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Sex Superstars: Bewitching Brunettes

Back in our January issue HUSTLER featured Part One of our “Sex Superstars” series: “Blond Bombshells.” We labored long and hard over our selections and, in fact, almost came to fisticuffs over differing opinions. For some reason we thought it would be easier to select the most popular dark-haired beauties of the past decade. For...

Tavia

“I can do a lot more than just pose and look good for the camera. Before I became a model, I started my own remodeling business, and I taught myself everything by watching YouTube videos and connecting with other professional painters and contractors. I can really learn anything as long...

Nadia & Pier

“This is my first time with you,” Nadia taunts Pier. “What are you going to do to make sure it isn’t my last?” Pier lunges for a kiss, but Nadia blocks his advance. “I’ve got more than one hole,” the teasing shrew continues. “Are you man enough to satisfy every...

Scarlett Alexis

“I’ve definitely become a healthier, happier person since joining the adult industry. In the time I’ve been in the porn business, I’ve made a lot of changes for the good. I’m much more focused on my health, which benefits me physically and mentally. The biggest things I’ve learned from this...

Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

For this fan-banging XXX phenomenon, dirty talk is a love language and orgasms are a way of life. She may be a romantic at heart, but make no mistake: Millie Morgan is a certified sex machine.  A former high school mascot who likes her nipple play rough and missionary with lots of eye contact, Millie...

Gooning: A Wellness Guide

Good health to gooners and goonettes! HUSTLERMagazine.com presents a hardcore fitness-forward checklist for porn’s most loyal disciples. Snicker all you want, but “getting dumb for porn” is hard work. Such is the dedication of gooners and goonettes, whose near-fanatical devotion to all things porn and the perverse makes the rest of us look like fumbling...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 5

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist. Judging from the collection of breathtaking HUSTLER Honeys below, we’d have to say that’s true. Yes, pink will always be our favorite color, and with all of the loin-stirring physical attributes these babes are flaunting, their eyes might not be first thing you’d...

Romancing the Rear

How anal sex could serve as a backdoor pathway to greater intimacy in your relationship. Anal sex was once one of those exploratory affairs men tried to persuade the missus into with a long night of pleading and a lot of luck. After all, ass play just wasn’t just going to happen miraculously on, say,...

Shygirl: How I Spent My Brat Summer

The genre-melding artist behind “F*Me” talks pushing musical boundaries, touring with Charli XCX and the power of saying no. If you encounter Blane Muise or her music in the wild, you would not guess that she goes by the moniker Shygirl. Some of her best songs include “Shlut,” “Coochie (A Bedtime Story)” and the new...

Meeting Between the Lines

Figuring out whether a woman is into him can be one of the most daunting tasks a guy will ever face. Join us as the ladies explain how to determine if they’re interested. Trying to determine with any level of accuracy whether a woman is into you is inarguably one of the most daunting tasks...

Airtight Angels

Triple the pleasure, triple the ecstasy! For these ambitious XXX beauties, getting three holes stuffed at once is a fulfilling experience indeed. When we think of “being stuffed,” our minds often conjure the bloated-belly feeling after a delicious meal, but for some amazing XXX starlets, the phrase has a different connotation—GOING AIRTIGHT! HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with...

I don’t know, Jesus…

“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”...

Dildo Darlings 12: Beaver Hunt Edition

No penis? No problem! These beauties from the pages of HUSTLER’s legendary Beaver Hunt section have the toys to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. And why not share in that satisfaction? With that in mind, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving darlings. Tiffany Cream Betty Sage Barbi Adina Yasmine...

McKenzie

Roanoke, Virginia, was originally called Big Lick, a tidbit worth mentioning as we showcase this lickable resident: “feisty, lovable and always cheerful” McKenzie. “Being in HUSTLER means a lot to me,” the 22-year-old singing, dancing and networking buff declares. “It could help me start a career as a nude model....

Akira May

“I wish to be appear in HUSTLER so I can introduce myself to many Americans,” declares Akira May, 27, from Budapest, Hungary. “I’m a friendly, polite and conscientious gym nut. Working out keeps me fit and toned, and it’s a fantastic stress reliever.” The 5-foot-7 selfies and Thai massage aficionada...

Ava Grace

“I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER because I love the magazine and admire Larry Flynt,” states Ava Grace, 28, from Youngstown, Ohio. “I’m grateful for the opportunity to show off my body and let people know what I’m all about.” For starters, Ava describes herself as “compassionate, funny, generous...

The Naughty Vegan

“There is no taming this wild child,” proclaims The Naughty Vegan, 24, an exotic dancer who ardently embraces the lifestyle that excludes animal products. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle in everything I do.” That includes nude...

Taylor

“If I could be naked all the time, I probably would if it weren’t for society and its narrowminded views,” declares Taylor, 23, a “sweet, caring, bi-curious and happily married” exotic dancer out of Raleigh, North Carolina. “Then again, with everyone and their brother letting it all hang out as...

Mercedes

Despite the recent downsizing of our venerable coozefest, we’ve squeezed in this “party girl and sex kitten” from Kokomo, Hawaii, for a compact encore. Like HUSTLER and the USA, Mercedes—who’s been flaunting her 5-foot-6 chassis here since 2007—has her birthday celebrations in July. But the Lil Wayne, UB40, shopping and...

Kat Chase & Kimora Quin

“One piece of sexual advice that I wish someone had told me sooner: Do not be afraid to ask for what you want. I’ve always been a sexual person, and I like to explore kink and domination. I love, love, love watching porn, especially rough and messy sex. I personally...

Apocalypse, Now? Let’s Fuck!

Yes, between climate change and societal upheaval, it might feel like we’re spiraling toward the end times—but who’s to say we can’t dive into the devastation dick-first? Before renowned physicist Stephen Hawking shuffled off this mortal coil in 2018, he predicted the world would end within the next thousand years, as sinister developments like the...

Load Warriors

When it comes to taking loads of jizz, it’s the more, the merrier for these semen-savoring beauties. Adult performers aren’t afraid to get dirty (clearly), and when it comes to, well… cum, more is never an issue for these three jizz-loving actresses. HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with the following lovely load-lovers about their personal records with taking...

Cubbi Thompson: Revenge of the Nerd

She’s rated triple-X, but this geek-tastic adult performer is as nerdy as they come—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Sexy. Smoldering. Sweater kittens for days. Porn star Cubbi Thompson is all these things and more—so much more. Whether she’s mastering her lightsaber technique or brushing up on spells, Cubbi is a sex goddess...

Valentina Nappi

“I’ve mainly worked in the United States, but I’ve also performed all over Europe and in my home country, Italy. Most of my fan base are Italians, but in Italy there isn’t a lot of porn work. There are a few productions, but people sometimes are ashamed of their sexuality,...

Bondage Beavers

Ready to have a knotty, naughty time? Today we’re combing through HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt section for a look at nudes-next-door with a taste for the kinky things in life. Whether it’s with ropes, handcuffs or some other type of restraining device, these babes are bound to please! Christi Kellie Catalina Karma Morianna Samara Mae...

When the Sex Gets Hairy

According to a recent survey, a third of women will decline to get busy if they haven’t shaved their legs. We clear through the brush to get to the root of this prickly topic. For most guys, anxiety mounts before they roll over to inquire if the missus is in the mood to be enthusiastically...

On the Road (Again) With Ms. Nacke

Of bondage belts and frequent flyer miles: the happy, hectic life of a traveling pro domme. She’s a gorgeous goth porn star who loves group scenes and supersized dongs, but Ms. Nacke is happiest when punishing her subs with a detailed enema tutorial. A stone-cold babe with badass bangs and an attitude to match, Ms....

Phubbing Up the Relationship

How an obsession with smartphones and social media could be creating a serious disconnect in your sex life. Despite the oft-held belief that technology is a powerful tool for connecting the population, the rise of social media has become one of the greatest cockblockers of modern times. It’s just different out there now.  “There’s no...

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