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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies
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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies

Fatherhood can be a grueling and sometimes seemingly thankless endeavor. But there are also some laughs to be had between the headaches. In honor of Father’s Day, we present...
Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes
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Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes

A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory...
Busty Blond Babes … the Third!
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Busty Blond Babes … the Third!

Fair-haired Honeys with full, jutting racks—it doesn’t get much better, does it? With that said, join us as we celebrate the beauty of big-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough...
Sally Mullins: Hardcore Stand-Up
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Sally Mullins: Hardcore Stand-Up

For 20 years Sally Mullins has talked about sex in her stand-up. The raunchy comedian has performed for the troops, appeared on Lights Out With David Spade and hosts two weekly...
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Butcher Babies: The HUSTLER Threesome

In 2011, HUSTLER Magazine introduced the world to Butcher Babies. As the writer of that interview, I deemed the duo of Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd “The Hottest Band in the...
Art of Glass
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Art of Glass

Olive Glass’ scorching performances aren’t the only works of beauty she creates—the XXX phenomenon is also an accomplished visual artist. We spend some time with the multi-talented beauty to brush up on...
Life After Porn
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Life After Porn

What is retirement like for a porn star? Missy Martinez explores what happens when the pop-shots end. At the end of most careers, there is typically an acknowledgment. A gold watch, a plaque or, at the very...
Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths
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Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

No, spanking it won’t ruin your eyesight, shrink your dong or give you prostate cancer—in fact, it has many benefits. So go ahead and whack away (after reading this, of...
HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II
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HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II

HUSTLER and pink—for nearly 50 years, this winning combination has brought countless moments of joy to men everywhere.  With that in mind, today we’re delivering a...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal
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Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal

Prepare yourself for an astounding (and ass-pounding) adventure, as we go in through the out door for a cavalcade of cornhole-cramming fun! Go ahead; dive right in!  Jane...
Wet, Hot & Naked IV
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Wet, Hot & Naked IV

Rub-a-dub dub, hot chicks in a tub—and in the shower!  Join us as we get clean—yet so delightfully dirty—with hot HUSTLER Honeys washing up and getting down. And when you’re done with these...
Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity
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Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity

Is sex with your partner starting to feel a little robotic? You’re not alone; it’s a common problem for couples. Read on for essential...
The Sounds of Screwing
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The Sounds of Screwing

Whether it’s moans, dirty talk, heavy breathing or something else, most of us enjoy a little mouth music while doing the deed. HUSTLERMagazine.com explores the scientific connection between our...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Emma Hix
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Emma Hix

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on stunning Canadian export Emma...
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GLOW Girl Jeanne Basone: Wham! Bam! Body Slam!

HUSTLERMagazine.com gets in the ring with Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone for a no-holds-barred interview. If you are like us, you loved wrestling in the 1980s....
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Larry Flynt for President: The Movie!

The legendary HUSTLER publisher’s famous campaign for the highest office in the land gets a fresh look in a new documentary.  Larry Flynt’s political affiliation varied...
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Dating Profile Do’s and Don’ts

With COVID-19 restrictions lifting, chances are you’ll be hitting the online dating trail again soon. Here are some essential tips for clearing a path to success. COVID-19...
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Buckcherry: Happily ‘Hellbound’

Josh Todd discusses his band’s new record, crafting the perfect stripper anthem and the strangest place he’s ever heard his music.   Josh Todd is the last real...
Hump-Day Special: DP Delights
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Hump-Day Special: DP Delights

Double her pleasure with double the dongs! It’s a two-for-one special on man-meat for these babes as they take hard cock in their pussies and asses at the same time. Talk about...
Ricky Greenwood’s Big Adventure
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Ricky Greenwood’s Big Adventure

From straight porn to trans titles, werewolf smut to nun-sploitation, Ricky Greenwood pretty much does it all in the XXX world, and with a cinematic eye for detail. The...
Dildo Darlings IV
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Dildo Darlings IV

It’s sexy playtime once again as hot HUSTLER Honeys crack open the toy chest and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out...