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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Karlee Grey
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Karlee Grey

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on Miami-born brunet bombshell Karlee Grey, and wow, is there a...
XXX and Chill: Missy Martinez’s Guide to Porn for Couples
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XXX and Chill: Missy Martinez’s Guide to Porn for Couples

Looking to enhance your sex life by adding X-rated videos to the mix, but not sure how to convince your sweetie to invite porn into the bedroom? Fear...
HUSTLER Classic: Going Native
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HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example,...
The Truly Filthy Filthy Rich: Jeffrey Epstein, Et Al.
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The Truly Filthy Filthy Rich: Jeffrey Epstein, Et Al.

HUSTLER’s Resident Conspiracy Expert Explores the Link Between the Rich and Powerful and Sexual Blackmail Ops. When convicted sex offender Jeffrey...
Porn and Marriage
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Porn and Marriage

Maitland Ward explains how she and her husband maintain a happy marriage while she follows her XXX dreams. It seems like only yesterday that Maitland Ward made the leap from mainstream acting in titles such as...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills

Whether it’s a couple of dudes teaming up on a chick to give her a double dose of dick, a pair of babes giving one lucky prick the time of his life, or—glory of glories!—a...
HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!
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HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls.  NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium...
Crazy for Curves
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Crazy for Curves

Despite the long-held belief that guys prefer rail-thin model types, new research shows that plenty of men get hot and heavy for gals with a little meat on their bones. A common New Year’s resolution is to...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Romi Rain
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Romi Rain

How do we love Romi Rain? Probably in too many ways to count. But we can say that the brunette beauty has thrilled HUSTLER readers in three scorching pictorials. It’s a...
HUSTLER Classic: Tight Curves Ahead
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HUSTLER Classic: Tight Curves Ahead

If you’re the cautious type, you decided to stay home and skip the travel plans this holiday season—you know, because of the coronavirus pandemic and everything.  Which...
Mr. & Mrs. Funny: Rich Vos & Bonnie McFarlane
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Mr. & Mrs. Funny: Rich Vos & Bonnie McFarlane

Rich Vos was the first white guy on Russell Simmons’ Def Comedy Jam and took a star turn or three on Last Comic Standing. Bonnie McFarlane wrote and directed...
Locker-Room Lust
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Locker-Room Lust

The good news? With a COVID vaccine rolling out, we will hopefully begin resuming our normal lives sooner rather than later.  The bad news? After nearly a year of living on the couch, many of us have no doubt...
Drain the Swamp? The Truth Behind Trump’s Biggest Lie
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Drain the Swamp? The Truth Behind Trump’s Biggest Lie

Illustrations by Spencer Afonso It comes as no surprise when a Republican President appoints corporate-friendly judges to the bench or industry-friendly chiefs...
Ball Droppings: A New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots
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Ball Droppings: A New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots

If you’re like a lot of people, chances are you spent New Year’s Eve popping corks and sucking down the bubbly while waiting for that stupid ball to drop....
New Year’s Selfies
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New Year’s Selfies

Resolve to follow your favorites and us on Twitter @HUSTLERMag. And to check out our Honeys’ full-length layouts, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or go to HUSTLERMagazine.com....
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2020: The Search for a Silver Lining

With 2020 almost over, some of our favorite adult performers share what actually went right this year. What a mushy, brown banana of a year this has been. If 2020 was an ice cream...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part II)
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part II)

Sure, blondes get most of the glory, and brunettes might have strength in numbers, but redheads are a rare and special breed indeed. And they deserve to be celebrated. Let’s...
HUSTLER Classic: Orifice Party
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HUSTLER Classic: Orifice Party

Thanks to the coronavirus pandemic and the massive wave of unemployment that it brought with it, very few, if any, people attended office parties this holiday season.  And while that...
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Naughty New Year’s Resolutions

Looking to become a new, sexier you in 2021? Let some of our favorite adult performers take you by the hand and lead the way. Thankfully, we’re nearly done with this absolute shit-show...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vienna Black
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vienna Black

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we go deep inside Vienna Black, a Latina beauty from Queens, New York,...
Outrageous Sex Lies
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Outrageous Sex Lies

Yes, most of us have stretched the truth in pursuit of a lay at times—but you won’t believe these doozies. When trying to get a stranger into the sack, we usually have two choices. We can either be...