Young & Glamorous 8
Any guy who spent part of his youth ripping the heads off of his sister’s Barbie dolls will appreciate Young & Glamorous 8, a wholesale debasement of lingerie-clad, glammed-up gals who strut their stuff before getting their muffs stuffed with menacing vigor. This offering suffers from an overabundance of tease footage. Agonizing, pose-heavy minutes pass by in Karlee Grey’s lead-off scene before things kick into high gear. Luckily the proceedings are gratifyingly brutal after that. Ample-titted and freshfaced, Grey is not without her charms, which are thoroughly abused. The stringy-haired, scruffy-faced brute she’s been partnered with slaps her around while giving her tonsils a workout. At one point he wraps his blood-bloated lap adder around her neck in a seeming attempt to strangle her using his cock as a noose. Later he twists her tits until they’re crimson while punishing her twat with his slammer. The punishment parade continues with Marley Brinx, a statuesque brunette who gets her colon plunged so roughly that her hemorrhoids probably had their own hemorrhoids by scene’s end. Megan Rain, who bears a more-than-passing-resemblance to big-screen actress Megan Fox, takes on a pair of steely pricks, gamely choking them down before enduring a DP. Rain spews a Tourette’s-level barrage of filthy talk while her eyeliner streams down her face in rivulets of shame and ecstasy. It’s a pleasingly feral display. Even so, less tease and more sleaze would have helped put Young & Glamorous 8 over the top.