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Pretty in Pink Vol. 5

Here’s to pink, the most feminine of colors—and the sexy HUSTLER Honeys who wear it before stripping down and showing off the rosy petals between their legs. Go ahead; put yourself in the pink with the beautiful ladies below.  Amber Kawaii Barbie Rous Autumn Kaylin Katie Kush Simon Kitty...

Shellie Kindel

Valentine’s Day is celebrated in February, but Shellie Kindel, 37, from Tomball, Texas, is diligently romanced year-round. “I’m lucky to have a husband who treats me like a princess and spoils the crap out of me,” she marvels. Being a Beaver is her crowning achievement. “When I was in my...

Lottie Nicole

“I wanted to be featured in HUSTLER because the human body is a beautiful thing and isn’t something to be ashamed of,” professes Nevada native Lottie Nicole, 21. “It should be embraced. Plus I wanted some awesome pictures to look back on when I’m 80 years old and my body’s...

Girls on Porn: The Siskel and Ebert of XXX

Meet Rachel and Laura, two enterprising porn scholars who are dedicated to dissecting dirty movies, one podcast episode at a time. Rachel Napoleon and Laura Ramadei have a simple but noble goal with their Girls on Porn podcast: researching and reviewing pornography with the specific aim of enhancing one’s “spank bank.” Rachel and Laura ended...

Asses High Vol. 11

Stick that sexy derriere in the air, and flaunt it like you just don’t care! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a lap-swelling tribute to booty! Amber Kawaii Isa...

Trina

HUSTLER Classic September 1982 This is not trick photography. Trina is a girl with something extra. “Nothing beats the reaction I get from men the first time they reach under my blouse,” says Trina. “Sometimes they’re so surprised, they go soft. But once guys realize what’s under there is real,...

Ameena Green

“In college, I definitely went through a slutty phase. It was so much fun, and I did a lot of wild things. Once I even had sex with three guys during the same day. I think that’s a personal record—so far, anyway. I fantasized about fucking my professors, but sadly,...

Keira Croft

“I grew up in a prudish household. My family felt that sex was a taboo topic that should never be discussed. Naturally, they weren’t thrilled when they found out I had joined the adult industry, but they’ve come around a little bit. They realize that I’m happy in my porn...

Khloe Kapri

“When I was younger, I was wild, but also responsible—sure, I might have smoked my share of weed and sucked my share of dick, but I always made sure to get good grades. I grew up in a strict household, and my parents didn’t approve of me dating, so I’d...

Crystal & May

“I’ve had a crush on May since forever, since her extra days, before she could land any part, let alone the lead. Making up another woman is so intimate—the way her breasts brush against you as you move from side to side. We’d flirted with each other before, but something...

Keira Love

“I love posing nude for the feeling of being totally free and letting go of everything,” professes Keira Love, 29, a XXX performer and part-time college student from Prague, Czechia. The 5-foot-3 redhead is one busy Beaver. “Besides studying and grabbing lots of porn bookings,” she goes on, “I enjoy...

Lina Marie

“I’ve been modeling for a year, and it’s been a very exciting and fun-filled confidence booster,” declares Lina Marie, 19, a receptionist from Reno, Nevada. “It helps me see myself in various lights and learn just how beautiful I really am, inside and out.” The 5-foot-5 Silver Stater continues, “I’m...

Free Speech Does Not Come Freely

Censorship is on the rise, obscenity is being redefined, and if we do not speak up—if we do not fight—we will lose our rights to free speech! Increasingly, books are being banned from our school libraries, and in many classrooms instructors can no longer teach the facts of American history without fear of reprisal. But...

Initiation Frustration?

Listen up, guys; there’s a right way—and definitely a few wrong ways—to hit your partner up for sex. When it comes to sex, men have a bad habit of ditching any semblance of civility and reverting straight back to a wild animalistic state. It’s a tradition as old as the cavemen, who thought foreplay meant...

Sophie Weber

“You’d probably never guess it from seeing me now—I can hardly believe it myself—but I used to be a total wallflower. If I liked a guy or a girl, I couldn’t even look them in the eye, even if my pussy was dripping wet from thinking about getting with them,...

Asshole of the Month: Emil Bove

Ever since Trump stormed back into the White House last January, he’s been on a mission to prove that the limitations imposed on the Presidency by our Constitution are obsolete. Damn what the Founding Fathers prescribed; almost every issue now is defined as a “national emergency” that only a dictator sending in the National Guard...

Birthday Delights

Thanksgiving is coming soon, and as an appetizer, feast your eyes on five delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in November. “There is no taming this wild child,” avowed The Naughty Vegan, an exotic dancer from Atwater, California. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle...

Halloween Hotties

Prepare to get scared stiff! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their love for the spooky season. It’s the spookiest time of year again, filled with ghosts, goblins and monsters, and while a nightmare for some people, it’s a celebrated holiday for some of your favorite adult stars. From their preferred Halloween candy to...

The Freedom Tour

Following the release of HUSTLER® 50: 50 Years of Freedom in May, Liz Flynt toured the country, greeting fans and adult-industry stars, answering questions and autographing the gorgeous coffee table book. A true collector’s item, it boasts iconic photos and articles that span five decades of America’s Magazine....

Hot for Horror 2

It’s a sequel that will scare the pants off of you! Prepare yourself for sinister sirens and the cinema that feeds their sexual bloodlust… Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble! Halloween is once again upon us, and nothing says “spooky season” quite like the gore-soaked viscera of our most cherished horror...

Wet, Hot & Naked 8

Rub-a-dub-dub, hot babes in the tub! Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and yet, also get delightfully dirty. Go ahead; let the sexiness wash over you. Eve Sweet Megan Mistakes Eden Amor Andrea...

Biohazard: United They Rock

Guitarist Bobby Hambel on touring with a porn legend, reuniting with his musical comrades and his band’s blistering new album, Divided We Fall. Biohazard is back in a big way, with all four original members—Evan Seinfeld (bass/vocals), Bobby Hambel (lead guitar), Danny Schuler (drums) and Billy Graziadei (rhythm guitar/vocals)—returning to the fold for a tour...

Fetish Spotlight: Squishing Sirens

We speak with sexy sirens who put their best feet forward—and muck them up in messy, gooey substances to the delight of their adoring fans. Usually, when we step in something sticky, gooey or dirty, our first reaction is a resounding, “Oh no!” But in the world of squishing, a pair of messy soles and...

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