning of a new one—is even more...
2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn, Part II

We’re back with Part II of our year-end/rear-end roundup, and the votes are in: Social-media discrimination against sex workers can go suck a bag of dicks. But it’s not all...
2019: The Year in Sex and Porn
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2019: The Year in Sex and Porn

’Tis the season for sober reflection and musings on the year that was … but frankly we’ve had just about enough of Trump, Taylor Swift and the impending ecological apocalypse. In...
HUSTLER Classic: Birth of the Beaver Hunt
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HUSTLER Classic: Birth of the Beaver Hunt

In July 1976, America was very much occupied with commemorating the birth of the nation with its Bicentennial celebration. As it turns out, America’s...
Ryan Taylor: All Hail Queen Beaver!
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Ryan Taylor: All Hail Queen Beaver!

What a cause for celebration this week has been; in addition to the holidays bringing warmth and cheer to people everywhere, HUSTLER readers learned yesterday that a new Beaver of...
Rejoice, Your New Beaver of the Year Is Here!
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Rejoice, Your New Beaver of the Year Is Here!

Democracy in America might seem to be on some pretty shaky ground these days, but if there’s one arena where you know your vote will always count, it’s...
A Christmas Gangbang
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A Christmas Gangbang

Did Santa come and go once again this year without bringing you that hot group-sex experience you asked for? Don’t worry; we have you covered. ’Twas a gangbang on Christmas, but ladies come first, ’cause...
Lingerie Lovedolls
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Lingerie Lovedolls

What’s better than a hot chick stripped down to her lacy intimates? A hot chick ditching her dainty duds to get down to some serious action, of course! Strap in and enjoy the ride as Riley Reid and more...
Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions
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Hot Streams: Porn Stars Reveal Their Binge-Worthy Obsessions

Riley Nicks discusses her Lynch-happy playlist, and Cherie DeVille tells the whole Bluth about her Arrested Development fixation. RILEY NICKS In...
Kinky Kittens: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up a Fetish Frenzy
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Kinky Kittens: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up a Fetish Frenzy

Modern life can be punishing. Increasingly merciless job demands. Hellish commutes. Bitter partisanship that turns Americans against each other. Why not take a...
HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun
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HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun

Well, there was nothing over-complimentary about this particular puff piece. Censors and hypocrites aren’t the only targets that HUSTLER has taken aim at virtually since its...
Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You
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Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You

In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they...
HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky
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HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky

Talk about an animal attraction.  Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the...
Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look
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Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look

Kendall Jenner, a HUSTLER reader?  That might be overstating things a bit, but it does seem that the model and Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality...
T4MH7E London, UK - April 15, 2019: Extinction Rebellion campaigners barricade at Oxford Circus, The campaigners blocked Oxford Circus, Marble Arch, Piccadil
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The End of the World as We Know it

Do You Feel Fine? What would you do if a doctor told you that you were almost certain to die from cancer unless it was treated immediately? Some might, reasonably, seek a second...
Isn’t it Romantic?
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Isn’t it Romantic?

Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place...