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Leah Gotti

“Being naked is the most natural thing in the world. I love feeling free and living in the moment. I’ll have sex just about anywhere, any place. Recently my boyfriend and I were driving home on our way back from Vegas. I was on top of him, fucking his brains...

Sarah Hunter

“I once had a fivesome with my friend, her boyfriend, and two other models. We were all hanging out talking about our sexual experiences, and one thing just led to another. Surprisingly, no alcohol was involved. I don’t regret a single sexual experience, and I’m not ashamed of anything I’ve...

Line of Questioning

Exploring the things you should—and definitely shouldn’t—ask when you first meet someone you’re interested in hooking up with. Dissect any situation where a chance encounter with a fine piece of tail went from a casual conversation to a coitally charged romp, and it becomes painfully evident that first impressions are everything. Had it not been...

Art Is Sexy Vol. 6

From embroidery to elaborate nails to painting and beyond, some of our favorite XXX performers share their offscreen artistic skills with us. We can all agree that adult stars have bodies that are works of art and have filmed scenes that are undoubted erotic masterpieces. In this sixth installment of HUSTLERMagazine.com’s “Art Is Sexy” series,...

Return of the Living Dead Girl

Singer Molly Rennick and her band of pale minions are back with a delightfully dark new album, Conspiracy. Good goth almighty, the dark and lovely Living Dead Girl has returned to haunt your dreams! Singer Molly Rennick and her band of pale minions are about to release their second album, the delightfully wicked Conspiracy. We...

Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 9

Are you ready for some serious head games? We’re back with more suckin’, slurpin’, lickin’ and lappin’ fun, courtesy of some of the most talented blowjob queens to grace the pages of HUSTLER! Go ahead; strap in and get off! Nadia & Pier Chloe Temple Kyler Quinn Angelina Lati Tia & Julian Delilah Day Violet...

Aria Jade

“I’ve dreamed about being a nude model for a good while,” says skin-mag rookie Aria Jade, 24, from Sausalito, California. “Maybe that’s why I’ve often worn short skirts and no panties when hanging out at bars and clubs. I’m certainly outgoing, adventurous and unbashul.” As you can see, the 5-foot-0...

Get Paid, Get Laid?

A new study finds that guys who earn more money get more sex. But is that really true? And if so, why? It has long since been postulated that size doesn’t matter, that what a man has in his pants is irrelevant as long as he possesses the top-tier personality traits prized by the female...

48 Hours With Kylie Le Beau

She’s a doting dog mom and hydroponic horticulturalist who makes her own bagels from scratch. Such is the surprisingly wholesome life of award-winning adult performer Kylie Le Beau—let’s get wet! Like a Cipollini onion with its diaphanous leaves, there are many layers to Kylie Le Beau. A voracious reader who holds a degree in graphic...

Steve Wynn: The Dream Lives On

The Dream Syndicate frontman on L.A.’s fabled Paisley Underground scene, his swinger father and the new deluxe reissue of his band’s landmark album Medicine Show. In Southern California in the 1980s, a very 1960s-sounding musical movement took place. It was dubbed “the Paisley Underground,” and the scene featured many bands who blended power pop sensibilities...

Pretty in Pink Vol. 5

Here’s to pink, the most feminine of colors—and the sexy HUSTLER Honeys who wear it before stripping down and showing off the rosy petals between their legs. Go ahead; put yourself in the pink with the beautiful ladies below.  Amber Kawaii Barbie Rous Autumn Kaylin Katie Kush Simon Kitty...

Shellie Kindel

Valentine’s Day is celebrated in February, but Shellie Kindel, 37, from Tomball, Texas, is diligently romanced year-round. “I’m lucky to have a husband who treats me like a princess and spoils the crap out of me,” she marvels. Being a Beaver is her crowning achievement. “When I was in my...

Lottie Nicole

“I wanted to be featured in HUSTLER because the human body is a beautiful thing and isn’t something to be ashamed of,” professes Nevada native Lottie Nicole, 21. “It should be embraced. Plus I wanted some awesome pictures to look back on when I’m 80 years old and my body’s...

Girls on Porn: The Siskel and Ebert of XXX

Meet Rachel and Laura, two enterprising porn scholars who are dedicated to dissecting dirty movies, one podcast episode at a time. Rachel Napoleon and Laura Ramadei have a simple but noble goal with their Girls on Porn podcast: researching and reviewing pornography with the specific aim of enhancing one’s “spank bank.” Rachel and Laura ended...

Asses High Vol. 11

Stick that sexy derriere in the air, and flaunt it like you just don’t care! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a lap-swelling tribute to booty! Amber Kawaii Isa...

Trina

HUSTLER Classic September 1982 This is not trick photography. Trina is a girl with something extra. “Nothing beats the reaction I get from men the first time they reach under my blouse,” says Trina. “Sometimes they’re so surprised, they go soft. But once guys realize what’s under there is real,...

Ameena Green

“In college, I definitely went through a slutty phase. It was so much fun, and I did a lot of wild things. Once I even had sex with three guys during the same day. I think that’s a personal record—so far, anyway. I fantasized about fucking my professors, but sadly,...

Keira Croft

“I grew up in a prudish household. My family felt that sex was a taboo topic that should never be discussed. Naturally, they weren’t thrilled when they found out I had joined the adult industry, but they’ve come around a little bit. They realize that I’m happy in my porn...

Khloe Kapri

“When I was younger, I was wild, but also responsible—sure, I might have smoked my share of weed and sucked my share of dick, but I always made sure to get good grades. I grew up in a strict household, and my parents didn’t approve of me dating, so I’d...

Crystal & May

“I’ve had a crush on May since forever, since her extra days, before she could land any part, let alone the lead. Making up another woman is so intimate—the way her breasts brush against you as you move from side to side. We’d flirted with each other before, but something...

Keira Love

“I love posing nude for the feeling of being totally free and letting go of everything,” professes Keira Love, 29, a XXX performer and part-time college student from Prague, Czechia. The 5-foot-3 redhead is one busy Beaver. “Besides studying and grabbing lots of porn bookings,” she goes on, “I enjoy...

Lina Marie

“I’ve been modeling for a year, and it’s been a very exciting and fun-filled confidence booster,” declares Lina Marie, 19, a receptionist from Reno, Nevada. “It helps me see myself in various lights and learn just how beautiful I really am, inside and out.” The 5-foot-5 Silver Stater continues, “I’m...

Free Speech Does Not Come Freely

Censorship is on the rise, obscenity is being redefined, and if we do not speak up—if we do not fight—we will lose our rights to free speech! Increasingly, books are being banned from our school libraries, and in many classrooms instructors can no longer teach the facts of American history without fear of reprisal. But...

Initiation Frustration?

Listen up, guys; there’s a right way—and definitely a few wrong ways—to hit your partner up for sex. When it comes to sex, men have a bad habit of ditching any semblance of civility and reverting straight back to a wild animalistic state. It’s a tradition as old as the cavemen, who thought foreplay meant...

Sophie Weber

“You’d probably never guess it from seeing me now—I can hardly believe it myself—but I used to be a total wallflower. If I liked a guy or a girl, I couldn’t even look them in the eye, even if my pussy was dripping wet from thinking about getting with them,...

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