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Dale Bozzio: Life Is So Strange
Nearly 40 years after finding stardom, the trend-setting Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) is still rocking, with a new album and autobiography on the way—and...
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy
In many parts of the country, it’s that time of year again—that brief but fattening season when you can’t even do your grocery shopping without gangs of...
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Sex Doll Protocol
If you pay attention to international news, then you’ll occasionally catch a stark reminder or three of why Canada is not the bucolic Northern paradise you once imagined. Canada can be racist. Canada can be...
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Girl Meets Porn
It says a lot about the state of the entertainment industrial complex that an actor on a not-unpopular network TV show can leave mainstream behind to make more money and find greater fulfillment working in...
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Highs and Lows
You know what they say: Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And in pursuit of the almighty orgasm, you better believe that ingenuity has a way of flourishing in the face of obstacles. Obviously great sex...
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The Secret Language of Women
“Do you know who tells the truth? Drunks and children.” This all-too-true gem, dispensed by Erika Jayne from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 9, Episode 20), is undeniably...
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Let Prisoners Vote
It’s time to end yet another discriminatory stain still lingering from the Civil War. The Republican Party’s War on Voting is on track for appalling new heights (actually depths) in 2020. But the...
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Make These Words Go Away
Dating is hard enough as it is without having to keep up with the ever-evolving and dignity-crushing lexicon of words that arise out of misguided necessity. Like, did I really need a word to capture...
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2019 Was a Good Year for Sex
We live in a golden age of entertainment. Say what you will about the endless barrage of crappy remakes, superhero movie after superhero movie and the living nightmare that is Star Wars...
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China Outsmarts Trump
The President believed he could dictate trade terms with the Communist nation, but he underestimated its economic clout. Like it or not, the People’s Republic of China will soon have the world’s...
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HUSTLER Classic: Come on Barbee, Get Real Barfy
HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken seriously. Sometimes getting all dolled up has nothing to do with...
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Bucking Cowgirls: HUSTLER Honeys Saddle Up for a Sexy Ride
When it comes to a good time, these babes aren’t horsing around—or are they? Either way, the hot-to-trot beauties below will leave you...
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HUSTLER Classic: Rubber the Right Way
The future can be a scary thing to contemplate. But sometimes, if you gaze into the crystal ball with just the right eyes, it can also be a quite sexy proposition. With its...
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So You Want to Throw an Orgy?
A practical and emotional guide to planning a group sex session. Having group sex with one’s partner might seem like an enticing—and simple enough—proposition, but there is much...
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: A Busty Brunette Bonanza!
Yes, it’s Wednesday, smack dab in the middle of the workweek, and if you’re like most people, you can’t even see Friday on the horizon at this...
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HUSTLER Classic: This Shoot Is Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Sometimes a banana is just a banana. And other times it’s definitely a stand-in for a big, fat cock. Case in point for the latter instance: The April ’86...
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Making Beautiful Music: HUSTLER Honeys Hit All the Right Notes
Lily Figuera: Full Exposure (September ’13 HUSTLER) With a plucky young thing like Lily, what guy...
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HUSTLER Classic: Go to Hell!
Typically, HUSTLER is in the habit of serving its readers a little slice of heaven with every sexy girl-spread. But that doesn’t mean America’s Magazine doesn’t get a little devilish...
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Ashlee Evans-Smith: MMA’s Model Ass-Kicker
After proving her prowess in the cage, UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith is stepping into the limelight with a burgeoning acting career and a growing modeling...
