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Witchblade’s Wild Side

Supergirl may have the shortest skirt, and Wonder Woman gets points for her love of bracelets and bondage, but few comic-book babes are as arousing as Witchblade’s Sara Pezzini. Launched in 1995, the Top Cow Comics series follows Sara as she attempts to balance life as a New York City homicide detective and a superheroine....

Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover

Hunter Moore, reviled founder of the now-defunct IsAnyoneUp.com, still brags about making cash off “titties and fucking people over.” His website allowed angry users to post embarrassing, mostly naked pictures of anyone they wanted. It also turned into a pussy magnet for the Bay Area native. His personal slogan is “Pure Evil.” No chick can...

Superhorny

Ready or not, here she comes, namely a supershapely action figure who disses on the USA’s cultural fabric and fucked-up economy while saving the day with her voracious appetite for huge, dicklike veggies....

Tanya Tate

I’m at the Marriott hotel in Torrance, California, waiting for a superheroine. Anywhere else, that would make me one lucky guy. But this is PowerCon, where I’ll have to share my play date—the gorgeous Tanya Tate—with hordes of guys. The two-day convention is devoted to all things He-Man. He-what? The mid-’80s cartoon show for kids...

Porn From the Past

From the waist up, this wholesome babe looks like she’s posing for a passport photo. From the waist down, she’s reminding the photographer of how she plans to pay for the session. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484...

Rick Yune

We dare you to fight this guy. Kicking serious ass with two major releases—The Man With the Iron Fists and Olympus Has Fallen—Rick Yune is chopping his way into the pantheon of Hollywood action heroes. The former Wall Street hedge-fund trader first grabbed attention as a falsely accused killer in 1999’s Snow Falling on Cedars....

The Devil’s Playthings

Fans of the Kustum Kulture automotive scene have long been familiar with the work of Christopher Cooper aka Coop. His iconic images have graced everything from band posters to tattoos and hot rods. Being so devilishly good, Coop’s art has been shown at major galleries and museums from coast to coast and around the world. The...

Porn from the Past

This photo makes us nostalgic for the 1960s. In that wondrous decade, sexual experimentation was the norm, and “anything goes” was the motto. Whenever and wherever the urge struck, young people would disrobe, toss a blanket down and screw with wild abandon. It didn’t matter whether they were on the college quad, at a music...

Bozo’s Bimbo

Boners flew at half-mast following the news of Hollie Stevens’s death. On July 3, 2012, the XXX actress lost her battle against cancer at the youthful age of 30. Spanning from 2003 right up until she became too weak to work, her career was a testament to the Kansas City, Missouri, native’s belief in bringing...

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle of Grey Goose and a couple of chicks ready to get naked. That’s how they roll: rowdy, unfiltered, no apologies. The ATL Twins—dubbed in...

June Issue – 2013

SKIN DIAMOND DAZZLES Once in a while a girl comes along who looks too pretty for depravity but chooses to get fucked in the ass on camera anyway. It’s time to thank the porn gods: Skin Diamond is that girl. A former gonzo gal herself, our reporter Ashley Blue enters the mocha beauty’s private sanctum...

Porn From the Past

Back in the days before everyone walked around with a camera phone, getting your picture taken was a big deal. Photographs were intended to capture special moments for posterity. For instance, this formal portrait was taken to commemorate a woman’s very first blowjob. Thanks to A.S. of Howell, Michigan, for this vintage photo.  Send your...

The Dictator Speaks!

Sacha Baron Cohen’s brilliant and ruthless character bares his exalted soul as his movie is finally immortalized in digital form. While blindfolded and bound, entertainment reporter Keith Valcourt was whisked to a secret compound thousands of miles from Hollywood for a journalistic coup. He was invited to sit down for an ultra-exclusive Q&A with Admiral...

Porn from the past

This lady seems unsure how to administer oral sex on such a well-hung fellow. It looks more like she’s playing a Hall & Oates song on the flesh saxophone than giving a blowjob. Thanks to L.S.K. of Asheville, North Carolina, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past,...

The Unknown John Belushi

In March 5, 1982, the comic genius of John Belushi was forever silenced. The then 33- year old actor—an original cast member of Saturday Night Live who went on to star in the hit movies National Lampoon’s Animal House and The Blues Brothers—overdosed on a “speedball” (a combination of heroin and cocaine) at Hollywood’s landmark...

Gemma Arterton

Gemma Arterton may not be a household name in America just yet. But thanks to a starring role in the upcoming big-budget flick Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, we suspect that it won’t be long before this British babe’s name is on the tip of U.S. moviegoers’ tongues. Gemma got her big break with a...

Porn From The Past

Is there anything more American than the combination of tits and firearms? We understand the recent push for gun safety laws. But if the government ever tries to restrict our Second Amendment right to keep and bear cleavage, it’ll have to pry the boobs from our cold, dead hands. Thanks to W.C.G. of Rochester, New...

Shine Bright Like A Diamond

She dwells in one of those fancy apartment buildings with all the amenities in the heart of West Hollywood. Her place has the aura of Madame Olenska. With the curtains closed, there’s incense burning and plum-colored candles glowing in the daytime darkness. A large bookshelf is stacked high to the ceiling with everything from Harry...

Love Me, Love My Mom

HUSTLER: Are you really mother and daughter? JESSICA (MOTHER): Yes, we’re real! How long have you been teaming up? JESSICA: About a year. We were both shooting porn. We just weren’t doing it together. It was actually Monica’s idea. That must have been an interesting conversation. JESSICA: Well, we needed money. She told me she...

Doom and Gloom

Three months after Richie Havens struck the opening chords of the Woodstock festival in August 1969, a quarter of a million people peacefully demonstrated in Washington, D.C., against the Vietnam War. Nobody knew then that the coda to the Age of Aquarius was looming. The Beatles had all but officially disbanded, while the Rolling Stones’...

Art of Capture

BACK TO Hardcore or High Culture? The work of a master photographer is instantly recognizable. Marked by their distinctive style, Victor Lightworship’s photos are both strikingly bold and filled with the subtle interplay of sexual power. The resident of sunny Southern California chose the pseudonym Lightworship, he divulges, because “in its essence, photography is the...

Porn from the past

This photo likely dates back to the 1950s—the Dark Ages! Backthen, many Americans were openly racist, intolerant of gays and denied the existence of evolution. Thank God for progress. Thanks to M.M. of Mesa, Arizona, for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900...

Heartland Fleshorama

For one weekend every summer, there’s no better place to be than Roselawn, Indiana. These pictures were all taken at the town’s Ponderosa Sun Club, a nudist resort that—for the 37th spectacular year—hosted the world-famous Nudes-a-Poppin’ competition. From seasoned strippers to naughty newbies, everyone is welcome! The pageant’s champ might look familiar to HUSTLER readers....

Democracy In Action

Out of a field of 18 A-list porn stars, Bree Olson—the award-winning superstar of hundreds of hardcore flicks—grabbed our top honor by a cushy margin. It’s an impressive victory for the cornfed cutie from Indiana, especially since she’s been out of the industry for over two years now! Bree dropped by HUSTLER headquarters to pick...

Nice and Naughty in “A More Perfect Union”

Taking sides in the conflict between good and evil, two bombshells square off verbally. But will they intimately team up to bare their essentials for “A More Perfect Union”?...

Don’t Tread On Us

A proud member of our country’s liberal establishment, Peter Kuznick has been a civil-rights activist since the age of 12. He most recently made his mark on the popular consciousness as Associate Professor of History at American University and through his book and TV collaborations with Oliver Stone. Kuznick met Stone in 1996. While teaching...

Rooney vs. Noomi

The Swedish version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2009) was an international sensation, largely due to Noomi Rapace’s captivating performance as the sexy, mysterious hacker Lisbeth Salander. Released in 2011, the American remake featured relative newcomer Rooney Mara in the title role. We’ll leave the critics to argue about which was the better...

Bobbie Brown’s American Pie

She’s the “Cherry Pie” girl from the Warrant music video, the blonde on roller skates who haunted the wet dreams of the MTV Generation. She dated a who’s who of rock royalty, including Tommy Lee, Dave Navarro and Matthew Nelson—and married Jani Lane. By some miracle, she survived—and she’s as smoking-hot as ever. The unsinkable...

Porn From The Past

This antique image documents the complicated mating rituals of a long-forgotten generation. Decades ago, if a man wanted to ask a girl out, he’d show up at her house nude (except for a hat with rabbit ears). What followed was a complicated process of foot-sniffing, stomach-tickling and genital-mashing that was performed for an audience of...

Smut Fair Confidential

Behind the posing, red-carpet facade of the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is a naked, drunken world of marginal mayhem. We signed up the sharp-eyed underground photographer who fuels DrivenByBoredom.com to get beyond the glitz and infiltrate the sin city blowout’s unseen side....

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