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Asshole of the Month: Emil Bove

Ever since Trump stormed back into the White House last January, he’s been on a mission to prove that the limitations imposed on the Presidency by our Constitution are obsolete. Damn what the Founding Fathers prescribed; almost every issue now is defined as a “national emergency” that only a dictator sending in the National Guard...

Birthday Delights

Thanksgiving is coming soon, and as an appetizer, feast your eyes on five delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in November. “There is no taming this wild child,” avowed The Naughty Vegan, an exotic dancer from Atwater, California. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle...

Halloween Hotties

Prepare to get scared stiff! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their love for the spooky season. It’s the spookiest time of year again, filled with ghosts, goblins and monsters, and while a nightmare for some people, it’s a celebrated holiday for some of your favorite adult stars. From their preferred Halloween candy to...

The Freedom Tour

Following the release of HUSTLER® 50: 50 Years of Freedom in May, Liz Flynt toured the country, greeting fans and adult-industry stars, answering questions and autographing the gorgeous coffee table book. A true collector’s item, it boasts iconic photos and articles that span five decades of America’s Magazine....

Hot for Horror 2

It’s a sequel that will scare the pants off of you! Prepare yourself for sinister sirens and the cinema that feeds their sexual bloodlust… Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble! Halloween is once again upon us, and nothing says “spooky season” quite like the gore-soaked viscera of our most cherished horror...

Wet, Hot & Naked 8

Rub-a-dub-dub, hot babes in the tub! Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and yet, also get delightfully dirty. Go ahead; let the sexiness wash over you. Eve Sweet Megan Mistakes Eden Amor Andrea...

Biohazard: United They Rock

Guitarist Bobby Hambel on touring with a porn legend, reuniting with his musical comrades and his band’s blistering new album, Divided We Fall. Biohazard is back in a big way, with all four original members—Evan Seinfeld (bass/vocals), Bobby Hambel (lead guitar), Danny Schuler (drums) and Billy Graziadei (rhythm guitar/vocals)—returning to the fold for a tour...

Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

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Busty Blond Babes Vol. 11

Fair-haired Honeys with big, bouncy racks—does it get any better than that? Join us as we celebrate the beauty of large-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough to keep your hands full for a while....

Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor....

Tory Lane

HUSTLER Classic January 2006 Tory Lane has always been mesmerizing on-screen. Hot. Nasty. Absolutely sensational. She could take a huge dick in her pussy, ass or down her throat without blinking an eye—no fucking problem. She is and always has been a HUSTLER favorite. Hell, she was even inducted into...

From Pulpit to Pulling It

According to a recent report, a significant number of clergymen consume porn when they’re not preaching against it. We explore the impact of this unholy double standard. On any given Sunday, legions of God-fearing Americans pack into church pews, eager to repent for being royal asshats all week long. Some may even try to reconnect...

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Busty Blond Babes Vol. 11

Fair-haired Honeys with big, bouncy racks—does it get any better than that? Join us as we celebrate the beauty of large-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough to keep your hands full for a while....

Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

Biohazard: United They Rock

Guitarist Bobby Hambel on touring with a porn legend, reuniting with his musical comrades and his band’s blistering new album, Divided We Fall. Biohazard is back in a big way, with all four original members—Evan Seinfeld (bass/vocals), Bobby Hambel (lead guitar), Danny Schuler (drums) and Billy Graziadei (rhythm guitar/vocals)—returning to the fold for a tour...

From Pulpit to Pulling It

According to a recent report, a significant number of clergymen consume porn when they’re not preaching against it. We explore the impact of this unholy double standard. On any given Sunday, legions of God-fearing Americans pack into church pews, eager to repent for being royal asshats all week long. Some may even try to reconnect...

Wet, Hot & Naked 8

Rub-a-dub-dub, hot babes in the tub! Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and yet, also get delightfully dirty. Go ahead; let the sexiness wash over you. Eve Sweet Megan Mistakes Eden Amor Andrea...

Hot for Horror 2

It’s a sequel that will scare the pants off of you! Prepare yourself for sinister sirens and the cinema that feeds their sexual bloodlust… Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble! Halloween is once again upon us, and nothing says “spooky season” quite like the gore-soaked viscera of our most cherished horror...

Halloween Hotties

Prepare to get scared stiff! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their love for the spooky season. It’s the spookiest time of year again, filled with ghosts, goblins and monsters, and while a nightmare for some people, it’s a celebrated holiday for some of your favorite adult stars. From their preferred Halloween candy to...

Initiation Frustration?

Listen up, guys; there’s a right way—and definitely a few wrong ways—to hit your partner up for sex. When it comes to sex, men have a bad habit of ditching any semblance of civility and reverting straight back to a wild animalistic state. It’s a tradition as old as the cavemen, who thought foreplay meant...

The Freedom Tour

Following the release of HUSTLER® 50: 50 Years of Freedom in May, Liz Flynt toured the country, greeting fans and adult-industry stars, answering questions and autographing the gorgeous coffee table book. A true collector’s item, it boasts iconic photos and articles that span five decades of America’s Magazine....

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