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Man In A White Coat

A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation was lying on a gurney in a hospital hallway. A man in a white coat approached her, lifted up her sheet and visually examined her naked body. He walked away and conferred with another guy in a white coat. The second man approached the patient...
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Sex Work Matters

With 2020 fast approaching and impeachment still a long shot, the Democrats vying to take on Trump are piled higher than a zombie horde out of World War Z. But where are the candidates of substance, who stand for something other than self-interest and special interests? These would-be pretenders to the throne better wake up, because...
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Decrim for the Win!

If anyone deserves a break these days, it’s got to be sex workers. Relentlessly marginalized, demonized and victimized, they are literally fighting for their lives. Yet amidst the onslaught, hope glimmers. And so it is with cautious optimism that we celebrate some of the encouraging developments in the fight to decriminalize sex work. First stop:...
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The Real Fake News: Early Primary Gives Iowans False Impression They Matter

DES MOINES, IA—Despite inclement weather, Iowa residents gather under traditional corn-thatched roofs for what’s become a quadrennial political event as a Hajj of Presidential hopefuls sample local fare, talk policy solutions and pretend to give a fuck about anyone or anything from Iowa. “The corn pudding’s real good this year—the pandering too,” says great patriot...
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The Biggest Little Earner

Former Beaver Hunt babe Alice Little may appear diminutive in size, but the larger-than-life sex worker is a big earner who makes a tidy living in Nevada, where brothels are legal. Starting rate: $2,000. In an article for the Huffington Post, Alice describes herself as a regular gal who chose sex work. And don’t you dare assume she...
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Broken Thumb

A young female golfer’s tee shot sliced badly and hit a man about to take his own shot from an adjoining hole. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground and rolled around in agony. Being a doctor, the woman rushed over to the guy and offered to relieve his pain....
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Cliff and the Nurse

During a checkup, Cliff bragged to his doctor and a nurse that despite being 80 years old, he could still have sex three times a night. After the doctor left, the nurse said, “I hope I’m not being too forward, but I’d love to have sex with you, sir. Let’s go back to my place.”...

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