Who’s Going to Miss Donald Trump?
Question: Who’s going to miss Donald Trump the most after he leaves the White House? Answer: Late-night comedians. ...
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Fred Was Confused
Fred was confused when his doctor prescribed LSD for his constipation. But a few hours later Fred saw a fire-breathing dragon and shit his pants....
Mike and Karen
Mike and his fiancée, Karen, would soon be getting married, so his father sat him down for a little chat. “Son, let me tell you something,” Mike’s dad began. “On my wedding night in the honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, ‘Here, try these on.’ Your mother...
When Joe Died
When Joe died, he went to hell and was immediately taken to a room filled with beautiful, voluptuous blondes and huge kegs of beer. Looking around, Joe saw a demon nearby and cried out, “You call this place hell?! This is my idea of heaven!” “Not so fast, buddy,” the demon hissed. “The kegs all...
Like Father, Like Son
You all remember former Penn State assistant football coach, Jerry Sandusky, who was convicted of diddling young boys? Allow us to refresh your memory. Five years ago Coach Sandusky was outed for a decade’s worth of perverted cock coddling and convicted of a whopping 45 sexual abuse counts. He is now rotting his pedophile paws...
Your Wife And Your Harley?
Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your Harley? Answer: You might let your friends ride your wife. ...
Back of My Pants
Soon after the airliner had reached its cruising altitude, the pilot announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Thank you for flying with us today. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and pleasant flight,” So sit back, relax and…. Omigod!” There was complete silence for a few minutes. Then...
Jeff and Ally
Jeff watched in horror as his wife, Ally, sliced her tee shot through a window of a mansion adjacent to the golf course. “I warned you to be careful,” Jeff sneered. “Now we’ll have to go over there, apologize to the owner and find out how much that lousy drive is gonna cost us.” The...
Man In A White Coat
A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation was lying on a gurney in a hospital hallway. A man in a white coat approached her, lifted up her sheet and visually examined her naked body. He walked away and conferred with another guy in a white coat. The second man approached the patient...
Sex Work Matters
With 2020 fast approaching and impeachment still a long shot, the Democrats vying to take on Trump are piled higher than a zombie horde out of World War Z. But where are the candidates of substance, who stand for something other than self-interest and special interests? These would-be pretenders to the throne better wake up, because...
Decrim for the Win!
If anyone deserves a break these days, it’s got to be sex workers. Relentlessly marginalized, demonized and victimized, they are literally fighting for their lives. Yet amidst the onslaught, hope glimmers. And so it is with cautious optimism that we celebrate some of the encouraging developments in the fight to decriminalize sex work. First stop:...
The Real Fake News: Early Primary Gives Iowans False Impression They Matter
DES MOINES, IA—Despite inclement weather, Iowa residents gather under traditional corn-thatched roofs for what’s become a quadrennial political event as a Hajj of Presidential hopefuls sample local fare, talk policy solutions and pretend to give a fuck about anyone or anything from Iowa. “The corn pudding’s real good this year—the pandering too,” says great patriot...
The Biggest Little Earner
Former Beaver Hunt babe Alice Little may appear diminutive in size, but the larger-than-life sex worker is a big earner who makes a tidy living in Nevada, where brothels are legal. Starting rate: $2,000. In an article for the Huffington Post, Alice describes herself as a regular gal who chose sex work. And don’t you dare assume she...
“Thank you for your service! I haven’t had good service like that in a long time!”
“Thank you for your service! I haven’t had good service like that in a long time!”...
“Oh, wait a minute! Pass those back…that’s my hidden agenda.”
“Oh, wait a minute! Pass those back…that’s my hidden agenda.”...
“We’re moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.”
“We’re moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.”...
“I can’t believe how many idiots think the Earth is flat. Then I remember who’s President and all the fucking morons who voted for him, and it all makes sense.”
“I can’t believe how many idiots think the Earth is flat. Then I remember who’s President and all the fucking morons who voted for him, and it all makes sense.”...
“No, no, Mona Lisa! I want calm, mysterious smile!”
“No, no, Mona Lisa! I want calm, mysterious smile!”...
“WOO-EEE! That’s good white lightnin’!”
“WOO-EEE! That’s good white lightnin’!”...
“Can you teach him to lick my balls?”
“Can you teach him to lick my balls?”...
“We sent our son to a Christian gay conversion camp. When he came home, he promised that he was straight…a week later he hanged himself.”
“We sent out son to a Christian gay conversion camp. When he came home, he promised that he was straight…a week later he hanged himself.”...
Broken Thumb
A young female golfer’s tee shot sliced badly and hit a man about to take his own shot from an adjoining hole. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground and rolled around in agony. Being a doctor, the woman rushed over to the guy and offered to relieve his pain....
