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Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths
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Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

No, spanking it won’t ruin your eyesight, shrink your dong or give you prostate cancer—in fact, it has many benefits. So go ahead and whack away (after reading this, of...
HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II
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HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II

HUSTLER and pink—for nearly 50 years, this winning combination has brought countless moments of joy to men everywhere.  With that in mind, today we’re delivering a...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal
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Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal

Prepare yourself for an astounding (and ass-pounding) adventure, as we go in through the out door for a cavalcade of cornhole-cramming fun! Go ahead; dive right in!  Jane...
Wet, Hot & Naked IV
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Wet, Hot & Naked IV

Rub-a-dub dub, hot chicks in a tub—and in the shower!  Join us as we get clean—yet so delightfully dirty—with hot HUSTLER Honeys washing up and getting down. And when you’re done with these...
Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity
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Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity

Is sex with your partner starting to feel a little robotic? You’re not alone; it’s a common problem for couples. Read on for essential...
The Sounds of Screwing
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The Sounds of Screwing

Whether it’s moans, dirty talk, heavy breathing or something else, most of us enjoy a little mouth music while doing the deed. HUSTLERMagazine.com explores the scientific connection between our...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Emma Hix
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Emma Hix

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on stunning Canadian export Emma...
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GLOW Girl Jeanne Basone: Wham! Bam! Body Slam!

HUSTLERMagazine.com gets in the ring with Jeanne “Hollywood” Basone for a no-holds-barred interview. If you are like us, you loved wrestling in the 1980s....
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Larry Flynt for President: The Movie!

The legendary HUSTLER publisher’s famous campaign for the highest office in the land gets a fresh look in a new documentary.  Larry Flynt’s political affiliation varied...
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Dating Profile Do’s and Don’ts

With COVID-19 restrictions lifting, chances are you’ll be hitting the online dating trail again soon. Here are some essential tips for clearing a path to success. COVID-19...
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Buckcherry: Happily ‘Hellbound’

Josh Todd discusses his band’s new record, crafting the perfect stripper anthem and the strangest place he’s ever heard his music.   Josh Todd is the last real...
Hump-Day Special: DP Delights
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Hump-Day Special: DP Delights

Double her pleasure with double the dongs! It’s a two-for-one special on man-meat for these babes as they take hard cock in their pussies and asses at the same time. Talk about...
Ricky Greenwood’s Big Adventure
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Ricky Greenwood’s Big Adventure

From straight porn to trans titles, werewolf smut to nun-sploitation, Ricky Greenwood pretty much does it all in the XXX world, and with a cinematic eye for detail. The...
Dildo Darlings IV
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Dildo Darlings IV

It’s sexy playtime once again as hot HUSTLER Honeys crack open the toy chest and get busy with their favorite faux phalluses. Feel free to join in on the fun yourself—and afterwards, make sure to check out...
Dirty Change We Can Believe In
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Dirty Change We Can Believe In

She’s a comedian who grew up in a sexually reserved household. He’s a porn star with more than 1,000 titles under his oft-unbuckled belt. Together, Rosie Tran and Tommy Pistol...
Samantha Saint: Four Your Pleasure
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Samantha Saint: Four Your Pleasure

Welcome back to Four Your Pleasure, where we celebrate that rare breed of Honeys who are so fantastic, we’ve featured them in no less than four separate, boner-inducing...
Taking It to the Edge
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Taking It to the Edge

While many people consider busting a nut to be the best part of sex, fans of edging feel that better things come to those who wait. We explore the practice of putting off the Big O in pursuit of a...
Oil Together Now
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Oil Together Now

Are you feeling pretty slick right about now—or, at the very least, do you want to feel pretty slick right about now? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered—in the kind of slithery, slippery stuff that...
A Slippery History
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A Slippery History

Sweet, wonderful lube—where would we be without it? The short answer is, in a lot of pain. But for all our discussion of can-it-or-can’t-it (coconut oil, yes; banana peels, no!), we’ve never considered...
NFTs, Porn & You
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NFTs, Porn & You

There are two types of people: those who embrace emerging technologies and explore them to their fullest and those of us who cower in a dark corner, clinging to the past. And if you fall into the latter...
Forget Trump—Reagan’s Era Is Ending
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Forget Trump—Reagan’s Era Is Ending

President Biden and reinvigorated Democrats step up to prove that, yes, government can be the solution. In the dark days of the 2008 financial crisis, The Daily Show With Jon...