The Cum Exchange Vol. 2
As drought conditions continue to plague California, The Cum Exchange Vol. 2’s devotion to recycling precious fluids and developing alternate hydration methods is admirable. The video’s premise is simple: Each scene delivers a pair of XXX vixens taking a thorough dongdrubbing, after which they regurgitate their partner’s jizz into each other’s yaps like mama birds feeding their young. Three cheers for making every drop count—and it doesn’t hurt that the sex is hot enough to make the viewer stir up his own batch of groin-gruel. Beauties Megan Rain and Adriana Chechik grease each other’s trenches with their tongues before some clown shows up to slobber all over their assholes. Asian sexpots Cindy Starfall and Kaylani Lei team up for a spit-soaked prick-thrashing from celebrity spunksman James Deen. Starfall double-stuffs her word-hole with Deen’s crotchhammer and Lei’s foot in what might be the first documented example of a woman’s mouth being just big enough. But all is not sperm-swapping bliss in this offering: There’s far too much pre-scene tease, and the producers probably should have left Abella Danger at the circus sideshow. But on balance, The Cum Exchange Vol. 2 offers a fair trade for a jackoff’s hard-spent dollar. —P.D.R.