This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX
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The Divine Danica Dillon
HUSTLER VIDEO: BARELY LEGAL #109, THIS AIN’T AVATAR XXX & BARELY LEGAL ALL GIRL TOY PARTY. As an outspoken champion of family values and the Christian faith, I know a lot more about pornography than most people would suspect, so it takes a lot to impress me. But my prolific loins—four kids and counting!—were greatly...
Axel Braun’s Farmer Girls
WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.STARRING: RILEY STEELE, KATRINA JADE, VALENTINA NAPPI, MILEY MAY, A.J. APPLEGATE, SCARLET RED, WILL POWERS, JAY CREW, ERIC JOHN, ALEC KNIGHT & EVAN STONE. As far as sexual tropes go, farm girls haven’t been terribly refreshing since The Beverly Hillbillies premiered in 1962—Elly May Clampett stepped onto the small screen with her bra-busting rack...
The Cum Exchange Vol. 2
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: WILLIAM H. STARRING: MEGAN RAIN, ADRIANA CHECHIK, CINDY STARFALL, KAYLANI LEI, DANI DANIELS, CHERIE DEVILLE, ABELLA DANGER, ANIKKA ALBRITE, MICK BLUE, JAMES DEEN, MANUEL FERRARA & PRINCE YAHSHUA. As drought conditions continue to plague California, The Cum Exchange Vol. 2’s devotion to recycling precious fluids and developing alternate hydration methods...
My Step Mom Likes Girls
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: RICK DAVIS. STARRING: VIVIE DELMONICO, NATASHA VOYA, BRANDY ANISTON, MISHA CROSS, EVA ANGELINA, ADRIANA SEPHORA, VYXEN STEEL, ALEX TANNER, KACY LANE & JESSICA RYAN. If you’re of the mind-set that the family that lays together stays together, rejoice: My Step Mom Likes Girls vigorously fucks the knothole in the family tree, graphically...
Big Wet Breasts 2
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: WILLIAM H. STARRING:AUGUST AMES, CASSIDY BANKS, ASHLEY ADAMS, KATRINA JADE, JAMES DEEN, ERIK EVERHARD, MANUEL FERRARA & CHRIS STROKES. Tits. Mammary glands. Sweater puppies. They kept you alive as a kid, when you were sucking on Mom’s nips, and chances are you still can’t live without them. Big Wet Breasts 2...
Ass Transit
WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: LOS SCANDALOUS. STARRING: NATALIA STARR, ANASTASIA BLACK, ARIA ALEXANDER, ASHLEY ADAMS, CAMILLE LIXX, KARMEN BELLA, BRAD KNIGHT, DAMON DICE, WESTON WHITE & STEVE RODGERS. For the vast unwashed masses, sexual experiences on public transportation involve watching a veiny-titted crack whore suck a homeless dude’s dick on the back seat of a Metro...
Bush Supporter
HUSTLER VIDEO. STARRING: KIMBERLY GATES, CARMELLA SANTIAGO, KACI STARR, RENAE CRUZ, HARUKA, T.J. CUMMINGS, AARON WILCOX, ALEX GONZ, SERGIO, JOHN STRONG & VALENTINO. BUSH SUPPORTER Grab your pith helmet and polish your meat machete; Bush Supporter will take you on an expedition through Crotch Jungle, where the women are as untamed as the thick thatches...
My First Nuru Massage
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER. STARRING: TEGAN SUMMERS, CHLOE FOSTER, CHLOE AMOUR, AILEK, ASHDEN WELLS, EVAN STONE, BILLY GLIDE, MARCO BANDERAS, OTTO BAUER & TOMMY GUNN. It’s all about slipping and sliding, stripping and sex-providing in My First Nuru Massage, an erotic paean to the art of lubing and frottage. The video kicks off with...
DP Masters 2
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: RYAN CONNER, KENDALL KARSON, KAYLANI LEI, MORGAN LEE, CHRIS STROKES, MARK WOOD & JULES JORDAN. It’s nice to see that some people are still devoted to perfecting a craft, like the dedicated fuckers of DP Masters 2, who toil to hone their skills at penetrating shitpit and baby-shooter...
Breakin In
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: RICK DAVIS. STARRING: DAKOTA SKYE, CHANELL HEART, JASMINE CARO, CHLOE FOSTER, ASH HOLLYWOOD, MARK ZANE, KEVIN JULES, ALAN STAFFORD, RYAN DRILLER & RYAN MCLANE. The last home intruder I encountered ended up with a load of lead and a hole where one was never intended to be. Breakin In deals with other...
Barely Legal Troop 69
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Girlfriends
WICKED PICTURES. DIRECTOR: STORMY DANIELS. STARRING: CASEY CALVERT, SCARLET RED, AJ APPLEGATE, SASHA HEART, AUGUST AMES & LILY CADE. An all-holes, no-poles exploration of female- on-female desire, Girlfriends splits the difference between feature-film ambitions and porn-flick carnality. Unfortunately, while the splits on display here are pretty enticing, the jackoff-all-trades approach might lead to a masturbation of...
Black Heat 3
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: ANYA IVY, LISA TIFFIAN, CHANELL HEART, CASSIDY BANKS, MANUEL FERRARA, BILL BAILEY & RAMON NOMAR. If you find yourself asking for a second helping of dark meat at Thanksgiving dinner, Black Heat 3 is the tasty, sumptuous slice you’re craving. Delectable ebony flesh abounds in this offering, starting...
Granny Fucks Her Godson
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER. STARRING: ERICA LAUREN, SYREN DE MER, LUNA AZUL, KAREN SUMMER, LEILANI LEI, CODY LEWIS, RICHIE CALHOUN, BRAD KNIGHT, RION KING & RICHIE BLACK. Turned on by the thought of crepe-skinned, brittle-boned women sucking young cock and taking a deep dicking until their crow’s-feet are doused with jizz? Pull the shades...
Republican Candidate Wife Swap
No matter how you’re inclined in the voting booth, you’ll take a dick-for-brains position on all issues concerning these red-hot political spouses. Good ol’ Republican family values like cheating and philandering are on full display, from every beautiful cock-gobbling, pussy-fucking angle. Thankfully, these ladies are totally pro-choice when it comes to the right to bone....
Mommy Loves a Missionary
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: MARC X. STARRING: JESSICA RYAN, DANICA DILLON, OLIVIA AUSTIN, ALEXIS GRACE, SARAH JESSIE, TYLER NIXON, VAN WYLDE, BRADLEY REMINGTON, JAKE JACE & VINCE VALE. MOMMY LOVES A MISSIONARY In olden times, missionaries were oft thrust into boiling pots by brutal savages. As Mommy Loves a Missionary proves, these days they’re more likely...
Screaming Assgasms! Vol. 3
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: WILLIAM H. STARRING: MORGAN LEE, ROMI RAIN, MANDY MUSE, KARMEN KARMA, MICK BLUE, RAMON NOMAR & PRINCE YAHSHUA SCREAMING ASSGASMS! VOL. 3 Let us ponder the human ass for a moment. It’s a nasty bit of anatomy, whose primary reason for being is to excrete noxious waste from a tiny opening...
Barely Legal Girl Power
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Real Estate Sex
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: ED NOVA. STARRING: JESSICA RYAN, MISSY MARTINEZ, EVILYN FIERCE, ALYSSA BRANCH, CHLOE AMOUR, NIKKI PEYTON, LAYLA SIN, ERIC MASTERSON, DICK CHIBBLES, BRADLEY REMINGTON, RICHIE CALHOUN, AARON WILCOXXX & ANGEL. America’s housing crisis becomes so much more palatable when filtered through the erotic prism of Real Estate Sex. Latina sexpot Missy Martinez makes...
Young & Glamorous 8
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: KARLEE GREY, MARLEY BRINX, ALEXIS ADAMS, MEGAN RAIN, MANUEL Any guy who spent part of his youth ripping the heads off of his sister’s Barbie dolls will appreciate Young & Glamorous 8, a wholesale debasement of lingerie-clad, glammed-up gals who strut their stuff before getting their muffs stuffed...
Barely Legal Southern Belles
HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: OTTO BAUER. STARRING: JENNA REID, ALICE LIGHTHOUSE, LAURA BENTLEY, CHERRY MORGAN, MOLLY MANSON, RICHIE CALHOUN, TONY DE SERGIO, AARON WILCOXXX, EVAN STONE & DERRICK PIERCE. Time will tell if the South rises again. (Spoiler alert: Probably not, until Red State goobers stop voting against their best interests.) But Barely Legal Southern Belles...
Slut Squad
Their mission: To battle sexism, stuffed shirts and boredom. Their weapons: beautiful bodies, loads of tactical experience and boundless imagination. These vixens are proud to call themselves sluts. Together they conquer fat cocks at every turn. If you encounter these beauties, surrender your boners, gentlemen—consider yourself lucky to get licked and fucked into submission. All...
Nutz About Butts 2
JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: RYAN CONNER, ABBY LEE BRAZIL, KELSI MONROE, KARMEN KARMA, MR. PETE, BILL BAILEY & RAMON NOMAR. If your motto is “Hit her in the shitter. Stick her in the pooper,” you’ll find an ass-load of joy in Nutz About Butts 2. That said, the hit-or-miss selection of sodomites...
Whipped Ass Volume 15
KINK.COM. DIRECTOR: FIVESTAR. STARRING: CHANEL PRESTON, BRITNEY AMBER, MONA WALES, ROSE RHAPSODY, LORELEI LEE & ALEX CHANCE. There’s no question that Whipped Ass Volume 15 is a prime example of punishment. The real question is, who’s being tormented more, the pain-craving women in the video or the poor viewer? This slap-happy offering suffers from both...
