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Project 2025: Democracy’s Demise

Trump repeatedly disavowed Project 2025 during his presidential campaign. Well, Donald Trump repeatedly lied! He was worried that association with the Heritage Foundation’s far-right manifesto would hurt his chances of winning in November. But once elected, he wasted no time in naming to key positions at least nine Project 2025 architects and contributors, notable among...

Leya Desantis

“Just because I look girly and like to get dolled up in lingerie, a lot of guys think that they have to be gentle with me and treat me delicately in bed. Wrong! Don’t be afraid to go a little wild. Trust me, I can handle it. Fuck me and...

Riley Reign

“Before getting into porn, I had a lot of different jobs—everything from selling ice cream to working as a chemist in a lab. The adult industry is hands-down my favorite job so far. I love the freedom it gives me, and I really enjoy the positive feedback I receive. I...

Anne

“I may be submissive, but do not think that I am reserved,” Anne asserts in her rich Czech accent. “The Old World had such uncreative views of sex, but times have changed. If I want to be tied up and have my brains fucked out, that’s my right.” The liberated...

Asshole of the Month: Russell Vought

When Trump was campaigning last year, he disavowed any connection with Project 2025, the manifesto of far-right fever dreams hatched by the Heritage Foundation and veterans of Trump’s first term. He knew that Project 2025 proposed a mission so radical and sweeping— kneecapping or dismantling almost the entire federal government—that it would alarm most Americans...

Ellie Ames

“Appearing in HUSTLER offered an incredible opportunity that I couldn’t pass up,” says Ellie Ames, 38, from Omaha, Nebraska. “Such chances don’t come around often.” The 5-foot-7 exotic dancer, phone sex operator and OnlyFans content creator continues, “I’m a sophisticated soul who’s equally at home as an elegant guest at...

Adriana Sweet Blonde

Zilina is a small city tucked away in a picturesque region of Slovakia, and here’s a very picturesque denizen. “I’m smart, nice and fun,” avows Adriana Sweet Blonde, 33, a makeup artist, model and adult actress. “My interests are social media, sports, art, fashion, books, movies, traveling and a healthy...

Down With the Quickness?

Worried that early ejaculation will ruin your chances with the ladies? Take heart; for some women, it’s actually a plus… Few things will crush a man’s ego faster than landing in bed with a beautiful woman, gearing up in his mind to deliver the ride of a lifetime (because, let’s be honest, this might be...

Sex Superstars: Bewitching Brunettes

Back in our January issue HUSTLER featured Part One of our “Sex Superstars” series: “Blond Bombshells.” We labored long and hard over our selections and, in fact, almost came to fisticuffs over differing opinions. For some reason we thought it would be easier to select the most popular dark-haired beauties of the past decade. For...

Tavia

“I can do a lot more than just pose and look good for the camera. Before I became a model, I started my own remodeling business, and I taught myself everything by watching YouTube videos and connecting with other professional painters and contractors. I can really learn anything as long...

Nadia & Pier

“This is my first time with you,” Nadia taunts Pier. “What are you going to do to make sure it isn’t my last?” Pier lunges for a kiss, but Nadia blocks his advance. “I’ve got more than one hole,” the teasing shrew continues. “Are you man enough to satisfy every...

Scarlett Alexis

“I’ve definitely become a healthier, happier person since joining the adult industry. In the time I’ve been in the porn business, I’ve made a lot of changes for the good. I’m much more focused on my health, which benefits me physically and mentally. The biggest things I’ve learned from this...

Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

For this fan-banging XXX phenomenon, dirty talk is a love language and orgasms are a way of life. She may be a romantic at heart, but make no mistake: Millie Morgan is a certified sex machine.  A former high school mascot who likes her nipple play rough and missionary with lots of eye contact, Millie...

Gooning: A Wellness Guide

Good health to gooners and goonettes! HUSTLERMagazine.com presents a hardcore fitness-forward checklist for porn’s most loyal disciples. Snicker all you want, but “getting dumb for porn” is hard work. Such is the dedication of gooners and goonettes, whose near-fanatical devotion to all things porn and the perverse makes the rest of us look like fumbling...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 5

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist. Judging from the collection of breathtaking HUSTLER Honeys below, we’d have to say that’s true. Yes, pink will always be our favorite color, and with all of the loin-stirring physical attributes these babes are flaunting, their eyes might not be first thing you’d...

Romancing the Rear

How anal sex could serve as a backdoor pathway to greater intimacy in your relationship. Anal sex was once one of those exploratory affairs men tried to persuade the missus into with a long night of pleading and a lot of luck. After all, ass play just wasn’t just going to happen miraculously on, say,...

Shygirl: How I Spent My Brat Summer

The genre-melding artist behind “F*Me” talks pushing musical boundaries, touring with Charli XCX and the power of saying no. If you encounter Blane Muise or her music in the wild, you would not guess that she goes by the moniker Shygirl. Some of her best songs include “Shlut,” “Coochie (A Bedtime Story)” and the new...

Meeting Between the Lines

Figuring out whether a woman is into him can be one of the most daunting tasks a guy will ever face. Join us as the ladies explain how to determine if they’re interested. Trying to determine with any level of accuracy whether a woman is into you is inarguably one of the most daunting tasks...

Airtight Angels

Triple the pleasure, triple the ecstasy! For these ambitious XXX beauties, getting three holes stuffed at once is a fulfilling experience indeed. When we think of “being stuffed,” our minds often conjure the bloated-belly feeling after a delicious meal, but for some amazing XXX starlets, the phrase has a different connotation—GOING AIRTIGHT! HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with...

I don’t know, Jesus…

“I don’t know, Jesus. Feeding the poor and healing the sick kinda sounds like socialism.”...

Dildo Darlings 12: Beaver Hunt Edition

No penis? No problem! These beauties from the pages of HUSTLER’s legendary Beaver Hunt section have the toys to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. And why not share in that satisfaction? With that in mind, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving darlings. Tiffany Cream Betty Sage Barbi Adina Yasmine...

McKenzie

Roanoke, Virginia, was originally called Big Lick, a tidbit worth mentioning as we showcase this lickable resident: “feisty, lovable and always cheerful” McKenzie. “Being in HUSTLER means a lot to me,” the 22-year-old singing, dancing and networking buff declares. “It could help me start a career as a nude model....

Akira May

“I wish to be appear in HUSTLER so I can introduce myself to many Americans,” declares Akira May, 27, from Budapest, Hungary. “I’m a friendly, polite and conscientious gym nut. Working out keeps me fit and toned, and it’s a fantastic stress reliever.” The 5-foot-7 selfies and Thai massage aficionada...

Ava Grace

“I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER because I love the magazine and admire Larry Flynt,” states Ava Grace, 28, from Youngstown, Ohio. “I’m grateful for the opportunity to show off my body and let people know what I’m all about.” For starters, Ava describes herself as “compassionate, funny, generous...

The Naughty Vegan

“There is no taming this wild child,” proclaims The Naughty Vegan, 24, an exotic dancer who ardently embraces the lifestyle that excludes animal products. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle in everything I do.” That includes nude...

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