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My Porn, Myself

Arousing, awkward, informative or all of the above? Adult performers and XXX content creators weigh in on what it’s like to watch their own porn.  Watching yourself have sex is a lot like hearing a recording of your own voice: a little weird at first, but once you get used to it you can’t turn...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 4

Got a hunger for hooters? A craving for casabas? A taste for ta-tas? Well, you’re in luck! Go ahead and belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re serving up a delectable selection of nipple-noshing action. Bon appe-tit! Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Nevaeh & Charlie Laine Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin Tarney & Candy...

The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!

The band behind the hit “Turning Japanese” returns with a blistering new album, Wasp in a Jar.  “Turning Japanese” may or may not be the greatest song ever written about masturbation. It all depends on who you ask. During a stop on their recent U.S. tour, we asked The Vapors themselves. We caught up with...

Butt’s Happening! Vol. 13

It’s National Peach Day, and what better way to celebrate than with a bushel of bootylicious babes from the pages of HUSTLER Magazine? Prepare yourself for a gathering of glutes that will make your mouth water! Tavia  Abby Lee Brazil  Capri Anderson Barbie Rous Alyssa Reece  Leya Desantis Jewel Diamant  Shelena  Lia Lin...

Here Pussy Pussy Pussy!

Over 50 years ago, Larry Flynt insisted that HUSTLER offer its audience something missing from competing adult magazines: PINK! His bet paid off, and to this day HUSTLER layouts feature gorgeous pink pussy shots. Here are our recent faves…...

Margaret Cho: Live & Livid

Margaret Cho has long been a HUSTLER favorite. Brash and unafraid, she’s always up to chat with us about sex, politics, comedy and whatever else crosses her mind. Whether you’re a fan of her early stand-up, her groundbreaking one-woman shows or her multiple TV appearances, including Drop Dead Diva, 30 Rock and recent turns on...

Facts Matter—Support Independent Journalism!

The fact is, huge swaths of this country have become news deserts. We have lost more than a third of our newspapers and two-thirds of our journalists in the past two decades. And increasingly, the papers that remain are being bought up by billionaires, corporations and private equity firms more interested in cutting costs than...

Isa Bella

“Growing up, I was shy and reserved, and I never broke the rules. I’ve changed a lot since then. I’ve really opened up—now I feel confident enough to be myself. “I am totally into my cars. I have a 1973 240Z, 2019 370Z NISMO and a 2022 Bronco! And I...

Charly Summer

“I didn’t have a normal childhood growing up; it was a pretty sheltered and conservative upbringing. I rode horses competitively, and my parents pushed me hard on that. When other kids were having fun after school and on the weekends, I was always riding. It was pretty much my entire...

Chloe Temple

“If there’s one thing I’ll never understand, it’s men who don’t like to eat pussy. What is wrong with these guys? Going down on your partner is just common courtesy. Come on—it’s not going to bite you. Don’t be a wuss! Eat that puss! “Of course, I give as good...

Amber Kawaii

“When it comes to modeling, I have experience on both sides of the equation. I’m a trained illustrator and game artist, and before I became a model myself, I’d draw live models for my anatomy studies and more elaborate oil paintings. I love the female anatomy; my favorite body part...

Blue

HUSTLER Classic January 1978 If you’re fortunate enough to take a Pacific Ocean cruise someday, you should search fore and aft for a crewman named Blue. “The sea turns me on,” remarks the 19-year-old lass, whose name comes from the color of the ocean she loves so much. “And nothing...

Ally Ryan

At first glance, 18-year-old Ally Ryan may come across as innocent, but looks can be deceiving. “Guys always assume that I am pure and sweet because I look like the girl next door,” the luscious Texan confides, “but that’s not me. It can get really frustrating!” Ally adds, “I was...

Asshole of the Month: Stephen Miller

In his encore occupation of the White House, Trump has surrounded himself with a circle of more radically MAGA bootlicking suck-ups than even his first administration. However, it is this retread from Trump 1.0 who is the most sinister of the lot: current deputy chief of staff and homeland security advisor Stephen Miller, who looks...

Losing Control?

Reluctant to take a more submissive role in the bedroom? Allow us to explain the benefits of letting your lady get on top and take the reins on occasion. Generally speaking, in the bedroom, the man likes to take charge. On top, from behind, tossing his partner around like a rag doll—Papa Power wants to...

Crystal Chase

“Posing nude makes me feel sexy and bolsters my self-confidence,” declares Crystal Chase, 21, a college student from Killeen, Texas. “I think my best attributes are my eyes and boobs, and I have the booty to match.” The 5-foot-7 Lone Star Stater continues, “Nevertheless, I dress very modestly when I’m...

Birthday Delights

For some mighty fine bonus eye candy, we’ve rounded up a handful of delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in September. “All female gymnasts are show-offs,” proclaimed Nikki from Moscow, Russia. “Competitors want everyone to see how flexible and strong they are—and how sexy they look in a leotard.” Years of training blessed the vault specialist with...

Glenn Hughes: Chosen One

The legendary rock vocalist on whether he would work with his former Black Sabbath bandmates again, where he keeps his Rock & Roll Hall of Fame trophy and his new album Chosen. At 73 years old, rocker Glenn Hughes has done it all. He’s been the lead singer of Deep Purple, Black Sabbath and, briefly,...

Flirting With Disaster?

Things can get pretty hairy when another guy chats up your woman right in front of you. Here’s how to navigate this sticky situation. As any guy who has ever been interrupted by some ballsy SOB flirting with his date in front of him knows, the situation can get rather hairy, rather quickly. A flood...

Dead Lay?

According to recent studies, a lack of sex can negatively affect your health and possibly even contribute to an early death. To which we say, “Fuck that!” Lately, there’s been a quiet uprising of folks who just aren’t all that into sex. It’s unclear if it’s the fear of STDs, unwanted pregnancy or just general...

Helloween: Of Giants and Monsters

The legendary German hard rock band returns with a scary-good new album and a 40th anniversary tour. Helloween, the legendary German hard rock band with more than 10 million records sold worldwide, aren’t done serving up the soul-stirring tunes yet—not by a long shot. In fact, the band has just released its latest record, Giants...

Fetish Spotlight: Mum(my)’s the Word

Exploring the world of mummification, a kink that some people really get wrapped up in. DISCLAIMER:  The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute an endorsement of the behavior described in the article. The professionals interviewed for this feature work under controlled conditions with the enthusiastic consent...

Vanna Bardot

“I’m pretty sure I was made for the adult industry. I’ve always been a very sexual person—believe me, you need a strong sex drive if you’re going to be in this line of work—and even before I got into porn, I was fascinated by it. I wasn’t brought up with...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 15

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love? Of course not...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 6

Got a hankering for hooters? A taste for ta-tas? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re about to satisfy your appetite in a big way with a smorgasbord of nipple-nibbling, knocker-noshing fun, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s most succulent Honeys. Dig in! Niki Lee Young & Staci Carr Kay Lovely & Kimmy Kimm Violet...

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