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HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing
Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls...
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Goodbye, Trump: A Porny Farewell
As the 45th President of the United States prepares to exit, we look back at The Donald’s alleged brushes with the adult industry. At the time of this writing, the notoriously...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Blair Williams
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we celebrate the beauty, sexuality and spirit of Blair Williams, a very...
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Lights, Camera, Action! How to Make the Perfect Amateur Porn Video
If the internet has taught us nothing else it’s that, with modern technology, anyone can make an amateur...
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HUSTLER Classic: Cowgirl Up
Feeling hot to trot? Then saddle up and hit the trail with us back to the March ’03 HUSTLER and the pictorial Jana Cova: Ride ‘Em, Cowboy. The set, lensed by photographer...
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Kim-Possible
Photo by Paul Hennessy/Alamy “The best. Is yet. To come!” Shrieking into the void, noted human gargoyle Kimberly Guilfoyle’s words will echo through time, but not so much as a rallying cry for...
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Keep on Laughing in a Free World
There’s a sense of unease in comedy circles. After four years of Trump, suddenly the deluge of material has come to an end. No more insane late-night Twitter rants, no more...
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Fantastic Plastic: XXX Extremes
Beauty comes in all varieties. Some XXX performers prefer an all-natural look. Others get a little Botox here or there or perhaps small breast implants. But if you keep sliding...
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Fuzzy Logic
Canadian scientists are rock stars: insulin, the discovery of stem cells, the marriage of French fries, gravy and cheese curds—truly, the world is a better place for them. But that’s all small potatoes...
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Oliver Stone: Chasing the Light
Photography courtesy of Oliver Stone The three-time Oscar winner is back with a new book—Chasing the Light: Writing, Directing, and Surviving Platoon, Midnight Express,...
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Turn On to Obscure Turn-ons
Have you ever gotten turned on watching The Simpsons? Not by Marge or the two strippers who corner Smithers (“A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love,” Season 13, Episode 4), but those legs—those...
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Objects of Desire
BuzzFeed, sometimes we think you’re just making this stuff up. There seems to be no topic you can’t turn into an easily digestible list, and that goes double for tales of masturbation and self-love. Last...
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Bragg Loves Bush
Hindsight is 20/20, but it’s astounding how people responsible for major social media presences—like, say, the freakin’ Vatican for instance—are lacking the wherewithal and knowhow not to keep their...
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Rudy Ruins Porn
Now that it’s all behind us, we need to take a serious look at Rudy Giuliani’s hilariously botched press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. As political gaffes go,...
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers
The husband-and-wife team behind That Couple Next Door are on a mission to normalize swinging, one sex-drenched podcast episode at a time. Of the many sex podcasts out there, more...
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part II
Prepare to find yourself in the best kind of hairy situation imaginable! It’s time to go deep into the bush with a prick-stiffening parade of dark-haired, muff-happy HUSTLER...
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Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate
We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into...
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John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way
John Nichols is one of America’s foremost left-leaning journalists. He earned a master’s degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism, is The...
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Working the Kinks In
How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share...
