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Taylor Momsen: Death by Rock and Roll
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Taylor Momsen: Death by Rock and Roll

After a five-year absence from recording, The Pretty Reckless are roaring back with their most inspired album to date: Death by Rock and Roll. No small feat considering that at...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It

No doubt about it; it definitely seems like the world is going to the dogs. So why not have a few good laughs about it? We’re letting the fur fly with this collection of canine-centric...
Sex Boot Camp: The Art of Role Play
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Sex Boot Camp: The Art of Role Play

Wanna play doctor? How about teacher and student? Let our panel of XXX-perts lead you through the world of sexual make-believe. We love sex. You love sex. There is, however,...
The ‘Tinder Tales’ Teller
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The ‘Tinder Tales’ Teller

Comedian David Piccolomini wants to make you a better online dater, so he created a podcast about the triumphs and travesties of e-hookups. Listen up! If David Piccolomini has become some sort of...
Michelle Waterson: Kicking It With UFC’s Karate Hottie
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Michelle Waterson: Kicking It With UFC’s Karate Hottie

With the UFC making headlines for its determination to be the first major sports promotion to open back up during the current pandemic, a lot of fans...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs!
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs!

Ah, blowjobs—God’s gift to the penis. An opportunity to sit back, relax and let someone else do all the work as they play some beautiful mouth-music on your skin-flute. Truly, a little...
Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. IV
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Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. IV

Sure, blondes might have more fun, but there’s something special about a dark-haired beauty—especially when she’s sporting an eye-popping rack. So feast your eyes on this bounty of...
Get a Leg Up Vol. II
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Get a Leg Up Vol. II

Does anything beat a great pair of legs? We don’t think so—and that’s a stand we’ll always be willing to take. With that in mind, let’s get stepping to another celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest...
Penis Pet Names: An Explainer
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Penis Pet Names: An Explainer

Why do so many of us feel the need to assign silly sobriquets to our junk? Is it a sign of a sexual hang-up, or just good, dirty fun? We dig deep for answers. We’re going to give it...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ella Knox
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ella Knox

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re here to honor Ella Knox, a brunet stunner who boasts many charms. Where do...
So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?
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So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?

Thinking about camming for a living during these difficult times? Let these experienced performers provide you with some essential advice. Camming shows are a fantastic way to engage in...
Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. III
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Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. III

It’s finally summer—yay! And after a year-plus in lockdown, everybody’s eager to hit the pool and the beach. You know what that means; the skimpy...
Ron White: A Life Lived Large
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Ron White: A Life Lived Large

Ron White used to be known as a cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking funnyman, but that description no longer holds true. Today Ron drinks his very own Number Juan tequila. If his drink of choice...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor

It’s Friday! Time to wind down the week, kick back and relax—and is there a better way to relax than bellying up to the bar, knocking back a couple of drinks and having a few...
It’s About Fucking Time
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It’s About Fucking Time

New research has found that guys prefer to bone in the morning, while the ladies lean toward nighttime banging. But fear not; there’s a cure for this frustrating conflict. “Can I hit it in...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink II
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink II

It’s National Pink Day once again, and of course we’re celebrating in the best way possible—with a procession of Honeys spreading wide-open and showing off everything they’ve got!...
Vampira. Courtesy of the Jove de Renzy Collection.
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Glamour Ghoul: The Sexy, Strange & Spooky Story of Vampira

You might not know Maila Nurmi by name, but if you’re a fan of ’50s horror you are probably familiar with her work. Born in 1922 to conservative...
Hooray for Nipples!
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Hooray for Nipples!

Let’s hear it for nipples—sensitive pleasure hotspots, sources of nourishment for the body, mind and soul alike, and the cherries on top of the endlessly tasty treats that are titties. Light, dark, puffy,...
Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies
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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies

Fatherhood can be a grueling and sometimes seemingly thankless endeavor. But there are also some laughs to be had between the headaches. In honor of Father’s Day, we present...
Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes
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Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes

A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory...
Busty Blond Babes … the Third!
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Busty Blond Babes … the Third!

Fair-haired Honeys with full, jutting racks—it doesn’t get much better, does it? With that said, join us as we celebrate the beauty of big-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough...