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Voluptuous

Curves ahead. Delight in our favorite bombshell beauties of recent years—real voluptuous women who have graced our pages and made HUSTLER readers’ dreams come true. We understand that some people say more than a mouthful is a waste. Well, some people are wrong…...

Anal Titans

Bow Down to the Bad Girls of Butt Stuff For fans of anal sex in porn, no one ever forgets their first extreme scene. Double anal, triple anal, XXL insertions, fisting—instant dopamine hit. Pure, wide-eyed awe. More than just a neat party trick, being really good at butt stuff is no different than being a...

Ria Rose

“I like to think I can get along with just about anyone. People feel comfortable opening up to me and telling me their life story when we first meet. Maybe that’s because I’m so open myself. Trust me, you don’t have to ask me twice to tell you what’s on...

Jamie Michelle

“We only go around once in this world, and as far as I’m concerned, life is too short for three things: negativity, regret and mediocre sex! Trust me, I’ve had my share of guys who eat pussy like they’re afraid it’s going to bite them and fuck like they think...

Anastasia

The young European woman with cascading brown hair is a vision of beauty as the sun sets behind a quaint village. You’re on vacation in an unfamiliar land and think perhaps those lunchtime drinks may be playing games with your mind. Why else would a goddess be staring at you?...

Vixi Rafi

“My life is like Alice in Wonderland—full of magic and adventure. Which is part of why porn is such a good fit for me. I love the passion, emotions and playfulness that I get to experience when I’m filming a scene. Of course, I can be pretty playful off camera...

Asshole of the Month: Brendan Carr

Donald Trump is not the first President to have a contentious relationship with the press. John Adams and Abe Lincoln imprisoned journalists they didn’t like. Teddy Roosevelt barred reporters from press conferences and sued newspapers for libel. Nixon composed an “enemies list” that included journalists. Lyndon Johnson railed against the media’s criticism of the Vietnam...

Anna Tame

“I became a HUSTLER fan because it has given countless women an uncensored platform to unleash and make a name in the adult industry,” says Anna Tame, a cam model from Toronto, Canada. “Your iconic magazine also helped pioneer explicit pornography, and it steadfastly challenges narrow-minded conservative values—something I’m all...

Zoey Grey

“I crave attention,” avows Zoey Grey, 34, an actress, adult entertainer and singer from London, England. A college graduate to boot, the 5-foot-3 hottie goes on to tell us,“I’m outgoing, intelligent, energetic and loads of fun. I’m a party animal. I also fancy sci-fi novels, erotic anime, yoga and Transcendental...

A Piercing Glance Vol. 3

Nobody can deny it it—the female body is a work of art. And it’s an even more amazing masterpiece when bedecked with ornamental embellishments that enhance its innate beauty. So let’s celebrate the pierced princesses who have graced HUSTLER’s pages. Prepare to show your art appreciation!  Juliana Marie  August Skye Breanne Benson Jane Rogers Megan...

Maggie

Finding Maggie propped unceremoniously on a sofa or easy chair, you might think of her as a puppet left lying about and forgotten in between playtimes. Hidden in the moody shadows, she comes to life only when you pull her strings. It takes a man’s hands to change her droopy...

Santa’s Naughty List: XXX Edition

From a kinky pool party to oral sex in a library, some of our favorite performers share their sexy experiences this year that would make St. Nick blush. While most of us try to stay off of Santa’s “naughty list,” some of your favorite XXX sensations are checking twice to make sure they’re on it—in...

48 Hours With Hannah Hussein

Of biceps and blowjobs—join us as we explore two days in the life of a professional bodybuilder and adult content creator! A Dionysian strongwoman sculpted by the gods themselves, Hannah Hussein is an anal-loving Muscle Mommy on a mission in pursuit of excellence—both competitive and carnal. Training, nutrition and unwavering discipline are how Hannah earned...

Lingerie Lovedolls 20

Hot babes in barely-there lingerie—there’s nothing better, except for when they strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! Let’s dive into a lap-melting collection of beautiful Honeys slipping out of something more comfortable for some stark-naked fun. Enjoy! Savvy Suxx August Skye Amber Kawaii Black Angel Juliana Marie Venus Vixen...

Kimber Woods

“Aside from porn, one of my biggest passions is martial arts. I’ve been practicing karate since I was a kid and am now a third-degree black belt. I also did competitive MMA for years and had a very good record. I’m not violent by nature though—only when I’m facing off...

Speak Up, America!

I am sick to death of seeing our rights erased in America. Gains we fought long and hard for are being curtailed and crushed in the blink of an eye, historically speaking. The Voting Rights Act of 1965 has been decimated. Women’s reproductive rights have been stripped away. And now freedom of speech has been...

Birthday Delights

Making cameo curtain calls are a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in January. “The idea of showing off my naked body in a world-famous magazine like HUSTLER really turns me on,” proclaimed XXX star Vinna Reed from Bruntál, Czechia. The onetime “bored and low-paid office assistant” and swimsuit model added, “I hope that every man...

Ball Droppings 5: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots

It’s December 31, and a new year is nearly upon us, but no matter what the calendar says, some things are timeless—like the sight of a hot chick getting coated in gonad goo. Whether it’s on the face, tits, or across her entire torso with an impressive fusillade of ball batter, it’s a classic look....

Sleeping with the Enemy?

Want to know if a potential new partner is a worthy mate or a nightmare in the making? Never mind the dinner dates and chitchat over drinks—a session in the sack will tell you what you need to know. When it comes to dating, the tried and true “find out if they’re the one” guidebook...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 6

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist and, judging from the collection of stunning HUSTLER Honeys below, we’re inclined to agree. Sure, pink will always be our favorite color, and with the abundance of jaw-dropping physical attributes these babes are showing off, their eyes might be the last thing you’d...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 8

Bush is awesome, no question—but it’s also true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a beautiful thing indeed. The sight of a shorn snatch, free from pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for the eyes. With that said, let’s celebrate the wonder of bare beaver with this pictorial tribute! Sophie Weber  Isa Bella  Talia Rhian...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 7

Feeling hungry for hooters? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re putting the “tit” in “bon appetit”! Enjoy!...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 12

We love a parade—especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy! Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by, courtesy of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys spreading wide for you.  Chiquita Black Angel  Savvy Suxx August Skye Kelly Collins Vina Sky Michelle Eufrat Holly...

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