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Short-Haired Sexpots: HUSTLER Honeys, Close-Cropped and Red-Hot
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Short-Haired Sexpots: HUSTLER Honeys, Close-Cropped and Red-Hot

Long, flowing locks are great, but a sexy babe with a close-cropped hairdo is a special treat indeed. Check...
HUSTLER Classic: Sasha Grey’s Criminally Hot Spread
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HUSTLER Classic: Sasha Grey’s Criminally Hot Spread

If loving this Sasha Grey photo-shoot for HUSTLER is a crime, then lock us up and throw away the key.  Following her entry into porn, Grey became one of...
HUSTLER Classic: A Date With Destiny
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HUSTLER Classic: A Date With Destiny

HUSTLER has long been a beacon not just of sexual celebration, but of racial inclusion and diversity. Notably, the interracial photo-spread “Butch: A Black Stud and His Georgia...
Kinky Kittens Part II: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up Another Fetish Frenzy
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Kinky Kittens Part II: HUSTLER Honeys Whip Up Another Fetish Frenzy

Ropes, chains, skintight rubber bodysuits, blindfolds…if there’s one group that knows how to work the...
HUSTLER Classic: Anna Nicole Smith Milks It for America’s Magazine
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HUSTLER Classic: Anna Nicole Smith Milks It for America’s Magazine

During her career as a model and actress, Anna Nicole Smith was primarily known for her work in front of the...
Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!
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Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!

Don’t let the name deceive you—Brooklyn Gray is anything but drab. Though still new to the industry, this 20-year-old XXX phenom, who arrived on the porn...
Theotis Beasley: From Preteen Skate Nerd to Globetrotting Shred-Master
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Theotis Beasley: From Preteen Skate Nerd to Globetrotting Shred-Master

Once a young skating prodigy from Inglewood, California, Theotis Beasley now travels the planet as a...
Howie Gordon: XXX in Hindsight
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Howie Gordon: XXX in Hindsight

As Richard Pacheco, he was a big star during the Golden Age of Porn. And with his massive memoir, he might now be the era’s chief historian. The Golden Age of Porn was a relatively brief...
HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Does Australia
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HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Does Australia

Deidre Holland doesn’t come from the Land Down Under, but she managed to make a significant cultural contribution to the continent in 1990 anyway. ...
In Praise of Streaking
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In Praise of Streaking

Remember the Instagram model who flashed her breasts at Houston Astros pitcher Gerrit Cole during Game 5 of the World Series? Say what you will about this cheap publicity stunt, those boobs are now...
The Kominsky Method Loves Amber Lynn
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The Kominsky Method Loves Amber Lynn

Fans of the Netflix comedy The Kominsky Method, which returned for its second season on October 25, received an extra-special treat as they caught up with Sandy Kominsky, Norman...
Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood
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Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood

How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty? HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was recently packed with eager fans as XXX superstar...
Celeb Skin: Stars Who Stripped
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Celeb Skin: Stars Who Stripped

Move over J.Lo and company. We’re not interested in celebrities doing impressions of strippers—we want the real thing. And none of that Hollywood burlesque nonsense either. It’s pole...
Group Masturbation: The Healing Touch?
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Group Masturbation: The Healing Touch?

In this age of steamed vaginas and Goop, no manner of new age hoo-ha should come as a surprise anymore. Rejuvenating beluga placenta facial mask? Here’s my credit card number!...
About Her Emails
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About Her Emails

How Donald Trump and the media played you for fools…and still do. “This is bigger than Watergate!” 2016 Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised. “We have only seen the tip of the...
The Endless Insanity of War
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The Endless Insanity of War

Syria is yet another country where an active U.S. military presence violates our constitution. Sending troops to war, to be killed and kill others, ought to be a big deal. That’s why the...
Hot Letters
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Hot Letters

The Sex Diet  I’m passionate about food. My favorite? Warm chocolate sauce dribbled in swirls up Liza’s thighs, topped by a mound of whipped cream in her pussy. Honey’s nice too. And I enjoy capping...
Location, Location, Location! The Best and Worst Sex Spots, According to Porn Stars
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Location, Location, Location! The Best and Worst Sex Spots, According to Porn Stars

Looking to move your sex life out of the bedroom? Heed these words of advice from those in the know. Ask to...
Wet, Hot & Naked: HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time
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Wet, Hot & Naked: HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

When we were kids, bath time was a hated ritual that was only made bearable by the toys we were allowed to bring into the tub with us. As adults,...
HUSTLER Classic: Tera, Tera, Tera!
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HUSTLER Classic: Tera, Tera, Tera!

Allow Tera Patrick to lift you—or at least part of you, anyway—out of the post-holiday doldrums with this white-hot blast from the past. The holidays are over, the decorations...
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Sodiq Yusuff: UFC’s ‘Super’ Man Is Here to Throw Down

With his crowd-pleasing style and killer skills, the Contender Series veteran is becoming one of the leading lights of MMA’s wave of Nigerian fighters....