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A HUSTLER Mother’s Day MILF Parade
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A HUSTLER Mother’s Day MILF Parade

M is for the mammaries so lovely / O is for the orgasms—we moaned… It’s Mother’s Day, and what better way to celebrate—after getting your mom some flowers...
MILF Mania
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MILF Mania

If you frequently visit XXX sites (come on, be honest—we all do), then you have no doubt come across the acronym MILF. It stands for “Mother I’d like to fuck.” Now, it’s not always literal. Most...
HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass
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HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass

Meet Muffy, the perfect, boner-inducing embodiment of the era of preppies and yuppies. Ah, the ’80s—the era of preppies and yuppies, when flashy fashion, conspicuous...
XXX Star Rebel Lynn on How Porn Saved Her Life
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XXX Star Rebel Lynn on How Porn Saved Her Life

Rebel Lynn’s childhood was no Norman Rockwell portrait of familial bliss. Far from it. During a recent interview with HUSTLERMagazine.com, XXX actress...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 8: Take It to the Rim
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 8: Take It to the Rim

Our XXX-perts get their tongues wagging for a cheeky guide to eating ass.  We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve seen a lot...
HUSTLER Classic: Serious Four-Play
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HUSTLER Classic: Serious Four-Play

Well, this photo-shoot definitely hails from before this modern age of social distancing.  The June ‘03 HUSTLER was particularly packed with pussy, thanks to the pictorial...
Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time
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Sex in Lockdown: A Spanking-Good Time

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
HUSTLER Biker Babes
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HUSTLER Biker Babes

Get ready to spend some time with the hottest things on two wheels. Hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride! Tanya: Seeing Stars (Anniversary ’17 HUSTLER) Shae Snow: One Wild Ride (July...
HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble
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HUSTLER Classic: Double Bubble Trouble

Come on in, the water’s fine. And so are the two ladies frolicking in it. With the coronavirus pandemic continuing to wreak havoc worldwide, we would like to remind you that...
Down ‘N’ Dirty Diva
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Down ‘N’ Dirty Diva

Margaret Cho doesn’t give a shit. She says what she thinks and means what she says, and fuck you to anyone who has a problem with that. The Drop Dead Diva  star just wrapped her critically acclaimed...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 7: Tap That App!
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 7: Tap That App!

How to use hookup and dating apps the right way.  We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve always been at the cutting edge of...
HUSTLER Classic: Sunny Side Up
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HUSTLER Classic: Sunny Side Up

Before her Bollywood fame, Sunny Leone’s star power lit up the pages of America’s Magazine. Hey, could you use some fresh air, sunshine and a hot chick right now?  Yeah, we...
Sex in Lockdown: Fuck the One You’re With
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Sex in Lockdown: Fuck the One You’re With

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has....
Killer Bawdy
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Killer Bawdy

How sexual folklorist Dixie De La Tour is elevating dirty talk to an art form with her Bawdy Storytelling podcast. You want stories?  Dixie De La Tour has stories.  “In the beginning...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part IV
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part IV

At this point, with many of us heading into a solid straight month of lockdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, it probably feels like you’ve forgotten what...
HUSTLER History: A Very Sick Parody
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HUSTLER History: A Very Sick Parody

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and is not to be taken seriously.  If nothing else, this will at least remind us that we’ve faced health crises before...
Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game
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Josie Cotton: B-Girl on Her A-Game

Right on cue for this Twilight Zone age, the “Johnny, Are You Queer?” chanteuse is back with a reissue of her classic Invasion of the B-Girls album. In these days of...
HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie
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HUSTLER Classic: Homebody Hottie

Feeling a little antsy from being cooped up? Take a cue from this September ’80 Honey, who made the most out of lazy days at home. Hanging out at home with nothing to...
Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked
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Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...
Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute
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Red-Hot Redheads: A Photo Tribute

No doubt about it, these are unusual times we’re living in. As we wait out this difficult era, why not bide the time by admiring another unusual—though far more...
HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn
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HUSTLER Classic: The Crack of Dawn

Some folks are morning people, and others just aren’t. But the November ’80 issue of HUSTLER offered readers a Dawn that even the most dyed-in-the-wool night owl would...