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Amber Lynn, an Evangelist and an ‘Oh, My God’ HUSTLER Moment
XXX legend Lynn recalls the iconic photo-shoot directed by reformed preacher-man Marjoe Gortner It’s been said that the Lord works in mysterious...
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Bruce Campbell: Bloody Funny
Bruce Campbell has been killing it as Ash Williams in the Evil Dead franchise for nearly four decades. He first decapitated Deadites in the 1981 cult classic The Evil Dead, murdered many...
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Saturday Special: Fearsome Foursomes
Three dudes on one chick, couples coupling up—where sexual foursomes are concerned, there’s no wrong way to do it. In celebration of carnal quartets, we’re serving up a...
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup
They say that the truth will set you free, but laughter can be pretty liberating too. With that in mind, let’s spend some time behind bars and get some chuckles with these...
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Feminist Men Get Laid More!
According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the...
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 8
Got a case of the midweek blahs? Here’s a little something to perk you up! A half-dozen HUSTLER Honeys dolled up in their dainty underthings—until they...
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Titty Tuesday
Jugs. Hooters. Funbags. Knockers. Whatever you prefer to call them, there’s nothing like a pair of full, heaving breasts to get your day off to a good start. So go ahead and dive into some of HUSTLER’s...
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Foreign Porn Stars, Freaky Foods
Fish semen! Kangaroo meat! Putrefied shark flesh! XXX performers from far-flung areas dish about the exotic foods of their homelands. If there’s one true thing that can be said...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Arya Fae
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Arya Fae. Fair-haired charmer Fae...
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Red, White and ‘Ooh!’: HUSTLER’s Sex-Drenched Patriotism
It’s the Fourth of July, when America commemorates its independence from Britain in 1776. And if you thought HUSTLER was going to let the day go by...
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Saturday Special: Threeway Thrills 2
Three, as it’s been said, is a magic number, and that’s especially true when it comes to threeways. The sexual triad can take on many forms—boy/girl/girl,...
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Fortune Feimster: Ice-Cream Dancing
Fortune Feimster is fucking funny. Feimster (rhymes with teamster) is a walking dichotomy, a flannel-loving lesbian who was also a Southern debutante. She started out on Last...
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Red, Hot and Blue
Think about it: As America slowly but surely crawls out of its COVID hole and sanity is finally restored to the Oval Office, has there been a better time in recent memory to celebrate this...
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Kinky Confessions
People are strange, do strange things and pay to have strange things done to them. And thanks to Reddit, we get to glimpse the secret world of some very dedicated essential workers. BuzzFeed did a nifty little...
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Bad, Badder, Baddest
You may know Tig Notaro for her wry ’n’ dry stand-up. Now prepare to meet Tig Notaro: action star and certified badass. The host of the hilarious Funny or Die web series Under a Rock landed a role in Zack...
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Fap to the Future
It’s too bad there is no national archive for porn. No Presidential library wings dedicated to vintage copies of Swank (or HUSTLER, for that matter). Because porn is so much more than a picture on a screen...
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There’s Something About Mary
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, beloved adult performer Mary Carey is back for another shot at the California gubernatorial seat. But this time she’s serious (minus the...
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Pretending to Protect Democracy
Hundreds of major corporations demand voting rights for all! (No, not really.) The banner for the two-page advertisement in The New York Times and The Washington Post was...
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Misfit Toys
Sex toys in the news? It’s an embarrassment of riches. Right now, even as you read these words, a dildo is making headlines. If there were a CNN for sex, it would have a special sex toy news crawl going...
